(Ship Name: Kumaclaus)
Teddy: So, if this ship was canon, who would be in charge?
Claus: Me.
Kumatora: No, me.
Duster: I would think it would be Kumatora.
Ness: This ship is so boring, someone sing a song!
Claus: HAKUNA MATATA!!
Lucas: HAKUMA MATORA!!
Kumatora: Holy shit, that was really cringy Lucas. So, now that I'm being shipped with someone, it's time to kill!
Lloyd: It's gonna be me isn't it?
Everyone: Yep.
Lloyd: Shit.
Kumatora: *beats Lloyd to a pulp with a trash can*
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Earthbound: React To Ships
FanfictionThe classic crew of Ninten, Ana, Lloyd, Teddy, Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo, Lucas, Claus, Kumatora, and Duster are here to see which of the Mother/Earthbound ships they approve of, and which ones are just plain weird. Oh yeah . . . There's also some fou...
