iz*One, ITZY, TWICE and NIZIU cracks and oneshots

Author's Crack 101

"Hello! I am the author-nim and you're currently reading my 101 cracks--"
Jihyo: STOP RIGHT THERE AUTHOR-NIM! *slams my table* YOU STILL HAVEN'T WROTE A SINGLE TWICEFICTION ASIDE FROM JUST BEING A GUEST!
EU: She's right author-nim. You haven't wrote a single fanfiction for us, EVERGLOW.
Eunbi: You never even set your focus on us-- well you did sometimes when we have Nako but you never even published our collabs!
Yeji: Well she did an ITZY fanfiction but.. WHY IS IT YUNA X LIA? Aren't you aware of YEJISU?
"Children, Children.."
Irene: Don't you "Children, Children" us author-nim! May i remind you that i'm a half decade older than you!
"I'm almost at the same age as Jihyo and EU and older than Yeji so i can still call you children. Plus i am the author here so i have the authority to call you pleabs--"
All of them suddenly pinches my cheeks.
All of them: Author-nim you suck!
Meanwhile..
Tzuyu: I wonder what's going on back there?
Yiren: Beats me but EU-unnie seems a little pissed awhile ago.
Yeri: So is Irene-sama.
Wonyoung and Yuna was just eavesdropping in their conversation.
Wonyoung: It is five mouth against one, i can finally imagine author-nim's situation *sighs*
Yuna: All i can here is them nagging author-nim tsk tsk Poor author-nim.
*ahem. What are you kids doing out here?*
Wonyoung: That voice..
all of them turns around.
Yuna: Oh hey kid, we're listening to some stupid adults out there but suddenly the commotion stopped.
I just glared.
---
Sakura's playing fortnite while the other girls are doing their own stuff.
Chaewon: What took them so long?
Aisha: I wonder what are they talking about at the moment. EU-unnie was kind of pissed awhile ago and i really have no idea why.
Sakura: Ofcourse they'll be pissed, after all i am author-nim's favorite. I stand out amongst the rest. Bwahahahahah *then makes her another kill* That's it! It's like if you're all are fortnite then you're all will be my first kills! Bwahahahah!
Yena: Ehem?
Chaewon: Say it again?
Nako: Whut?
Onda: Eh?
Wendy: You say?
Lia: Ahh? What is she talking about?
Mina: Is she out of her mind?
Jeongyeon: Owz?
Nayeon*laughs* That bitch sure knows how to talk in her own language.
Sakura: being Author-nim's favorite is my own dialect.
Nayeon: Bitch you're talking garbage *laughs*
Sakura *grins* Why you--
Sana gets in between them.
Sana: Whooop!! Hold each other's asses. Let us wait for author-nim and leader-nim to arrive!
Chaeryeong: By the way, *then wondered her eyes and tilted her head* Have you seen Yuna?
Dahyun: Now that you mentioned, Tzuyu isn't here either.
Yujin: Wait a minute? Wonya's here just a while ago!
Seulgi: So is Yeri..
Aisha: Now that you mention it, Yiren isn't here either!
Momo: Strange.. all of the maknaes are gone.
*knock knock*
Sana: It's open!
*inserts menacing glare*
"Who's keeping an eye on these kids?"
Tzuyu: Let us go Kid!
Yuna: Unnie, who's this kid!? She suddenly appeared behind and hits us with a lightstick.. *then rubs her head*
Wonyoung: Unnie!! Help me *cries* She's scary.
Wendy: Who's the kid?
"These maknaes? who else? I thought you wenches are keeping an eye on them!"
Yiren: It was yeri's fault! She sabotaged my cover!
Yeri: It was you, duh! You're talking too loud!
Yiren: Are you putting the blame on me you --
*slaps the both of them*
Yeri and Yiren: Ouch! That hurts you brat!
*hits them again*
"Don't brat brat me you one piece of juvenile slackers"
Dahyun: Hey kid! Aren't you being too rude!? You just can't hit everyone just because you wished to.
