(Ship Name: Kumadust)
Duster: Kuma, what are you doing with Jeff?
Jeff: Yeah sure, I'll lend you a Multi-bottle rocket.
Lloyd: Oh god, oh fuck.
Kumatora: *unleashes the equivalent of the entirety of the U.S. nuclear arsenal right upon Duster's poor soul, and also unintentionally killing Lloyd, because he sucks*
Ana: That's mean DarkStarSeed! Lloyd doesn't suck!
Ninten: You know what Ana! You're paying for the repairs on the fourth wall this time!
Ness: And by the way, yeah, umm, Lloyd sucks.
Paula: Yep, he sucks.
Poo: Yep, he sucks.
Lucas: Yep, he sucks.
Claus: Yep, he sucks.
Teddy: Yep, he sucks.
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Earthbound: React To Ships
FanfictionThe classic crew of Ninten, Ana, Lloyd, Teddy, Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo, Lucas, Claus, Kumatora, and Duster are here to see which of the Mother/Earthbound ships they approve of, and which ones are just plain weird. Oh yeah . . . There's also some fou...
