iz*One, ITZY, TWICE and NIZIU cracks and oneshots

Bestfrenemies

I do not own Iz*One. Work of a fiction by @nakotrash please don't take it seriously.

Nako was at the store and she saw the last Icecream from the store's fridge. She was about to get it, not until..
Chaewon's hand landed beneath hers. The two glared at each other. Nako grabbed the ice cream on the left corner while Chaewon is grabbing it from the right side.
Hitomi and the rest of the girls arrives just when the commotion between Nako and Chaewon are starting to heat up.
"Give me that, i saw it first! Early bird gets the first worm right!?"
"But my hand landed on this first shorty!"
The icecream suddenly slided in both of their hands and landed into Hitomi's head.
"H-hi-Chan!" Both nako and Chaewon said in unison.
"You guys.." Hitomi said as she was about to attack them but the girls stopped her.
"You guys are acting like kids everytime Eunbi-Nim isn't around!"
"Because i was here first and i saw the ice cream first!" Nako protested.
"But my hand landed there first!"
"Oh yeah!?"
Then they leaned on each other's foreheads. "I was here, i touched it first!"
"No you dummy!"
"Grrr!!"
Chayeon parts them away from each other and pinched them.
"You guys stop fighting! I'll buy the both of you, 'kay?"
"I want that ice cream!"
"I will never forget you Nako! Not even in your fairest dreams!" Chaewon said.
"Whatever! Just stay out of my way, baka!"
"Baka!? Babo!"
Then they just grinned to each other.
"Geez, Chaewon and Nako are always fighting." Hyewon commented.
"Can't they be a little close? Just for once?" Wonyoung added.
"There's only one way to settle this." Chayeon said while stopping the both of them. "And we have to settle this while Eunbi-nim is away."
"What is it?" Sakura asked.
"Y-yeah, just make sure that no fighting.." Hitomi said.
Chayeon then stared at the three of them.
"Judging by the looks on your face, i don't like what you're thinking." Hitomi said.
"You're gonna love it." then chayeon winks.
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"Why lump me into this Chayeon?!" Hitomi protested.
"Well, because the icecream that they're fighting about was landed unto yours." Then gave Hitomi a mic and pats her shoulders. Hitomi breathes out. "Guess i have no choice. *ahem* Goodevening everyone, as you can see, The greatest battle is about to happen!! From the mint corner, Chaewon Kim!!"
Chaewon steps forward and received a lot of cheers. Chaewon grabbed the mic from Hitomi.
"Good evening y'all, be prepared for my delicious disses and hot teas!" Then vowed.
"And from the purple corner, Nako Yabuki!!"
People started to cheer loudly as they keeps on screaming Nako's name.
"Wait--" Nako suddenly said. "Could you all turn off the sound effects? we're only 11 here and the crowd shouldn't be that loud. We might disturb the neighborhood"
"Nothing to disturb." Chayeon - who's in charge for the sound effects said. "Just Yuri and Yena doing their thing."
"Gross." Nako and Chaewon said in unison.
"Okay, i think they're having a good time there so whose team are you, Nako or Chaewon?!" Hitomi as an announcer asked then lean closer to Chaewon. "Break a leg gurl or else i'll literally break yours!" Hitomi whispered.
"Got it" Chaewon nodded.
"H-hey hi-chan be fair! We're both japanese." Nako protested.
"Popcorn, Popcorn!" Minju said then offers everyone a popcorn and watch.
"Which team are you?" Hyewon asked.
"I can't choose, both of them are my friends." Minju said.
"Yo, who do you think will win? Chaewon? or Nako?" Chayeon asked.
"Let's see who gets the last diss." Sakura said.
"Nako~chi, You can do it!" Yujin cheered.
"Both of you, do your best!" Wonyoung cried.
"I have been waiting for this moment to come." Chaewon said then glared at Nako. Nako didn't said a word. Chaewon suddenly broke its fist while Nako tightened hers.
"Ready, Go!"
"Rock,Paper, Scissors!"
Nako was a paper while Chaewon is Scissors. "Guess the first strike is me. *ahem* Beat pls?"
Chayeon starts beatboxing.
"Good day folks Chaewon Kim here at your service,
Serving fresh teas
And will be doing some disses
I'm an angel from heaven
And i'm here to promote world peace
but before that, i should destroy an enemy
I believe her name is Nako Yabuki
Her size is as small as a pea
Her height is as short as her relevancy
The only thing that is big on her are her fingers
After this diss her career will be over
She claimed herself as the pride of AKB
But she did nothing but some awful and cringe cutesy
Tell me did she just got her position out of sympathy
You see guys, this shorty can't slay such high notes
I still dont understand how she garnered those 261, 788 votes
See guys this girl was once a child actress
being extra on every films was her only best
Nako girl if i were you, i'll return to my old acts
Because even if i am the angel of this group, i ain't got your back!!
"Ooooooh!!" the remaining girls cried.
"Cool." Hitomi said then high-fived to chaewon.
"That's it?" Nako said then laughed. "You want to piss the heck out of me with that!? Hi- chan mic please! Chaeyon, gimme a beat!"
*tugsh tugsh tugsh*
"Hey, is she going to be okay?" Sakura asked.
"We all know that she can barely rap."
"But she looks determined. She was eager to not be beaten by Chaewon" Hyewon said.
"Adults are xsuch troublemakers" Wonyoung said while facepalming.
"Nako~chan!!!!"
"Nako, you can do it!"
"Nako, i think it's time for you to forfeit. We all know that you can't rap. Don't make this a hard way. Even if i consider you as an enemy, i still have a heart of gold. I'll just forfeit and concede defeat if i were you."
Nako simply smiled.
