iz*One, ITZY, TWICE and NIZIU cracks and oneshots

Author's Crack

"Hello this is author-nim."
Eunbi: I'm Kwon Eunbi and we're, Hana dul sen.
OT12: Iz*One!
"Today i am going to ask Iz*One members with my own personal questions."
Eunbi: We are going to ask Author-nim in exchange.
Chaewon: Personal questions, that is *smirks*
Minju: Geez stop smirking. You look like author-nim everytime you smirk!
Me and Chaewon: Excuse me?
Eunbi: Okay guys, we can start now!
Hyewon: Wait! We can start later! I am still reading Author-nim's stories. That NakJin fanfiction!
Yujin: It's cute, isn't it?
Wonyoung: Definitely me and Yujin-ssi's favorite story!
Nako: But you make me as depressed as you there author-nim.
Sakura: And YulYen got married there!
Hitomi: You're reading a fanfiction? Inside the fanfiction? Make sense.
Hyewon: Chaewon grew old here and i just realized that the old Chaewon looks like author-nim's present--
Chaewon and Me: COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT UP!?
Eunbi: Can we start? Like now?
"You can start now, Eunbi"
*timer starts now*
Eunbi: fast talk, JinJoo or NakJin?
Me: NakJin.
Yena: Layers go to hill!
Wonyoung: It's liars, Yena-unnie. And its Hell, like where we are right now because it's so hot!!
Hitomi: No .. we're not in hell. *ze shows her abs* It was just me *ting!*
Chaewon *ze covers her abs* Nope!
Eunbi: Nako or Hii-chan?
"Nako's fingers"
Nako *ze hides her fingers*
Yujin *ze covers Nako's fingers*
Eunbi: NakJin or Jinjoo?
"NakJin."
Eunbi: NakJin or JinJoo?
"Seriously for how many times do you have to ask me that question?"
Eunbi: Until you tell us the truth. NakJin or JinJoo?
"If i say JinJoo, would it be the final question?"
Eunbi: NakJin or JinJoo?
"JinJoo."
Eunbi: Last question, NakJin or JinJoo?
"Jinjoo."
Eunbi: Okay, she's telling the truth. Next question!
"I thought it was the last!?"
Eunbi: For JinJoo yes. Lee Chaeyeon or Lee Chaeryeong?
"Chaeryeong"
Sakura: I always knew i am your favorite author-nim! *ze grabs Chaeyeon in the waist*
Eunbi: To date nako or To be friends with Dahyun?
"I'll befriend Dahyun because absolutely detest Homosexuality. "
Nako: Even if you choose to date me, i won't because youre just an old lady and your boobs are saggy!
*all of them laughs*
"Not funny Nako."
Chaewon: Slap her!
Yena:. Slap her!
Hitomi: Be fair, slap her!
Eunbi: Try and i'll wreck you!
"You already wrecked me Eunbi. *ze winks.*
Eunbi: Eew you wink like Sakura. Disgusting ..
"My turn. Eunbi, Nako, Hyewon,Chaeyeon or Sakura?"
Nako was staring at her..
Eunbi: Hyewon.
Nako *inserts bitter smile* I'M OKAY.
Hyewon: But i like Sakura
"Oooff---"
Nako: Ask me already Author-nim!
"What should i ask you?"
Nako*throw tantrums*
Sakura: Wow, never thought nako would be that upset.
"Nako seems to be pretty whipped with Eunbi. Hah! Nako likes Older women!"
Hitomi: But she didn't like you, remember?
Chaewon: Because her boobs are saggy!
"Well you guys are flat as board!"
Chaewon: Atleast our boobs isnt saggy!
"Our boobs!? You dont have a boobs in the first place, bitch!"
Me and Chaewon lean our heads to each other then grins.
Wonyoung: I smell trouble.
Hyewon: Popcorn, Popcorn!
Sakura: Go get em Author-nim!
Hitomi: Get em Ssamu!
Minju: Uhmm, guys? You should be stopping them...
Chayeon: Geez author-nim acts like a kid too.
Yujin: They're two of a kind you know..
Eunbi ignores our commotion and runs outside.
Eunbi: Nako! Nako!
Nako: What!? *insert Tsundere*
Eunbi: Is something wrong?
Nako: Nothing. *looks away*
Eunbi holds her hand and stares at her.
Eunbi: There is something behind your nothing, you know.. Tell me..
---
*click, click*
Hyewon: What do you think you're doing?
"Taking photos because this is Nabi and this is a living proof that they are canon!"
Hitomi: That wasn't nice author-nim. Prying on someone's conversation isn't nice, plus you're taking photos. You'll get sued for that.
