I Blame Wattpad for My High Expectations of Men

Epilogue

~Six Years Later - Summer of 2042~

~Third Person Point of View~

"Damn baby, you still got it even at the age of 45," Ace tells his beautiful wife as he slowly thrusts in and out of her, taking pride in the effect that he still has on her even after twenty-six years. 

        She tightens her grip on his shoulders, meeting his thrusts at every angle. Yup, Lola Dino Rivers's still got game.

        With a smirk, Ace kicks it up a notch, making them pant out their next words.

"You're enjoying this...a little too much...aren't you?" Lola calls her husband out on his cocky smirk.

"A little," he winks at her, sensing her climax.

"Please...the dryer...is doing...most of...the work...anyway," she retorts, mirroring his smirk.

        You read that right, folks. Even after all these years, the laundry room is still the Rivers' favorite place to have sex...specifically, on the dryer. Granted, all six of their children hate doing the laundry, so it only makes it easier for the two to sneak inside every chance that they get.

        Ace breathlessly chuckles at his wife's words.

"You know...you'd think...after menopause...your infamous attitude...would've left...along with...your menstrual...cycles."

        Lola gasps at the good-natured insult, and with all the strength that she has, she digs her nails into Ace's strong, broad shoulders.

"Oh you-" Lola's comeback is caught off by her own muffled scream as Ace thrusts into her deeply one last time while covering her mouth with his, instantly making her release while vibrating her mouth with his loud, satisfying groan.

        They only pull away from the passionate kiss when they're both suddenly in need of some serious oxygen. 

"Bet the dryer couldn't do that," Ace whispers to Lola in a pant, meeting her own breathless chuckles as she rests her forehead on his chest.

        A few seconds later, she goes to ride Ace for him to come as well, but just as he's seconds away from his climax, the sound of their children's beautiful voices ring from the kitchen.

"Mom!"

"Dad!"

"Where are they?"

        Lola's and Ace's eyes widen in an instant, and all sudden movement between the two is stopped.

"Maybe they're outside," Jayden wrongfully assumes.

"Could be," Kayden agrees. "Let's go check."

"All six of us?" Lia Kelsey asks. "Is that really necessary?"

        Kayden turns to his older brother to make the final decision. Jayden contemplates it for a second, looking at the little ones especially, before finally looking back up at Kayden.

"With those two, who knows what the fuck we'll walk in on," he whispers only to him so that their younger siblings can't hear. "If I'm about to get scarred for life, then we all are. All for one, one for all."

"Oh man," Kayden groans in agony. "You don't really think..."

"It's Mom and Dad, bro, of course I think that."

        Preparing themselves for the worse, Jayden and Kayden take their siblings out to their spacious backyard, hoping to find their parents in the most innocent state possible.