"Forfeit? Concede? Chaewon are you jokin'?
Angel you say? You're nothing but a damsel in distress vixen
Can you slay high notes the way yuri did?
If you can't then you're better off Dead, Chayeon-nee, drop the beat
Because i'm about to bring the heat
Chaewon if i were you, i'll just forfeit
So burst out in tears and have yourself a seat
Cos i, God Nako is about to throw these disses nice and neat
Why are you giving me that look? What does that mean? the face of defeat?
Are you already triggered? But the battle hasn't started yet
Everyone you can choose your bet
Because i, Nako Yabuki can make this wench fret
Jealous of my AKB position wench?
Well i can't blame you
when you're at my debut age you're just vandaling the bench
I was showing talents on TV
While you're just whining at yow mommy
Hey i heard that you once brought my CD
Didn't expect you to turn out to be a fan instead of an enemy
You're such a huge fan of this short girl named Nako Yabuki
You stalked her position, her commercials and every filmography
At such a young age i contributed a lot to this industry
I can even buy your whole existence and discography
My height is as short as my relevancy you say?
Well your personality is fake as your angelic face
Just like your talent, That face of yours is a half of our whole planet's waste
By the way i want you to know
That Iz*One is relevant with or without you on the show
We're still a bop
While your looks and angelic antics are getting flop
Tell me chaewon when will you stop?
I'm glad that i already manifested what was i about
Before the time starts running out.
I still want to hear more from you
But i got somethings to do
You better return to where you originally came from
And reset your career from the bottom!"
*Mic drop*
"WHAT WAS THIS WHOLE COMMOTION WAS ABOUT!?"
"Eunbi-nim!?" All of them cried in unison.
Yena and Yuri suddenly appeared, Half awake. "You guys, what are you up to?" Yena asked while yawning.
"I hate you Nako! I hate you! You're always being cute around people! Jolly! Bravo! Befriending with people so easy, seriously! You're the worse!" Chaewon cried.
Everyone gasped, even chaewon herself. "I didn't mean it Nako~chi, i--"
"That's fine. I couldn't care less anyway." Then Nako walks out. All of them just looks down.
"Eunbi, i am accountable for this act. I'm terribly sorry." Chayeon apologized.
"We tolerated it so we're sorry too." Sakura said.
"Don't lump me in there, we just woke up." Yuri said.
"It seems that i hurted Nako~chi's feelings.." Chaewon thought.
Eunbi breathes out. "You guys.. What did i tell you about fighting?"
"N-nee, gomene if i cannot do a thing and for tolerating it as well to support Chaewon. but i know it was wrong, but i got scared. Gomene, Gomene." Hitomi apologized.
"It's Okay Hi-chan. I just want you guys to know that we should all get along while we're still together as a 12 piece music group. Chaewon and Nako are always arguing for such petty things. Can you guys get along just for once?"
Chaewon was looking down.
"And what is the reason for this whole commotion, by the way?"
No one answered her question not until she noticed a chocolate stain on Hitomi's shoulders.
"Hi-chan, what happened to your shoulders? Is that chocolate? and Mallows?"
"Uhmm.. Minju dropped the Ice cream?"
"Like the heck i am going to believe that crap."
Hitomi explained the whole incident and how it started.
"So the whole commotion started because of Ice Cream?"
All of them nodded.
"I'll let this off for now, okay? But Nako was upset. We all need to talk to her, okay?" Eunbi asked.
"Let me talk to her, Eunbi-nim. After all, it's my fault." Chaewon said then steps forward.
"Let's go look for her as well"
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Nako was just staring at the stars while stramming her guitar. When the petite wench was upset, she grabs her guitar and try to compose a song using her thoughts. She's upset but at the same time, she likes them, especially chaewon who sometimes -- for such an occation was a friend to her.
"Ice cream?"
She looked behind, it was just Chaewon holding two Ice Cream. Nako bitterly smiled and keeps on playing with her Guitar. Chaewon takes a sit with her and still offering Nako an Icecream. "Nako~chi." Chaewon just said. Nako grabbed the ice cream and bitterly smiled. The atmosphere was devoured with silence while the both of them are eating ice cream.
"Nako~chi, i am sorry. I.. i was desperate.. Those things i said to you, we both know that it was just a joke, right? I am sorry because.. well because.."
"Don't worry chaewon-chan, i'm not mad at you. I'm just upset."
Chaewon smiled genuinely. "By the way, i didn't expect you to be good at rapping. You just roast me with your sick rhymes. You could have been the main rapper you know."
"Well, i dont want to. I'm just glad and contented with what i am now. Perhaps.. Well, i really don't need to be recognized that much. What i want now is to.. sing, make music and to be with you guys."
Chaewon puts her hand on Nako's shoulders. Nako just continued on stramming her guitar while eating ice cream.
"Arch-Nemesis?" Chaewon said. Nako smiled. "Arch-Nemesis." Then they pinky swore.
Meanwhile..
"It seems that we don't need to meddle anymore, neh Eunbi-nim?" Sakura asked.
All of them are watching the two from afar.
"Yup but all of you will be facing punishment!"
"EH!???" All of them said in unison.
"For tolerating such an act!"
"But we were just sleeping!" Yena protested.
"Have you practiced your lines yet?"
"Ehhhh.." then scratched her head.
"Guess we have no choice but to... RUN!!" Minju said.
All of them just ran and Eunbi was chasing them.