(Ship Name: *Pending*)
DarkStarSeed: Again, this was a request.
Paula: I can't believe I'm saying this, but this ship, even though it's straight, isn't very good.
Jeff: So, you think it's better off gay?
Paula: I wasn't saying that.
Kumatora: Ness? Ninten? Claus? Lucas? Why are you just staring? And why do you look so scared?
Ninten: BECAUSE HE'S WEARING PANTS!!
Ness: IT IS A CRIME FOR PANTS TO EXIST!!
Lucas: CLAUS! BURN IT!
Claus: *shoots a bolt of lightning at the picture, frying it to nothing*
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Earthbound: React To Ships
FanfictionThe classic crew of Ninten, Ana, Lloyd, Teddy, Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo, Lucas, Claus, Kumatora, and Duster are here to see which of the Mother/Earthbound ships they approve of, and which ones are just plain weird. Oh yeah . . . There's also some fou...