iz*One, ITZY, TWICE and NIZIU cracks and oneshots

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"I am totally running out of ideas and thoughts but i have to keep this page running cos i don't want to disappoint my loyal readers if there's any"
Sakura: I am always reading your works author-nim, proving myself to be your favorite.
"And here they are again, appearing out of nowhere. So what's the tea guys?"
Hitomi *who brought a tea with her* Here's the tea author-nim, nice and hot to cleanse your head fed up with petty and intrusive thoughts.
"Gorl, that wasn't a tea. That was a roast"
Hitomi: And i just gave you a second degree butn.
Chaewon: That was savage!
Minju: Seriously Hii-chan, you hanging around with Chaewon brings no good.
Chaewon: Eh? Am i at fault again?
Sakura: You're the leader, remember?
Chaewon: Let me remind you that the line ups are finally changed. And Eunbi-unnie is already our leader
Nako: And Hii-chan was left in your team.
Chaewon *facepalmed*
Minju *laughs*
Yujin: Don't laugh like an innocent vixen Minju-unnie, you're also hanging out with them and keeps on savaging everyone.
Chaewon: But Hitomi was born to be a savage.
Hitomi: What? Is it my fault if i was born without a zip on my mouth?
*glass breaks*
*cricket sounds*
"Okay cut it out. You girls are being so annoying as hell"
Hitomi: In a scale of 1-10, how many chances are there for every wiz*Ones to meet their biases before ZOZI?
*facepalmed*
Chaewon: I already met mine *hugs Hitomi*
Minju *grabs Hitomi away from her* Hii-chan is mine!
Chaewon: Hitoma is mine, idiot!
Yujin *pokes Minju* You don't have to say "Mine". I am yours anyways *winks*
Minju: I don't tolerate incestry. Sorry young girl
*inserts Unbreak my heart, say you love me again--*
Yena *turns off the music* That was a lousy song author-nim.
"That was my childhood song you moron!"
Chaeyeon: Lemme play mine for you, Alexa play "Say My Name" by Destiny's Child.
"That's what i called tas--"
Chaeyeon starts dancing around me.
"I'm.. i'm .. *nosebleeds*"
Sakura: Author-nim, hey you ass--
Wonyoung and Hitomi: UNNIE!
*wiping my nose* "I thought you bitches are busy for your comeback but here you are posting selfies on private mail and stuff. Now here you are, messing up with me"
Yuri: Because we heard that you composed a song for us.
"Gossips can be found anywhere you know"
Yena: And what's this *shows a paper with stanzas* piece of paper of yours doing in the piano--
*grabs it*
"It wasn't finished yet!"
Chaeyeon: Let us see--
*hits them one by one except Nako*
Wonyoung: I saw the line it says "You will always be the melody--"
*hits wonyoung with a lightstick*
"So much for you spoiler queen"
Wonyoung *ze cries* Why do you have to hit me with that
Nako: Ddu- Ddu - Ddu..
*inserts Black Pink music*
*knock knock*
"It's open!"
"Hello author-nim, and Iz*One!"
"Unniee!!"
Chaeyeon: Chaeryeong!
Chaewon: Uhmm okay, this is getting weird. What are they doing here?
Nako: Beats me.
Lia: Hey guys! Hi Yuri, Hi Yena!
Yena: Hey Lia!
Yuri: Unnie! It's been awhile.
Ryujin *to Hitomi* Hii *high fives with them*  Wassup?
Hitomi: Still keeping my cool.
Ryujin: You're always cool.
Yeji* to sakura* Sakura-unnie!
Sakura: Yeji! Happy birthday!
Yuna *pokes Nako* Hey Hey Hey *winks*
Nako *smiled* Hey..
Yuna *bites her lip* Miss me?
Nako*blushin* Y-yes..
Yujin: Nako-chi? Yuna? Wait what are they up to?
Wonyoung: Oh my gosh hii-unnie, cover my eyes! *puts Hitomi's hands on her eyes*
Eunbi: Nako? With Yuna?
*inserts Nako and Yuna poking each other's nose while being intimate to each other*
Chaewon: Since when?
Sakura and Hitomi *pinches Nako's ears*
Yeji and Lia *pulls Yuna away from her*
Yuna: Nako-unnie!
Nako: Y-Yuna!!
Yuna: I love you!
Nako: I can't quite hear you! I'm gonna write you letters, 500 words, grammatically fixed!
Yuna: I don't know how to read!
Nako: That's okay! I dont know how to write either!
Hitomi and Sakura puts Nako in the couch while Yeji makes Yuna sit on the "Odd Chair"
The four of them *to Nako and Yuna* Behave!
