iz*One, ITZY, TWICE and NIZIU cracks and oneshots

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Nina: Konbanwa everyone! This is your bright and cheerful maknae Nina Makino,

Hitomi: I am the elegant Dancing Machine and puffy maknae Hitomi Honda,
Tzuyu: And i am your snarky maknae Chou Tzuyu,

Tzuyu and Nina: and you're currently watching Crackheads!"

*All of NiziU and TWICE alongside with ITZY and Iz*One Jline appeared*

All of them: Hi!

JYP: Seriously i cannot accomodate this many--

Yeji: Well, you still havent gave us a comeback and MIDZYs are probably rot for waiting like its been 6 months.

Sakura: You're being lazy as fuck these past few days, PD-nim.

JYP: Now, now where did you get such manners? I do not allow--

Dahyun: Whatever old man! So why did you call us here again?

JYP: Before that *wonders around* Where's Mako?

Rio: Yeah, i haven't seen her since we all went up here.

Maya: Uhmm, you go start. I'll look for her *smiles then exited*
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"Dear Diary,
A lot of things happened lately to be honest..
Nina improved a lot in dancing,
Ayaka finally harnessed and let out her hidden talent,
All the girls are doing great..
Our group alongside with TWICE-baenim and ITZY-baenim are getting along. Also Sakura-san, Hitomi-san and Nako-san finally signed in to train here permanently. They're such a talented fells.
They only have a remaining days before ZOZI. I was kind of sad for Iz*One, they're such a nice  group, and i kind of like them. They're all nice..
Eunbi-san and Chaeyeon-san taught me a lot of things,
Yena-san gave Ayaka and Rio lot of advices, and even trained Ayaka. Yena-san is so nice and humble..
Chaewon-san gave Nina a vocal lessons..
*scratches her head*
Yujin-san is a mischievous one, she somehow gets along with Nina.. she even gave Nina a free dance lessons that helped Nina a lot. I am so glad to be honest, we were just looking up to them, watching their vids and wished to be like them until we stand in the same ground and breath the same air..
I am so proud yet was still in disbelief.
"Mako!"
She closes her diary and looks behind.
Mako: Maya-san!
Maya: PD-nim is looking for you! *smiles*
Mako *smiled back* I'll just finish my entry for today.
Maya: I'll wait *smiles*
Mako *kept her diary on the closet* Nah, i'll come. Let's go!
Mako closed the door of her room and walked with Maya.
Mako: So, what's PD's plan for today? Is there a teaser for ITZY's comeback?
Maya: I *shrugs her shoulders* don't know to be honest.
Mako: Seriously, people missed a lot from them. It's been three months.
Maya: Are you... by any chance a MIDZY?
Mako: By the way, where's Nina?
Maya: You're shifting the topic unnue..
Mako: But i havent seen Rima.
Maya *laughs* You're desperately trying to get away with my question *then playfully punches her*
---
JYP: So i divided you guys in sub-units again.
Tzuyu: Sub-units that will never happen for real because PD-nim -
Nina: Tzuyu-unnie! *pinches Tzuyu's face* Let the respected PD-san finish what he's trying to say.
Tzuyu: Okay but *gently removes Nina's hands and pinches her face* that's quite hard you know.
Hitomi was just looking at them, smiling while Ayaka was wondering around.
"Lia unnie isn't here.. i wonder where is she?"
Yuna: Ayaka-chan.
Ayaka *smiled* Yuna-san!
Yuna: You seem to be looking for someone. May i know who it was?
Ayaka *looks at her* Where's Lia-unnie? *then checks her closely* You didn't do anything stupid again, aren't you?
Yuna: Ofcourse i didn't. *pinches her face* You're such a beauty!
Ayaka: Unnie.. do you always pinch Lia-unnie too?
Yuna: No..
Ayaka: Really?
Yuna: Why are you asking me that question?
Ayaka: Do you always bully and make fun of her?
Other ITZY members were just watching.
Ryujin: Well atleast Yuna finally found her match.
Chaeryeong: She's outmatched to be honest.
Yeji *starts looking around* Where's Lia?
Ryujin: Ask Yuna.
