(Ship Name: Paulana (sounds like Pollyanna lol))
Jeff: About time we got some yuri in here!
Ana: *literally puking in disgust*
Paula: Ummm, it's . . . Eww I don't like it. At all.
Lloyd: . . . And to this day Ness, our goddess and savior Yuri watches over us to protect the tranquility and longevity of what mortals would call female x female.
Ness: I see. It sounded, interesting. And also, WHAT THE HECK IS THAT SHIP?!?!
Poo: *is kneeling down on knees* Oh lord, oh savior goddes Yuri, please accept me into your religion and forgive me for my "questionable actions."
Kumatora: My disciple, you are forgiven.
Ninten: o_0
Duster: Wtf.
Teddy: This whole thing is FUBAR.
Claus: It's almost as awesome as me!
Everyone: Fuck you Claus! That's why your mom died!
Lucas: Fml.
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Earthbound: React To Ships
FanfictionThe classic crew of Ninten, Ana, Lloyd, Teddy, Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo, Lucas, Claus, Kumatora, and Duster are here to see which of the Mother/Earthbound ships they approve of, and which ones are just plain weird. Oh yeah . . . There's also some fou...
