iz*One, ITZY, TWICE and NIZIU cracks and oneshots

Drabbles Part II

(Wonny x Nako)
Wonyoung: I'm our group's English Legend and grammar queen! I am the only one in the that can speak eng---"
Nako *Hold my AKB position and eyebrows*

(YulYen)
Yuri: Why can't you marry me? am i not good enough?
Yena: You are good, you're too good! but that's not enough!!
*brokes into tears*

Dear Yena
I hate you
And i hate all things you do
That puts me in true blue
I hate you for being too straight forward
And when the situation reversed, you're being a coward
I hate you for not being able to manifest how you feel
Makes me want to know if those feelings of yours were real
I hate the way you handle things,
You're always handling them on your own,
You always want to carry those burdens alone
I hate seeing your tears fall
I hate seeing you facing it all
I hate the way you ignore me at all times
And for the last, I hate myself
For still being able to love you
Instead of looking for somebody elsecan't look at nobody else
These eyes of mine are only locked on you

For everything that i hate about you
I am inlove with you..
I am, I will and i still do..
From Someone whom you can only date but forbid to be marry.

(NakoJin)
𝙽𝚊𝚔𝚘: 𝚐𝚎𝚎𝚣, 𝚒'𝚟𝚎 𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝙺𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝚏𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚝𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚢! 𝙸 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚒 𝚊𝚕𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚎 𝚌𝚞𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚌𝚊𝚗 only 𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛.
𝚈𝚞𝚓𝚒𝚗 *"inserts am i a joke to you" fez*

𝚈𝚞𝚓𝚒𝚗: 𝙽𝚊𝚔𝚘~𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗, 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝙺𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚑/𝚌𝚞𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚜𝚘 𝚏𝚊𝚛?
𝙽𝚊𝚔𝚘: 𝚜𝙰𝙷𝙽𝚐𝚢𝚞𝚙𝚜𝚊𝚕.
𝚈𝚞𝚓𝚒𝚗 *ze pose*

Nako *referring to me* you ain't goin' to be ma bitch, u one piece of hoe.
Me: i know, but she can
Yujin: *ze enters the scene* Viola bitch
Nako *inserts Nanidafaq face*

Nako and Yujin doing basic math.
Yujin: Nako~chan, if i brought 10 panties and you take the 5 but you returned 5 and decided to take the other 5, how many panties will be left?
Nako: Still 10.
Yujin: Hah? did you even count?
Nako: Idgaf about the ones you brought, i'm only after to the one that you're wearing right now * winks *
Nako:
Yujin:
#NakoTopsPropaganday_all

(ChaeKkura)
Sakura *singing* All i want for christmas is.. *ze stares at Chaeyon*
Chayeon*tug tug*
Sakura: a new Nintendo Swirch and a Pokemon Sword and Shield game.
Chayeon *ze facepalmed*

(OT12)
Sakura: Prepare for Trouble!
Chayeon: And make it double!
Wonyoung: to protect iz*One from devastation,
Eunbi: To unite all wiz*One in every nation.
Yuri: To denounce the haters, our dreams and love
Yena: To extend our reach from the stars above!
Hyewon: I'm Hyewon
Minju: And i'm Minju
Chaewon: Iz*One faster than the speed of light.
Hitomi: Surrender now or prepare to fight fight fight!
Nako: Nico-NEKO-Nee that's right!
Yujin: Ahn'Buffet!
*ze performs fiesta*

(YulYen)
Yuri *singing*
Why can't you hold me in the street
Why can't you kiss me on the dance floor
I wish that we fould be like that
Why can't we be like that
Cos i'm yooooooooours ~
*ze fjnal stare at Yena*
Why can't we be like that
Wish we could be like that...
Yena: ....

(ChaeKkura)
Sakura: The sky looks beautiful today, same as the stars who shined brightly than it ever was...
Chayeon: You know what, i was at this age when i first figured out the what the word "beautiful" means.
Sakura *in disbelief* Really?
Chayeon: Yeah, when i first set my eyes on you.
Sakura *gushed in fortnite*

(Ssambang)
Chaewon: Imagine, in one second, there were about 99 infants who was being conceived.. but only 50 of them grew up and lived life to its fullest.
Hitomi: What does that mean?
Chaewon: I'm just thankful because out of those 99, you're one of those 50 who survived and lived your life to the fullest with (me) us. and i just can't believe that you're the prettiest out of them all, thank you Hii-chan.