Yeji: Why do we always have to ask Yuna everytime Lia isn't around?
Chaeryeong: Uhmm maybe because she has a very strong sense of smell and can tell where Lia-unnie is?
Ryujin: So yuna is Lia-unnie's dog?
Chaeryeong: Why are you asking me, ask her!
JYP: Okay like what i have said, i divided you into sub-units, except to TWICEZ*One who already have their own.. Ryujin and Chaeryeong will be having a solo--
Ryujin and Chaeryeong: Finally!
JYP: Girls, could you let me finish what i was saying? *clear coughs okay* then we'll have
*Doors suddenly open and Lia arrives*
Lia: I'm here, what did i missed?
Ryujin: You have been out for such a long time so how are you going to expect that you only missed a little?
Mako and Maya suddenly arrives after
Everyone looks at them.
Mako: Uhmm, what did we miss?
Rio: Not much, only a little.
Lia *glares at Ryujin*
Nina: Unnie! *then she cheerfully approaches them* Unnie! Unnie! PD san wants to tell us something.. a sub-unit kind of nothing. What is Sub-unit?
Maya: A sub-unit? *looks at Mako together*
Hitomi: Why do JYP artists are filled with so much attitude and negative personalities? I don't know if you're trying to be savage or showing how mannerless you guys are
*inserts savage song*
*savage shades on*
JYP: Okay that's enough. Geez *scratches his head*
Nako: Currently scratching his head in disbelieft to hide his anger because JYP kids are troublesome.
JYP: Nako, you don't have to narrate everything i was doing.
Rio: PerRIOd
JYP *facepalmed* I'll just leave it here.
Then left a paper with them and walks out.
Mina *simply hits Hitomi, Nako, Sakura and Momo*
Hitomi, Nako, Sakura and Momo: Ouch! *cries while rubbing their heads*
Momo: Why did you hit us? You punk---
Mina *glares*
Hitomi *covers Momo's mouth* She isn't trying to say anything rude unnie...
Sakura *rubbing her head* I wasnt even trying to say anything unnie *cries*
Nina: Mina-unnie is so scary *covers her eyes*
Yuna: So is Lia-unnie..
Tzuyu: Twicez*One is turning into a disaster unit to be honest *facepalmed*
Jihyo *reading the paper* So okay, the sub-units of Girlgroups will be released this coming spring as a post-celebration for JYP-nim's birthday in December. He sets up the performers he wants to perform for his birthday, including the previous units of GOT7 and Stray Kids.. also the present Sub-unit "TWICEZ*One"
Nina: Unnie, what is a sub-unit?
Tzuyu: A substitute unit for a group while its on rest.
Jihyo: ChaeryeJi and YunLia is the sub-units of  ITZY.
Lia: Uhmm for what again?
Ryujin: If you're listening then maybe you'll know.
Lia: Shut up.
Ayaka: Geez, Lia-san looks moody today. *looks at Yuna* You did something that upsets her have you?
Yuna: I didn't. I am not the only one who makes fun of her, remember?
Ayaka: Because you're the only one i know who always mess up with her.
Ryujin: Ooff
Chaeryeong: Ooff--
Yeji *whispers* Ayaka looks calm but i didnt know she's also a savage.
Chaeryeong: Agree, Yuna was outmatched.
Ryujin*nods nods*
Yuna: You guys, are you talking about me?
Ryujin: You're not an interesting person to talk about you know.
Yuna: Why you---
Ayaka *pinches Yuna* Pardon her for being rude *bows* Gomene! *then she puts both of her index finger in her cheeks and smiled*
ChaeRyeJi: Kawaii..
Tzuyu: Since when did they learn how to speak japanese?
Chaeyoung: We used to ask you the same question before when you're around Hii-chan.
Tzuyu: Uhmm we have three japanese members, remember?
Dahyun: They're more of a Kansai accent.
Tzuyu: Atleast they still use the term "Cute".. wait a minute, where did you actually learn "Kansai"? You're not even studying.
Dahyun: I am studying, i'm not like you Sally!
Tzuyu *leans her forhead on Dahyun: Look who's speaking, how dare you initiate a fight with me Church girl!
Dahyun *pressed her head even more* Don't you ever insult me using our Church!
Tzuyu: And don't you ever call me out using my english baptismal name, Church girl!
Chaeyoung: Guys, stop it..
