Jeff x Paula

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(Ship Name: *Pending*)

Jeff: But I'm gay.

Paula: Hergaphblit.

Ness: Hergaphblit?

Paula: Hergaphblit.

Lloyd: That's not a word.

Paula: Hergaphblit.

Kumatora: Something is wrong, I can feel it.

Paula: Hergaphblit.

Teddy: I think that she can't process how bad this ship is, and is muttering nonsense.

Paula: Hergaphblit.

Ninten: I don't think that is the case.

Paula: Hergaphblit.

Ana: I think we broke her.

Paula: Hergaphblit.

Ness: Yeah. Paula is out of order. I'll have to fix her.

Duster: Someone's gonna take that sentence out of context.

Claus: FIX ME HARDER DADDY!!

Lucas: What the fu . . . dge?

Paula: Hergaphblit.

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