Chaeyoung: Yeah, she's right!
Joy: I apologize for that.. *then she grabs the maknae* I am also sorry for the trouble that these children have caused.
Yiren: CHILDREN!? We're 20s!
Yeri: Yeah! That brat is the kid here! *then all of the maknaes glared at me*
"What?!"
Seulgi: So before we forgot. Who are you? Are you by any chance, the author-nim's colleague? Friend?
Hitomi with Minju arrives on the scene, eating chocolate ice cream
Hitomi: Oh what do you know? The visual-nim is back.
Hyewon: Chaewon is back!
Chaewon and Me: Hey!
Sakura: Author-nim! Glad to have your visuals back! *then she went to my direction and pinches me* Aren't you the cutest!?*
All *except iz*One* She's the author-nim?
"Wait are you saying that.. *then stares at my reflection* I'M A KID AGAIN! *then holds my face* I AM A KID AGAIN!
Ryujin: Even if you're in your normal age, you're acting like a kid so what's new?
Chaewon *nods in agreement* Agree agree.
*hits the both of them*
Sihyeon: Hey! Aren't you being bratty, KID!?
"I'm 22 and --"
Mina: Even in your normal age, i am still older than you, kid! *pinches me*
"Stop molesting my face!" *ze pushes her* Okay i just went here to deliver these kids back. Me and the leaders are having a very confidential yet crucial discuss--
The leaders arrives on the scene.
Jihyo: End of the discussion author-nim! We're leaving!
"Have it your way."
Irene: Thank you for bothering us you old--
*phone rings*
"Hello?" then turns behind from the girls.
Yeji: Don't turn your back on us while we're--
"Ssh! I'm talking to my guests at the moment. Go have your leave! *ze wents back to the phone* Oh. You're here? Already? Wait, i'll be right there in a jiffy!" Then i ended the call and was about to run downstairs but they pulled me back.
Irene: Just hold it right there! Who's that?
"The hell you care? bleh"
Eunbi *pinches my cheeks* Tell me who the heck are they?
Yeji pinches the other side of my cheeks.
Yeji: Tell us you insolent brat!
Minju: Sometimes, i feel sorry for the kid author-nim but it's very satisfying to see the leaders molesting her chubby face. *then stares at Hitomi* reminds me of someone.
Hitomi: Bbun-tomi is dead!
Tzuyu *pinches her cheeks* But you're still my bun bun! *then hugs her*
Chaewon: Hey! *then pulls Hitomi away from tzuyu* Don't touch her, she's mine!
Minju hugs the both of them.
Minju: They're mine!
Tzuyu: You can have each other *then grabs Hitomi again from them* But bun bun is mine.
Hitomi: Tzuyu-unnie, does this calls for SaTzu divorce party?
Tzuyu: She already has Nako so i'm okay. *then hugs her*
Momo: It will probably be good but you know.. *then stares at Sana who's wrapping her arms around Nako while Nako is staring at Jihyo who's glaring at Author-nim.*
Sakura: Yeah right.
Jihyo *pinches my nose* So what now author-nim!?
"Let me go! *ahem* so the reason why i called you fags here is because i have a guest and i'll be chosing some of you to be their collab partner. *then massages my cheeks* But you guys started me with such petty fanfiction shits and now i feel like i'll just cancel it. What's the point anyways?"
My face suddenly turns serious. "You motherfuckers ain't listening to me especially now because i'm a kid!"
Jeongyeon: We do listen if you have something important to say.
Nayeon: And right now we're listening because you have something important to say.
*facepalmed*
Lia: Even if you're just a young spoiled brat who's only a playmate for Yuna.
Yuna: Hey!
Nako: And a playdate for me
*all of us gasps*
Hyewon: I love how audacious you are young gal.
Hitomi: Wow, i suddenly felt a strong wind that just passed by.
Chaewon: Its freaking cold. *in monotone*
"I'll be having my leave now---"
The leaders suddenly cuddles me.
Irene: Awe, our cutie author-nim.