Tzuyu and Dahyun *in unison* SHUT UP KATARINA!
Chaeyoung*grins* How dare you to --
Jihyo comes to them and hitted all of them.
Chaeyoung, Tzuyu and Dahyun *rubs their head and cries* Ouch..
Jihyo: I am trying to discuss about a very improtant thing here yet you guys here are making trouble! *slaps them with paper*
Jeongyeon: Chill out they're just kids.
Nina: If they're kids then what am i? 
Nayeon: A brat.
Nina: Nabong-unnie!
Nayeon: Because you're a kid who usually slacks off.
Nina: What about you? You're just another boring adult who thinks she knows everything *slips out her tongue* Bleh!
Nayeon *starts bickering* Anyu nyu nyu? You're such a brat..
Nina: Okay boomer!
*spanks*
Mako: Nina, didn't i tell you to behave?
Jihyo: Nayeon, didn't i tell you to keep your fake maknae antics in the group? You have a ten years age difference to her, say you're sorry!
Sakura: If Nabong-unnie has a 10 year age gap to Nina... does that means she's only 5?
All *facepalmed*
Riku: Sakura-unnie, are you for real?
Ayaka: Never expect Sakura-unnie to be an oddball. I thought it was just Rio-unnie..
Yuna: And Ryujin-unnie..
Rio and Ryujin: Hey! *then looks at each other*
Ryujin *stare*
Rio *stare*
Mayuka: Cool, two weirdos are staring at each other.
Rima: They're two of a kind you know.
Miihi: Says the two weirdos who's counting eyelashes everytime they bump into each others's eyes.
Nina: Does unnies have to be this troublesome?
Tzuyu *shrugs shoulders* I don't know, our unnie lines are kind of a derp. Then there's one who acts more maknae-er than me.
Nina: Same here. Rio unnie is second oldest but she is morr of a brat..
Are they supposed to be like this?
Nako: That's what i want to ask too you know. Sakura-unnie is a lazy derp
Hitomi: Being on this industry for so long makes me want to ask myself... especially Sakura-unnie.. Does she lost her brains while on our way here?
Sakura: Hii-chan that's rude..
Jihyo: Okay okay *patting the table* Quiet everyone!
*cricket sound*
Jihyo: No one is going to speak except me, okay?
All of them has no response and was just staring at her.
Jihyo: Whatever.. *clear coughs* So the sub-units are ..
3Mix which is Me, Jeongyeon-unnie and Nayeon-unnie *smiles* Just like the old days *to them* No?
*cricket sounds*
Jihyo *-_-* Fine ..
Jihyo walks out but Nayeon and Jeongyeon hugged her so tight and cuddles her.
Jeongyeon: Just like the old days.
Jihyo cried in silent tears because of joy and wipes it to continue her announcement.
Jihyo: Okay, next we have the maknae lines which is Chaeyoung, Tzuyu and Dahyun.
Hitomi: Those three troublesome unnies? Together? Will they be okay?
Dahyun*saw Hitomi and grabs her* THEY SHOULD ADD HITOMI TOO! she's a maknae and a rapper!
Jihyo: Nope!
Chaeyoung: But--
Jihyo: NOPE! All the words you say will be used against you. Order in the court *spanks the lightstick* SILENCE!
Mako: Uhmm, now we're on the supreme court of JYP to report the troublemakers of every group *stares at Rio*
Rio: Don't look at me! 
Jihyo: Silence! *clear throats* we already have ITZY's Chaeryeji and YunLia *reads the paper* Okay, in NIZIU, we'll be having 3Ris which is Rio, Riku and Rima, 3Mas which is Mako, Maya and Mayuka, and last AyaMiNa which is Ayaka, Miihi and Nina.
The makane lines and 3Mas, 3Mix and 3Ris will merge while YunLia will merge to AyaMiNa while Hitomi will join Chaeryeji.
Tzuyu and Momo: Ehh but we want ---
Jihyo: Silence!
The positions are.. well in TWICEZ*One,
Mina, you're still the leader but this time, you're the main dancer.
Sakura is the center and Momo will be the lead dancer
Sakura: Unnie, i---
Mina *holds her hand* We got you *winks*
Sakura: What about Hitomi?
Momo *looks at hitomi who's sitting with Nina and Tzuyu while listening to Jihyo* She can handle it.
Sakura *smiled* Why am i worrying so much?
Jihyo: Momo, you'll be the main rapper.
Nako and Sana for the vocals.
Sana: I'll do my best! *then looks at Nako*
