Don't Transmigrate Me!

Delicious to Look at, but can't Eat

ShanCheng ShanCheng ShanCheng, you really forced me into bed! WuAi realized that she hadn't died yet. In fact, she laid on a very soft bed. She blinked her eyes a couple times, and realized that she was blindfolded... and her hands... and her feet were tied. Excuse me Female Lead! I'm not into these things! I'm not into you!  WuAi tried to speak, but only a hoarse cough came out of her. She needed some water.

Might as well enjoy the bed right? So WuAi tried to roll around on the bed but she was actually walled in. She tried to sit up, and Bang! Her head hit the ceiling of the bed hard.

Calm down calm down calm down. WuAi knew where she was, but she didn't like this tight space. It reminded her of something, yet it didn't. "Le.... Let me... ouuuuuttt..." WuAi was barely able to croak this sentence out, the saliva was out of service today. WuAi started pushing at the wall at this point. She had forgotten about the system, and it stayed quiet during this ordeal.

She floundered in this caged-in bed, her hands and feet kept banging against the top. Tears and snot were streaming down her face. She wanted to curl up into a ball, but at the same time she wanted to fight. "Let me out. Let me out! Lemme out... lemme out...." She kept mumbling this the entire time. Her breath was getting short, she was banging her head against the top, hoping to knock herself unconscious. Let me OUT!!

Hours later, a man finally walked into the house, and as he walked up to the coffin, he could barely hear a voice saying, "Let me out..." He could also hear this voice crying in gasps. 

This man was quite a burly man. He dressed like a midwestern man. Black tight t-shirt, blue jeans, brown boots and a brown cowboy hat. He looked like he was of mixed descent. He had straight arrowed eyebrows, and his brown eyes were currently closed, while thrumming his fingers on the beautiful black and gold coffin.

Eventually with one lucky bang from the person inside it, they were finally able to open the coffin. Without looking at who was right outside of it. This person jumped right into the man's arms, and he caught her. He stared at this girl who was shivering in his arms, and slowly but surely he also felt a wet spot. On his shirt. The man seemed to be musing about something. Either to drop the girl back into the coffin right now, dump her into a tub of water, or to just keep carrying her. He was in a good mood, so he continued carrying her to the bathroom. Then he turned on lukewarm water in the tub. While waiting, and patting on the girl's back, he mused again. Is this girl faking it, or is it real? Do girls actually cry this long or is she just laughing into his shirt and he couldn't feel it.

In the end, he dumped her unceremoniously into the tub. The girl then went into shock. The man continued looking at her. Her skin was pale and glimmering, her usual black bun had disappeared at this point and it laid around her in the water. The white collared shirt was unbuttoned a couple and on that pale neck, one could see 2 puncture points. He sat on the tub, and raised her head to look at him. That's when the girl finally registered him.

"Who... are you?" She said. She tried to move her head away from his grip, but he only tightened his hand. She wasn't able to put up much of a fight against him.

He smiled, "You don't need to know who I am... Aren't you hungry? WuAi." WuAi's mouth dropped open, who the fuck is this guy. The man swiped his fingers against her lips, then as his smile deepened, he also swiped his fingers against her teeth and it pierced through his skin.

WuAi suddenly felt like she could speak normally again. She swiped her tongue against the liquid and it came to touch his finger which was still in her mouth. She slowly realized that it was his finger that she was sucking on, and his blood. She quickly ran out of the tub and tried to puke into the toilet.

System55566688833: Congratulations! Successfully turned into a vampire. Completion of side mission +100,000 points. Store is now opened.

Fuck you Hong84. Where have you been. And what do you mean I'm a vampire. What happened!

System55566688833: I have been here the entire time. What do you mean where have I been? The female lead knocked you out, she bit you and in the original story, she was supposed to drink all of your blood. But I guess some things that you had done, had caused some butterfly affect and the male lead came in.

...Are you saying that the man behind me, is the male lead?

System55566688833:That's correct! When he fed you some blood, that's when you turned into a full fledged vampire! 

If the system had a physical body, WuAi felt like she could see it happily grinning at her mission accomplished. It only made her want to cough up blood some more, but her body was incapable of doing so. She slowly felt her hair move out of her face and she sat her butt onto the ground. The male leads hands still holding up her hair. Tired. She stared at the male lead, and he stared back at her. She didn't know how to say she was hungry and wanted more of his blood, but she was also unwilling to drink blood. A human doesn't drink blood! Meat! She wanted meat! The system just rolled it's imaginary eyes, stupid vampire.

Tears and frustration pooled in WuAi's eyes. What to do.

The male lead chuckled a little, "Hungry?" WuAi dumbly nodded her head, "You can't escape from this house, so don't try anything weird. Wash up first, then come downstairs when you're done." Then he left the bathroom.

This finally gave her time to look at her surroundings. The bathroom looked even better than her bathroom at the police station. In fact, it looked like it belonged in a presidential suite of a hotel. However, she did notice outlines of bars outside the window and she deducted they were probably made of holy wood. She would be able to escape, after all, wood was easy to break, but she would feel weak because of the holy water. 

WuAi was feeling sleepy and just wanted the day to be over. She refilled the tub with hot water, finished up quickly, took a white t-shirt and black sweatpants from the closet, and hopped down the stairs. Her wet hair dripped everywhere she went, and eventually there was a puddle next to the dining table. 

She looked at the dishes on the dining table in awe. She too also wanted to cook this well. Sweet and sour chicken, braised pork, fried rice, and for desert it was glutinous rice balls with red bean in it. She looked up at the male lead in anticipation, and he motioned for her to begin. She immediately sat down and her chopsticks went straight for the braised pork. It was a 5-layered pork belly and the sauce was just heavenly. But just moments after swallowing, she had to go to the bathroom again.

The male lead stood with his arms crossed at the doorway, "Do you not know what you are now?" WuAi could only shake her head at him from the toilet, which was true because the original host didn't even know there were such things called vampires before, "You're a vampire now." WuAi froze, "and I'm a vampire hunter."

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It's a bad pun. Mispronounce the female leads name, and it will sound like "going to bed" or "to have sex".