(KwanJju)
Hyewon: Do you know that your future soulmate might look like you?
Minju: I don't know, all i know is, you somehow reflected the kind of love that i am feeling everytime i set my eyes on you. You were like a tangible reflection whom i can freely embrace, kiss and touch.

(NakoJin)
Yujin: You want to know what's beautiful?
Nako *looking up* The stars. *smiled at her*
Yujin: But there's one creature who's more beautiful than that..
Nako: The moon..
Yujin: She's prettier than the whole entire galaxy
Nako: The Milky way
Yujin: More precious than every diamonds and pearls
Nako: Gold.
Yujin: The only creature that surpasses them all.
Nako *stared at her* You.

Nako: Is there anything sweeter than Strawberries?
Yujin: Your kisses.

(Eunbi-nim x OT11)
Wonyoung: Mother can you tell us?
Eunbi: Tell you guys about what? *smiled*
Yujin: about everything that you have been through
Yuri: about those sufferings and pain that you undergo.
Hitomi: about how you did you still managed to stand and fight despite of the loses.
Nako: Tell us too, about how survived the pain and tears..
Minju: about those people who pushed you through
Chaewon: And those people who judged and belittled you.
Hyewon: about those trials that changed you
Chayeon: about those rejections that makes you
Sakura: and tell us about those people who made you strong
Eunbi *smiled*
I have been through a lot, faced a lot of trials and weigh all the responsibilities that was being pushed to me. I once thought that if i gave up, i'll just on this lane where i cannont accept. I always believe that i was born to be a performer, that's why i never give up, i keep on searching where my voice do really fits not until i find you guys.. Because of you, i learned how to lean on each other's strength, i discovered my own strength and surpassed my fears, weakness and limitations because of you guys, you guys .. you guys are the one who's fueling the strength out of me. My journey with you was the best thing that ever happened to my life.. I have no more stories to share because my journey with you guys isn't over yet. In every life, a new leaf of chapter begins, and up until  today, i i can still remember how i started to embark a new journey.. not just as a performer.. but as a mother who wants nothing but for the best of her children.. This journey isn't over yet.. as long as i'n with you guys.
Sakura: That's quite of a story there Eunbi *sniffs* #EunbiAppreciation

(Wonyoung x Eunbi)
Wonyoung: Mom, i'm back!
Eunbi: Wonny, how's school?
Wonyoung: Great mom.
Eunbi: Tell me, who's at the top.
Wonyoung: Nako, Chaewon and Chaeyon are always at the top... Always mom, Minju, Yujin and the rest are bottoms, the dominant either.
Eunbi *cringes* That's not what i'm talking about

(OT12 x Knowing Brothers)
1. Chayeon
Heechul: Who's the most arrogant person you know?
Chaeyeon: You
Chayeon: 😎
2. Chaewon
Heechul: If you were about to have one wish, what would it be?
Chaewon: To have more wishes, be practical.
3. Sakura
Heechul: Who's the prettiest girl you've known.
Sakura: Myself, is there anyone else who's prettier than me?
4. Hitomi
Heechul: If you were to kick one member out of the group, who would it be and why?
Hitomi *ze gets her baggage* I'll voluntary leave because i cannot let that happen, Sayonarra!!
ze OT11: NO!!!
5. Minju
Heechul: Who's your celeberity look-a-like?
Minju: The llama
6. Eunbi
Heechul: Do you think you're pretty?
Eunbi: Do you think you're good looking?
7. Yena
Heechul: Would you date me if i were the last guy on earth?
Yena: I'd rather marry Yuri.
8. Yuri
Heechul: What's your favorite song?
Yuri: Every song that my high notes can own.
9. Wonyoung
Heechul: What is your worse regret?
Wonyoung: To skip my english lessons just to attend this stupid sitcom.
10. Hyewon
Heechul: Who's your celebrity crush?
Hyewon: Minju
11. Yujin
Heechul: Is there a song that you want to sing for me?
Yujin: Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day,
You said you're a gay..
and finally..
12. Nako
Heechul: What is your message to your fans who's waiting for your response?
Nako: Study well to follow your dreams and also make sure to follow my social media accounts. Kamsaa~