Nako: Let's do our best unnie! *then fist bumps*
Jihyo: For ChaeRyeJiTommi,
Yeji, you'll be the leader and Main vocalist,
Ryujin will be the rapper and lead dancer that leaves Chaeryeong as Main Dancer, lead vocalist and Hitomi as Center and lead rapper.
Nina: That's a pretty fatal team!
Hitomi: You think so?
Maya *looking at Hitomi* Hii-unnie is the center. *smiles* Someday, i will too.
Mako: It might not be obvious but Hii Hii-san is one of the most deadliest performers in Iz*One, with Nako as one of the best vocalist.
Maya just nodded.
Jihyo: Hitomi, are you okay with your position?
Hitomi: Uhmm *looks down* But i am with the best dancers..
Ryujin: We're not going to argue about this again, right?
Chaeryeong: Aren't you happy for working with us again?
Yeji: Come on Hii, you showed your best back there. I believe that you can still do more.
Hitomi was looking down.
Momo: I really hate it when Hitomi's being like this--
Sakura pats Hitomi's shoulders while Nako holds her hand.
Sakura: The elegant dancing machine doubting herself? What's that title for? You keep up with the best dancers before, now you're doubting yourself again?
Nako: Hii.. *then massages Hitomi's hand*
Maya: unnie...
Ryujin offered her hand to Hitomi.
Ryujin: You can do more, trust us *winks*
Nako: Trust yourself too Hii.. *then gently push her close to Ryujin* Show them what ya got!
Nina: Hii-unnie! gambarru!!!
Hitomi looks at Ryujin and throws a high five on her the walks on the same team.
Maya: I want to be an elegant dancing machine.. like Hii-unnie.
Mako *pats her shoulders* You'll do more.. even Hii-unnie will be proud.
Maya: Elegence.. dancing with elegance.. like a swan.. *smiles*
Jihyo: 3Mix and 3Ris. I am the leader ofcourse.
Rio, you'll be our main dancer and lead vocalist.
Rio: Unnie? Hontou?
Jihyo nods while smiling at her.
Rio: I'm the main dancer guys! *claps*
Jihyo: Nayeon will be the center and also kead vocalist alongside with Rio.
Nayeon *to Rio* It was nice working with you sister!
Rio *looking at her*
Nayeon: Is there something wrong with my face?
Rio: You're ... pretty unnie..
Nayeon *smiles widely then waves her hair* Well i aint a visual for nothing. Its nice working with you for the first time *then shake hands*
Tzuyu *whispers* Arent i the visual here? Geez..
Jihyo: Riku and I will be the main vocalist.
Riku: Singing with Jihyo-unnie. Let me just fai--
Mako *pinches her while slapping her face* Pardon me for that unnie..
Riku: Unnie that hurts.
Jeongyeon: That leaves me and Rima as the rappers, right? *to rima* Will you help me?
Rima: Are you asking me for a help?
Jeongyeon: Is it bad?
Rima: I was just in disbelief.. coming to think that a good and well known vocalist will ask me for help..
Jeongyeon: We're on the same entertainment and we're sisters so you don't need to..
Nina and Tzuyu were watching them.
Nina: Twice members are such a nice person. *her hands are being cupped on her face while watching them*
Tzuyu: Well, they're more of a troublesome people you know. *looks at Nina*
Nina *looks back* Nande unnie?
Tzuyu: I just noticed .. *touches your face* you look a little different.. but you somehow radiate a positive energy.
Nina: That's what everyone says too. I look different but ain't i cute unnie?
Tzuyu just laughed
Nina: Unnie *pouts* Do i look funny?
Tzuyu *smiled* Nope! But despite on looking too mature for your age, you're such a baby *cuddles nina*
Ayaka: Nina being cuddled by the prettiest woman.. that's such a nice thing.
Yuna *fidgeted her fingers* I am not the prettiest but i can cudd--
Jihyo: Okay next we have, The maknae lines and the 3Mas.
Mako, you'll be the main dancer and the leader.
Mako: Eh?
Nina: Mako-unnie! Gambarruuuu!!!
Sakura: Its so sweet of Nina to cheer all of her senpais and unnies *looks at Nako* she somehow reminds me of you when you were just starting.
Nako: Yeah.. i was kind of reminded too. Nina is such a sweetheart.
