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Poo: Absolutely the fuck not.
Duster: Delete this.
Lucas: I have crippling depression.
Jeff: I'm gay.
Happy Happy Cultist: I'm blue.
Ness: Wait, who let this guy in here?!
Lloyd: I'm trash.
Ana: This quality of this ship he empty! Yeet!!
Ninten: Ana! That's not an Idubz reference!!
Claus: Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing Minecraft!
Kumatora: Claus, we did those jokes already.
Paula: I have osteoporosis.
Ness: Wait, what?
Teddy: Huh?
Paula: I have osteoporos-hergaphblit.
Kumatora: Oh no, oh god, oh fuck. Run!!!!
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Earthbound: React To Ships
FanfictionThe classic crew of Ninten, Ana, Lloyd, Teddy, Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo, Lucas, Claus, Kumatora, and Duster are here to see which of the Mother/Earthbound ships they approve of, and which ones are just plain weird. Oh yeah . . . There's also some fou...