"Damn it, let go! I can't breath!"
Sakura: Hey author-nim, you're quite being an asshole there!
Jihyo*secretly glares* tell us bitch. Tell us who's that important guest!
I pushes them away.
"ATTENTION CHILDREN! Look, i will be having a very important guest for today. They're not just an ordinary guest. But a superstar and i don't want you guys--"
*knock knock*
"Author-nim, we're fed up with waiting!"
A voice coming from outside said. The door suddenly opens as everyone of them suddenly breaks their jaws.
"I hate the way you're making us wait author-nim. Just because you lose interest on us anymore. Hmp *sulks*"
Mia: Tell me.. am i dreaming or not? *slaps herself*
Chaewon: I-it can't be..
Hitomi: Who are they?
Nako: You don't know!? Are you living on a rock or something?
All of them slaps each other.
"Author, are these guys okay?"
"Don't worry about them Tae-unnie, they're good."
"Tae-unnie!!?" All of them said in unison.
Eunbi: Author-nim! Since when did you call Tae-sama, tae-unnie?
"Well, me and this girl are partners since she was in fifth grade. *whispers* This gal's a lowkey sone ya know." Then winks.
Wendy: A-author-nim, are they the guest that you're talking about?
"Yeah author-nim, do you still have any other guests, aside from us?"
"Just you guys. Okay guys *to the brats* We're all familiar of TTS right? They're the first sub-unit of Girls generation and the sister group of Red Velvet so i think Wendy and the others knows them. girls kindly introduce yourselves."
"Hana Dul Sen"
"Hello, we're"
"THE TTS!"
"I'm Seohyeon, the maknae, the leader and the dancing machine."
Hitomi: Wow, a dancing machine! That's what i aspires to be!
Aisha: Am i really seeing things? Or TTS is here? *slaps herself again."
Mia: I must be dreaming! I was just thinking about Girls Generation awhile ago.
Onda: We're definitely dreaming. *the everglow members slapped each other*
"I'm Taeyeon, the main vocal and the imagen of this unit"
"And i'm Tiffany!"
The three of them: Nice to meet you!
Seohyeon: Author-nim, can you humbly introduce them to us as well?
Hitomi *whispers* I didn't know that author-nim knows a lot of powerful people. I don't know them but i can tell that they're powerful.
Chaewon: So do i sis.
Irene: Hey author-nim! You didn't tell us about how close you are with them!
Yuri: And you never even told us that you're a SONE!
"I'm not a SONE, okay?"
Taeyeon: She's a lowkey sone. Her bias is Yoona and Tiffany. *then bumps my shoulders* am i right Author-nim.
*sighs*
Joy: Unnie, can you slap me too? How can a brat like author-nim manages to talk to them like a normal person?
Seohyeon: I kind of agree that author-nim is a bratty person, an insolent rather.
"Unnie, you don't have to say that."
Tiffany: Yes! and she used to write a lot of songs for us and make a random collab. Like our collab with Little Mix!"
Taeyeon: That was quite a banger! Especially when i have to give my all just to keep my high notes with Miss Perrie Edwards.
Seohyeon: How can we forget our fictional collab with 2ne1? It was the author's way to reconcile the clash between the sones and blackjacks.
Wonyoung: Author-nim, how come we never know any of this? I thought you told us everything! You traitor!
Mia *pinches Wonyoung* Don't talk to author-sama like that! *then bows* Sorry for her insolence, author-nim.
Eunbi: Excuse me but i'm --
"Enough Children!"
Yena: Says someone who's a kid again.
Taeyeon: It's been 8 years author-nim. *pats my head*
All of them were just staring at me with Jealousy.
"Anyways, the reason why i called you because i just wrote another song for three of the most powerful vocal-lines of the group that might catch up to your God-tier vocals."
Seohyeon: You're bluffing us again author-nim *pinches me*
Then i grabbed a notebook from my notebook. "This is the song that i recomposed awhile ago."
