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Mako: I am the head of this family, i should be in command! Follow me When i say Stand straight, set your foot 45 degree, tiger look, no rolling eye!

Nina: Chill unnie, we're just practicing. Its not like you're sending us to a battlefield or something.

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Ayaka: Every night, i talk to God and i tell him all the things about you.

Mako: Really ayaka that's swee--

Ayaka: I told him to get you sooner if i didn't ..

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Mako: Redvelvet has Icecream Cake

Miihi: TWICE has Candy Pop

Rio: Baekhyun has Candy

Mayuka: Lady Gaga and Blackpink has Sour Candy

Rima: While Selena Gomez and Blackpink has Icecream

Nina: And listening to those caused me a diabetes.

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Mako: It sure is hot today

Ayaka: But you know what's hotter?

Mako: No clue, all i know is, this weather is ---

Ayaka *pinned her in the wall then holds her hand* Me

Mako *pushes ayaka away* Geez Ayaka, seriously? You're not fat but you're causing me Highblood.

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Nina: Miihi, do you know that Titanic is the strongest ship?

Rio: Really? I thought it was us?

Miihi: Yeah it was but it sinked.. like us.

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Ayaka: Maya-unnie, can you teach me how to sing?

Maya: I'm cooking

Ayaka: But PD-nim says --

Maya: I am cooking okay? Better ask other members there who isnt busy.

Ayaka *smiled* Okay, i'll just ask Mako-unn---

Maya *pinches her ear* Sure let's go on a training session.

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Mako: Is breakfast reaa *saw Maya posing on the table wearing spaghetti* Holy crap Maya--

Maya *imitating Mina* Hey Mako-unnie, i'm gonna make it simple for you, you have three choices.. *then she walks towards her* Coffee, Tea *puts a seductive voice* or me?

Mako: You should have told me that you can't cook today. I'm gonna call dominos

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"How i met your mother?"
Mako: Mom, how you met mother?

Wheein: Uhmm, i saw her sitting alone on the balcony ...

Mako: And then *excited*

Wheein: And i came close and held her soft hands..

Hwasa: and gave me two dollars because she thought i was homeless.

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Rio: Mom, how you met mother?

Ryujin: Well, your mother has a huge crush on me since day one and i can't help it *waves her hair* I'm popular.

Yeji: Girl, the only reason why you're popular is you cancelled-th YG duh.

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Maya: Mama.. how you met mother?

Mina: Well sweetie, your mother is the Nation's girlcrush.

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