Ness: Why do you guys read this?
Paula: Do you enjoy watching us suffer?
Jeff: Are you guys insane?
Ana: 1,000+ views?!
Kumatora: One question. Did any of you guys bust a nut reading any of these ships?
Teddy: What?
Duster: What?
Kumatora: What?
Lucas: Yeah, I busted a couple of pistachios. They taste pretty good.
Claus: Stay innocent young one.
Poo: Eh. This is book is pretty cringe though.
Lloyd: The worst part is that I die a lot.
Ninten: What do you mean? That's the best part.
DarkStarSeed: In all serious"ness" though, I was NOT expecting this to get more views than all my other books. I get it, I try to make this book as funny as possible, but now, I'm starting to run out of ideas. So please, help meh.
Ness: That joke makes me want to commit Lloyd.
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Earthbound: React To Ships
FanfictionThe classic crew of Ninten, Ana, Lloyd, Teddy, Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo, Lucas, Claus, Kumatora, and Duster are here to see which of the Mother/Earthbound ships they approve of, and which ones are just plain weird. Oh yeah . . . There's also some fou...