Merlin Oneshots

You Must Feel Bad

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Third POV

Merlin was in some cage tied up with some rope. The knots were done horribly, so Merlin could easily undo them. But what was the fun in that? Merlin hadn't had any fun in ages  and this. Well, this was going to be so much fun. There were footsteps coming from somewhere to his left and Merlin began to plot how he was going to do this.

"You are ze king's manservant? No?"

"Zat is correct." Merlin was going to have so much fun with this. He loved people with accents. They were so easy to make fun of.

"You vill tell me everyzing you know about him. Or else."

"You know, I've never understood that. Or else what? What is else?" 

"Zat is enough from you, boy. Tell me everyzing you know about the king."

"You must feel bad about this. I mean, kidnapping me wouldn't be an easy thing to do. So, you really went out of your way to take me here."

"It vas hard. But I hope it vill pay off." He said smugly.

"There is one thing that I can tell you about the king. He absolutely hates being called fat."

"How is zat helpful to me? Are you expecting me to insult him?"

"That's what I usually do."

"Enough, boy! You vill do as I say. Now."

"Another thing. How lonely you must be. Taking a servant. You must be so alone."

"I am not alone! Alone helps me. Alone keeps everyone safe."

"Nobody can be safe forever. They can't be alone either. Did you take me here just so that you would have a friend? It's really ok if you did. I've been told that I'm great company. It's ok to be lonely. You must feel bad though"

The man was crying now. "I am not lonely. I need information on ze king. Give it to me."

"I really don't want to. You know that? He would have my head if I told you anything. And I already told you he hated being called fat. Soooooo, you'll just have to live with that."

"You know what, Boy? I'm letting you go. Not because you made me cry, or made a fool of me, but because I don't have time to torture you. Goodbye. You just need to go north of here until you see the kingdom. Then you'll go vest. Good luck. I hope I never have to see you again." He was still crying, but there were less tears. 

"Righteo sir. Adios! 

400 words

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Published 1-15-20