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Duster: Fuck this. *leaves*
Terra: Before anyone asks, there is no art of this to my knowledge, but I've seen fics of it . . . Ana give my the holy water.
Ana: Here ya go.
Jeff: I have many questions. First, who created this ship? Second, where do they live? Third, where is the nearest multi-bottle rocket?
Claus: The answer to your questions is yes.
Ness: It's hard to argue with you Claus.
Kumatora: *Proceeds to kill the creator and simultaneously yeet Lloyd to Brazil*
Poo: Aaaaand another one for the "Kumatora kills someone" and "Lloyd fucking dies" counters. I lost track after 3.
Lucas: Mind killing Porky too?
Kumatora: Even the powers of badassery, gay, and best girl energy combined cannot scratch the ASC.
Ninten: Dammit, it was worth a shot.
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Earthbound: React To Ships
FanfictionThe classic crew of Ninten, Ana, Lloyd, Teddy, Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo, Lucas, Claus, Kumatora, and Duster are here to see which of the Mother/Earthbound ships they approve of, and which ones are just plain weird. Oh yeah . . . There's also some fou...