Hyewon: Could someone please tell me what is the title of that drama we just watched?
Chaeyeon *ze whispers* Does you maknae knows how to behave?
Chaeryeong: I don't know unnie, she's always like that.
Chaeyeon: And you're hanging out with her?
Chaeryeong: No! I prefer Ryujin!
*RYURYEONG RISING!*
Lia: By the way guys, we decided to celebrate Yeji's birthday here since IZ*One has become a part of our life.
Ryujin: We brought some appetizers!
Ryujin shows a lunch box with some weird looking nuggets.
"Wow nuggets! My favorite but where's the barbicue sauce?"
OT4 of ITZY laughs.
Ryujin: 'thor-nim, you're quite insulting there. Are you trying to insult my masterpiece? I have practiced culinary for three years--
Lia: For that funny looking--
Ryujin: Shut up shorty!
Yeji: Says someone whose height is only a half centimeter taller than Lia.
Ryujin: I'll let it slide because its your birthday!
Eunbi: Uhmm excuse me? This is an iz*One crack, not Itzy.
"But they brought some nuggets!"
Minju: Ugh author-nim, is she drooling?
Hyewon: I don't care but that nugget looks good!
"Can i have some?" Then grabs a piece of nugget.
Hyewon: Author-nim me too!
Chaewon: They sure knows how to get along.
Minju: The english witch and the math wizard.
Hitomi: I love it when you call Author-nim a witch.
Yena: What i heard was "English Bitch" since she's always bitchin' the english word and make her own vocab.
Hitomi: What's a bitch?
"Okay here it is, Nugget so brown and warm. Come into my mouth with delight"
Hyewon: Let's eat it together as a sign of a good friendship!
*then bites the nugget together*
"Sweet. This is definitely the sweetest nugget i have ever tasted"
Hyewob *savoring every bite* and tasty.
Sakura: Lemme have some too author-nimz! *grabs a piece of nugget and ate it together* Mmm! This nugget has an Oatmeal! Healthy nugget!
Chaeryeong *whispers to the remaining members* Hey i thought Author-nim is a snart lady? Why didn't she realize that Nugget she's talking about was a cookie? Can't she tell by its taste?
Minju: I'm afraid that the her brain affected her tastebuds as well.
Chaewon: Not only her. Look at those three idiots biting the cookie.
Lia: Wow what do you know Ryujin, you're a good baker!
Yeji: Wait a second, where's Yuna?
Eunbi: Now that you said it *wonders her eyes around* I havent seen Nako either.
Both of the leaders look at each other.
Nako: I'm right here, am i that small?
Yeji: Where's Yu--
Yuna *back from toilet* Hey hey hey!
Lia: Guys, lets have a food while it's warm!
Hyewon: Author-nim, Sakura, let's go to--
Eunbi *pull us back* No and Nope! Behave you three adults! *then pushed us to couch*
Lia: But the food is for everyone.
Yuri: We'll serve them. Just behave guys!
Yuri, Eunbi, Lia serves everyone a food.
"This is so boring. I want to go Home"
Hyewon: I want cake.
Sakura: I want my game to be updated so that i can have my first effin kill.
"I'm 1997"
Sakura: I'm 1998
Hyewon: I'm 1999
Chaewon: I'm 2000
Nako: I'm Nako Yabuki *puts her fingertips on her cheeks*
Yuna: I'm hussey.
Wonyoung: That was a weird name for a beautiful lady like--
Yuna: Hussey is not weird! It's Olivia Hussey! Romeo and Juliet! Have you got no taste?
Yujin: Romeo and Juliet, 1968. An award winning movie that makes Olivia Hussey a household name.
Yuna: Yujin-ssi, you know Hussey?
Yujin: No i just search it on Google.
I went to the piano and starts playing.
Yeji: What is she doing?
Yuri: That's author-nim's way of brainstorming whenever she's trying to find a rhyme or a new word for her song.
Chaeryeong: Got to admit, that dorky author of yours is good.
Sakura: That's our author-nim for you, and i am her favorite!
Yena, Nako and Chaewon *laughs in the corner*
Lia: Author, can i have a look on the lyric?
Yuri: Me too, author-nim!
Yuri and Lia are patting their lap while reviewing the lyrics.
Ryujin: That seems fun, let's join them.
All of them garners in one corner and copied the lyrics in their phone.
Wonyoung: Is this a lovesong?
Yujin: Oh my gosh author-nim, you're inlove!
Hitomi: Finally! Author-nim isn't a single old hag anymore!
*hits the three of them*
*stops from playing the piano*
"You bitches done?"
All of them: We're ready!
*plays the piano while Minju and Nako are playing the guitar*