(Ship Name: *Pending*)
Ninten: Fuck no! Even though Paula has bigger boo-
Ness: NO WAY IN HELL AM I LETTING YOU FINISH THAT SENTENCE!!
Ninten: . . . -ots. She has bigger boots.
Paula: I'm not stupid. Permission to kill him Ana?
Ana: Go ahead.
Ninten: Wait, we can talk about this!
Paula: *uses PK Freeze Ω on Ninten*
Ness: Well, to be fair, Ninten isn't wrong.
Ana: *uses PK Fire Ω on Ness and Lloyd*
Paula: I swear. Boys never change.
Ana: Boys never change.
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Earthbound: React To Ships
FanfictionThe classic crew of Ninten, Ana, Lloyd, Teddy, Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo, Lucas, Claus, Kumatora, and Duster are here to see which of the Mother/Earthbound ships they approve of, and which ones are just plain weird. Oh yeah . . . There's also some fou...