Sakura: You are too. The reason why i am more confident is i know that you're there, watching and rooting for me.. Despite of how nervous i was, i managed to keep going *looks at Nako* Because i have you.
Nako just smiled.
Sakura: I became more stronger because *looks at Hitomi* There's already two of you. I am glad that this industry gave me two precious creatures to protect.
Nako: I am also glad that You were by my side too during the hardest times unnie. I don't think i will be the person i am today without you.
Sakura just smiled while stopping her tears.
Mako was listening to Nako and Sakura.
Mako: Sakura-unnie is the kind of leader and idol i aspire to be.. but i remember her words that time..
"You don't have to. You are Mako, i am Sakura. We are in different paths and you are better than me."
Mako smiles widely, Maya noticed how Mako looks to Sakura with full of admiration. She just smiled and holds her hand.
Jihyo: Tzuyu, you'll be the center and lead vocalist while Maya, you'll be the main vocalist and lead dancer.
Maya: I-i'll try my best! *bows*
Jihyo: Chaeyoung, you'll be the main rapper, that leaves Mayuka and Dahyun as the leading one.
Nina: Sugoi! Sugoi! Gambarru! Unnie!
Tzuyu *pats Nina's head* You too.. *then walks in their team and approaches them*
Jihyo: For the final team we have AyaMina and YunLia.
Ayaka: What do you know? *to Yuna* We're on the same team again *then looks at Lia*
Yuna just smiled a little while looking at Lia who seems down and upset.
Yuna: i hope unnie is okay..
Ayaka went to Lia..
Ayaka: Unnie! *she approaches with a bright smile*
Lia was just looking at her. Ayaka grabs her hand and puts it on her face. She closed her eyes while resting on it.
Lia: She's so warm...
Yuna was just looking at them.
Ayaka opened her eyes and gently lets go of her hand.
Ayaka: You are carrying a deep burden, coming from othee people. Am i right unnie? The weak heartbeat of yours tells me that you just cried and went all alone outside to keep yourself away from everything.. It was so heavy.. and its kind of sad because.. why would people attack such good and great person like Lia-unnie?
Lia: For somehow.. *then she looks at Ayaka* i feel like all of those were lessen..
Ayaka grabs her hand again and stares at her.
Ayaka: Unnie..
Lia's tears slowly falls down. Ayaka slowly hugged her so tight and caressed her back.
Ayaka: Everything is going to be okay unnie.
Everyone was in disbelief.
Nina: Ayaka-san..
Lia's tears starts circling her face as she hugs ayaka back and silently cried. Ayaka just closed her eyes and trying to fill Lia with love and positivity.
Nina: Ayaka-unnie was such a nice and sweet unnie.
Tzuyu: If my unnies were like that then it won't be a problem but TWICE are crackheads as f.
Jeongyeon *clears cough intentionally*
Ayaka gently lets go as she holds Lia's hand and sits with her.
Yuna follows and sits with them as well.
Ryujin: Well, glad that Lia found herself a good company aside from us.
Chaeryeong: What do you mean good? You're savage..
Ryujin: Shut up.
Jihyo: Okay quiet. For YunLia and AyaMiNa..
Yuna you'll be the main rapper and dancer, Lia will be the leader and main vocalist and Nina will be the main vocalist too and lead rapper.
Miihi, you'll be the center and Ayaka you'll be the lead vocalist.
Ayaka: Eh?? That's too heavy for me..
Lia *holds her shoulders* It won't be a problem. I'll help you.
Ayaka: Thanks unnie *smiled*
Jihyo: Please proceed to your team and discuss  about it will work.
Tzuyu: Wait! Before our discussion ends, we have a little surprise for everyone! *then she grabs Nina and Hitomi by hand and runs in front of stage.
Mayuka, Dahyun and Yuna follows.
Mako: What?
Rima: I wonder what was that?
All of them formed themselves in a different formation with Yuna and Mayuka as the center.
The lights closed. Only the lights that scatteres around the stage remains open.
Momo: Since Mayuka was in the center, i think we are getting a Heartbeat point two.