(Ship Name: *Pending* (Maybe Nescaula?))
Ninten: The solution to the shipping problem with Ness, Paula, and Lucas. Just, *voice crack* ship all 3 of them!
Jeff: Someone write a fanfic on it! Best ship ever!
Duster: Well, I wouldn't say that. What about the Clausten pairing?
Lloyd: Claus x Ninten x Ana?
Ana: No. Not happening.
Paula: Our opinions? I'll be honest, I find it acceptable. Scratch that, I LOVE IT!
Lucas: I mean, at least I'm being shipped with Ness.
Ness: I like it too Paula. Wait a second, Lucas? Did you . . ?
Lucas: I said that out loud didn't I?
Claus: Yep, you totally did bro.
Teddy: We all heard it.
Lucas: . . . Fuck.
Kumatora: You finally cussed! You're a man now Luke! Wait, actually, never mind. You're still a virgin.
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Earthbound: React To Ships
FanfictionThe classic crew of Ninten, Ana, Lloyd, Teddy, Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo, Lucas, Claus, Kumatora, and Duster are here to see which of the Mother/Earthbound ships they approve of, and which ones are just plain weird. Oh yeah . . . There's also some fou...