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My Favorite Song

"Hey squirts"
Eunbi: Oh, ohayo author~nim! *then bows*
"Eunbi what's with the japanese greetings?"
Eunbi: Well its what you wrote on the script.
"Whatever" then grabs the script on her.
Eunbi: So what brings you here author~nim?
"I am always here. i'm the author, remember?"
Eunbi just laughed.
Yuri and the rest suddenly arrives.
Yuri: Oh good to see you today author~nim!
Hitomi *in a whisper tone* is she here to deliver another cheesy song and will make us--
*i suddenly pinched Hitomi*
"Are you saying something Hii-chan?" while pinching her cheeks.
Hitomi: N-nothing really. *then chuckles*
Yena: So yeah, author~nim, what brings you here?
"Uhmm.. like what this savage girl says, i am here to deliver another music."
Hitomi *rubbing her face* Make sure it wasnt as cheesy as the last time.
*ze hits hitomi with a script*
"By the way, does anyone of you are familiar with rock music? rock genre? do you guys know any rock bands? or stuff?"
*All of them look at each other then shrugged their shoulders*
Yuri: Why author~nim? are you going to make us sing a rock song?
"No your voices are too soft for a rock song."
Yuri *raised an eyebrow/seems to be insulted by my words* excuse me?
"I'll say it again. your voices isnt that synchronized and still needs more development--"
Nako: and who are you to say that? you're just an author, not a music expert.
*everyone gasps*
Sakura *in a whisper tone* Nice one nako!
Wonyoung: Nako-chi.. did you just --
Yujin: roast author-nim?
*they gasped again*
Nako wore her savage glass.
"Cut it out shorty. I may not be an expert.." then removes the savage glass from nako. "But i'm an observant. even a commoner like me can tell that. You know the reason why i can't compose any love or happy songs because i'm an emo. does anyone of you knows what emo is?"
Chayeon: Emo? you mean Emotionally unoccupied?
Chaewon: Like lacking of emotional stability?
Nako: Emotional and Mentally retarded?
Sakura: Putting bangs on the sideways while wearing a black shirt and a gothic jacket?
"Oh my gosh Sakura my girl you got it!"
Sakura: Well i just saw your picture from 2009, look *then ze shows to everyone and starts ridiculing it*
*ze grabs the photo from sakura*
"Okay so yeah, i love rock music. it was my living vessel.. i just asked if anyone of you knows rock or any rock bands tch gen Z kids. they missed out all the fun that a late 90s and 2000s kid like me has."
Eunbi: Excuse me? you're a 1997 liner so you'll be considered as a Gen Z kid too.
"But i experienced all the fun and excitement in 90s! and heard all the good songs!"
Yena: Well i do witnessed the first smartphone. i was in 3rd grade that time. and Rihanna's umbrella
Chayeon: Excuse me but i'm a fan of Queen B and destiny's child, does that count?
Hyewon: My mother used to make me wear such old clothes like what you always wear.
Sakura: We never had phones until 7th grade. well i do have but a toy one.. with ayayayya im a little butterfly
Eunbi: we play outdoor games while you're studying and binging to books.
"Enough"
Yujin: I listen to old songs. i like madonna--
"Enough!"
Yena: i'm a fan of Sailormoon and Card Captor Sakura!
*ze stares at her* "Oh is that why you're gay?"
*Yena subtlety blushed*
"Okay *ahem* it seems that i have no business here. *ze throws a cassette to yuri* i'm out!"
Hitomi: so she left another lame and cheesy song..
Yuri reads the paper that was attached to the cassette.
Hyewon: Is it a sad song again?
Yuri *reviewing the song* Its kind of a.. i can't understand.
Hitomi: Tehehe, it was another cheesy song by the autho--
*spanks*
Chaewon: That was third time for this chapter.
Minju: Does it have a rap part? i want to have another rap line you know.
Hitomi: Geez i curse it.
Yuri: Wait there's a note..
Ps: I wrote this song out of Chayeon's laugh that keeps me up all night. i want you to sing this by pairs so kindly choose your partners..
Partners.. SINGING PARTNER! i don't want this to be another shipping material..
Chayeon: So the author thinks that my laugh is a melody *ze laughs*
"ugh jesus stop laughing and start practicing you idiots!"
Wonyoung: Did she just called us pabo?
Eunbi *sighs* Nako, can you follow its strings?
Nako *starts stramming her guitar* I think it was easy.. well kind of.. but.. *then she keeps on playing her guitar* That was the chorus i think.
Eunbi: Okay then the first part will be Chayeon and Sakura and just follow the lines.. Nako do it.
Words will always be words
With a different letters that can barely be heard
It cannot be held or can barely be felt
But when it comes to you, why do i melt
Like an ice cream on the cone
You make me manifest a feeling that I haven't shown
*ahem*
Sakura: Author~nim, i'll show you why i am your favorite.
Eunbi: Nako is the favorite, don't be delusional.
Sakura: Then i'll make her. I'll sing this good song by heart.
*ahem*
(Sakura)
Words goes so easy
Just like how it supposed to be
But your words are a music
That makes me weak

