(Ship Name: Noah, get the boat.)
Duster: Fuuuck me.
Kumatora: Raise your hand if you want to fuck Duster.
Lloyd: *raises hand*
Kumatora: So you have chosen . . . death.
Lloyd: Not today, bitch! *shoots himself*
Lucas: Rest in R.I.P.
Claus: R.I.P. in peace.
Poo: So ummm . . .
Ninten: Ummm . . .
Jeff: I honestly don't know how to respond to this.
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Earthbound: React To Ships
FanfictionThe classic crew of Ninten, Ana, Lloyd, Teddy, Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo, Lucas, Claus, Kumatora, and Duster are here to see which of the Mother/Earthbound ships they approve of, and which ones are just plain weird. Oh yeah . . . There's also some fou...
