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Paula: Why must I be treated like this? I want to be shipped with Ness!
Lucas: Yeah, and so do I!
Ness: I want to die.
Teddy: What is it with the PK Love twins wanting to be shipped with the hat twins?
Claus: I don't like Ness. Only Lucas likes to be shipped with both of them, right honey?
Ninten: For the last time, I'm not your honey.
Jeff: Get a room you two.
Claus: Gladly. I'll show Ninten some of my PK Love if you know what I'm sayin'.
Ninten: FBI open up!!
FBI: *breaks open the door* Yes? You called?
Ninten: *points at Claus* He wants to fuck me when we are under the age of consent.
Claus: I can explain!
FBI: Yippee kiy yay, mother fuckers.
Claus: *screaming and running as the FBI shoot at him*
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Earthbound: React To Ships
FanfictionThe classic crew of Ninten, Ana, Lloyd, Teddy, Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo, Lucas, Claus, Kumatora, and Duster are here to see which of the Mother/Earthbound ships they approve of, and which ones are just plain weird. Oh yeah . . . There's also some fou...