Eunbi: Chayeon, your turn!

(Chayeon)
And then suddenly
Your words appeared so magically
Now i'm dancing on its symphony

(Nako)
I am loving its kind of melody

(Eunbi)
Now its my favorite remedy

(ChaeKkura)
Your smile was the picture that was stuck in my head
Your face is the one I keep before I go to bed
*Chayeon rested her head to Sakura's*

(Hitomi)
Your laughter is the air that I breath
(Chaewon)
Your genuine soul is the fortress that I need
(Ssambang)
And you are my favorite song
That i would want to listen up all night long
*then they held each other's hands*

(Yena) *then smiled to yuri*
You might get a little crazy
*massaged her cheeks*
And a kind of messy
But that's the kind of beautiful that I want

(Yuri) *ze pinched Yena's cheeks*
Of all the voices in the crowd
Your laughter is the one that can be heard so loud
I once tried to get it out of my head, but it seems I can't

(Hitomi)
But how could I possibly oppose

(Chaewon)
The kind of logic that you want to propose

(Ssambang)
And your words has turned into a beautiful lyric

(Nabi)
That puts a single soul in every music
Now I'm weak

(Wonyoung)
*pinched yujin's nose*
Your smile was the picture that was stuck in my head
Your face is the one I keep before I go to bed
(Yujin)
*playfully hits wonyoung*
Your laughter is the air that I breath
Your genuine soul is the fortress that I need

(Annyeongz)
And you are my favorite song
That i would want to listen up all night long

(Hyewon)
*wrapped her arms around minju's shoulders*
Your beauty is the only thing I heed
Your voice is the only thing I need

(Minju)
*leand her head over hyewon's*
It was you who released me from pain
And it's also you who can make me insane

(Kwanju)
You are my favorite song
Nothing will possibly go wrong
It's in my arms where you belong

Nako: Eunbi-nee, i think its our turn now. *ze slow its tune*

(Nako)
Oh you are my favorite song
That keeps me wide awake up all night long

(Eunbi)
I will stay with it whatever it takes
Til this heartache ends
Til i came to hear it again

(Nabi)
You will be my beau til this song goes on.
*she rested her head on nako and holds her hand so tight*

(Yulyen)
And you're always be my favorite song

Everyone started to cheer and hugged each other's partners.
Eunbi: Why not make a cover of it with our respective partners? *then smiled at Nako*
Sakura: Well, good idea. Chayeon can play guitar and this song is how i perceive chayeon's laughter.
*Chayeon just blushed*
*Chaewon stared at Hitomi*
Chaewon: It seems that they're up for a competition. You up?
Hitomi: Do i have a choice? *then rested her head to Chaewon*
Then everyone starts making their own covers.
"Well, that's the most satisfying ending ever" then i drink my coffee while watching them. "I think this is one of the things that i will cherish.."
Eunbi: You saying something author~nim?
"E-eh!? I thought you guys were practicing?"
Minju: Well author-nim, we are. And perhaps we could ask you for a little itsy bitsy cooperation.
"Nah, you're doing good, bye" *ze flinched*
Wonyoung: Just like a wild pokemon, she flinched..
Nako: Well, she'll be back soon! And will judge whose cover is the best!