"Bitch then what are you doing here, hiding on the outside with me if you didn't mean to pry--"
Sakura covers my mouth.
Sakura: Author-nim, the drama is getting tense, look!
Back at the scene.
Nako: I LIKE YOU EUNBI! Is it okay if i call you EUNBI NOW? I LOVE YOU, I LIKE YOU.. HOW SHOULD I DEAL WITH it? You never liked me!! You can only see me as your sister!
Nako was staring at Eunbi with teary eyes while Eunbi's eyes was filled with guilt and sympathy.
"Tihihi, tihihi. I'm getting to see a lot of NaBi crumbs! 2kimz who? Annyeongz who? NakJin who? NakoTomi--"
*spanks*
"OUCH! Who the fuck--"
Eunbi: What are you doing author-nim? And what's with those pictures?
"Wait, i thought--?"
Eunbi: I sensed you guys are eavesdropping on our conversation.
"Duh. I'm taking a selfie."
Eunbi *ze raise an eyebrow* With all of you here?
"Were taking a groupie! *looks at them* Right girls?"
Sakura: Yes! Ofcourse we have to take a selfie with author-nim.
Sakura pulls me closer and whispers
Sakura: i saved you author-nim. I should be your favorite now!
*sighs*
I pull sakura away from me and went back to the room. I suddenly saw a piano and starts playing with it.
Eunbi: Are we already done with some Question and Answer stuff?
"It seems that there's nothing you can ask me."
Nako: Ask me anything author-nim!
"What can i ask you Nako? I know already a lot about you. You're my favorite, my girlcrush, my loli waifu--"
Nako: Hearing that from you makes me cringe.
I suddenly stopped from playing.
"NAKOOOOO!!!!! Why are you like that!!!" I whined.
Sakura: I told you author-nim. I should be your favorite.
Someone suddenly slaps me with newspaper.
"What was that?"
Yuri: What are the song that you're playing awhile ago?
"Song? What song?"
Yena: The one that you're playing on the piano, duh.
"Oh.. you want to hear it?" I awkwardly asked.
Yuri: It sounds beautiufl..
Yena: Yeah, its been awhile since you wrote a song for us.
Hitomi: We never get to see another of Author-nim's corny and cheesy songs--
*slaps Hitomi*
Chaeyeon: Is it a soul?
"I cannot tell its genre. But it was a short 2 minute song that can only be sang by four or five people."
Yuri: Can we take a look on its Lyrics?
"I'm not sure Yuri.."
Yena: Come on author-nim.
I gave them a piece of paper and starts playing it.
Yuri: It's a wedding song.
Both of Yuri and Yena suddenly stared to each other then looks away and blushed.
Wonyoung: Did you purposely wrote it author-nim?
"No. I was just thinking about some rhymes and it was all the lyrics that my mind gave me."
Sakura *playfully hits my shoulders* I knew i could count on you genius author-nim!
The girls was reviewing the lyric.
"If i were to choose who's going to sing that. I'll choose JoYuriz ofcourse with Nako, Yujin and Chaeyeon."
Yujin: Me? Really?
Sakura: What about me?
"You guys have your own part. I wrote another one for you titled "Stay Away" Its a Hadelic song with a twist of 2000s that has a rap vocal part."
Sakura: I always knew i am your favorite author-nim. You're truly one of a kind! *then hits me*
"Ouch. *then rubs my shoulders*
Yena: Author! I want to do a rap too!!
Yujin: Me too! Hii-chan gets a good rap part again!
I stared at Yuri, Chaewon and Nako.
"Can i hear your honest thoughts about it girls?"
Yuri: I'll go with it *smiled*
Chaewon: I want to sing that song too.
Chaeyeon: Aren't you going to ask me author-nim? Cos i want to do it too!
Nako: guess i have no choice..
Yena and Yujin: AUTHOR NIM!! *begged on my knees but Yuri and Chaewon pulled them away*
Chaeyeon: Formation!
Eunbi and the remaining members sits on the couch and watches us.
Eunbi: Guess we have to wait for them to be finished. Now i'm excited!
Hitomi: I'll be doing a rap part again. And i'm not that good yet * was about to cry but wonyoung, minju, hyewon and sakura holds her*
"You'll be okay!" All of them said in unison.
"Have you practiced your parts yet?" I asked.
Yuri: We're already good author-nim!
"You sure?"
Yujin: Yes author-nim, but next time.. please give me a rap part!
Yena: Me too!
"Is everyone okay now?"
All of them nodded.
I start playing the piano as Yuri starts singing.