Seohyeon grabs the notebook and reviewed its lines and smiled. "You really are a good lyricist author-nim."
"Not really." I blushed then scratches my head.
Tiffany: So how are we going to sing this song?
I suddenly stared at Iz*One and Twice's direction.
"There are some girls there who can make a good tune and write a good lyrics. Let them invent the tune for you."
All of them suddenly gulped as TTS looks at them.
"That will be my challenge for them. They'll invent a tune and the three of you will decide the tune that you guys are going to use for this song that i composed."
Eunbi: Author-nim..
Wendy: Is she serious?
"I'll exclude WenSeulRene since we all know how good they are and they're your sister's group. But i have another challenge for them."
Tiffany: Author-nim, you're asking them for a challenge already yet you still haven't introduced them to us. How rude of you. *then hits my back*
"Ouch. Alright, except Red Velvet. These groups on the left side are both from STONE Ent, A rookie group. Everglow and Izone.
EG and IZ*ONE: Good day mam, nice to meet you.
Tiffany: Nice meeting you too. Where's the leaders of these groups?
Eunbi and EU nervously stands up and tries to approach her in a formal way.
Eunbi: H-hi.. uhmm..
EU *looking away* G-good day..
Tiffany shakes both of their hands.
Tiffany: I am looking forward to work with you guys.
Onda: E-EU unnie.. shake hands with.. *slaps herself again*
"And these groups, Twice and ITZY are both a succesors of Wondergirls and Miss A. Jihyo-unnie, Yeji kindly greet our guests."
Tiffany: Hello there. *then shakes both of their hands* Nice knowing you guys.
Both of the leaders are speechless.
"WenSeulRene, kindly move here in the front because i will be announcing who are the teams that will have a collaboration with you."
Joy: What's with the author's mind?
Yeri: I think she only wants entertainment, perhaps?
I handed Irene-sama another lyric paper.
Irene: You wrote this?
"Yep, just awhile ago. So this will be the members who's going to sing with these legendary trio.
First with TTS. Listen attentively because i am not going to repeat what i just said."
Ryujin: Just say it already kid! Don't do any opening remarks geez! You called us here for nothing. Don't you know that we still have our conferrence?
"Silence! *ahem*"
Tiffany: Author-nim, make sure that they're good.
"They're good alright. They won't disappoint you."
Wendy: Didn't know that you have such standards, unnie..
"The JoYuriz of Iz*One, JihYeonz of TWICE, and Lia of ITZY, you guys will go with TTS."
Yuri: JoYuriz? *stares at yena and chaewon with disbelief* That's us, right?
Hitomi: Chaewon-unnie? Yuri? Yena-unnie? Congrats guys! *then hugs the three of them*
Jihyo: Me? 2yeonz? you mean.. *stares at Jeongyeon and Nayeon* them?
"Like what i have said, i'm not going to repeat what i just said, period."
Lia: Author, i thought it was three? Why didn't you call the other two? Why am i the only representative in this group?
"Hep.. hep.. Tae-unnie, Seoh-unnie, Tiffany-unnie.. What do you think?"
The legendary trio just stared at them.
Tiffany: Who's the JoYuriz?
Chaewon, Yena and Yuri stands up while looking down and nervous.
Yena: I-it was us mam..
Taeyeon: What about JihYeonz? Who's JihYeonz?
Jihyo alongside with Jeongyeon and Nayeon stands up. Jihyo tried to put herself together and faced them.
Seohyeon: Lia of ITZY?
Yuna: Unnie..
Chaeryeong: Don't worry about us.
Yeji: You can do it Lia. Prove them what's ITZY was about *then pats her shoulders*
Ryujin just nodded. Then she finally stands up.
Lia: I'm Choi Jisu mam, ITZY's lead vocalist *bows* It was pleasure to work with you.
Seohyeon: Cutie. I like her! What do you think guys?
Tiffany: I think she's good. *while looking at her*
Lia gulped as she try to fight her nervousness and frustration.
Taeyeon: The question is, how good she is?
Yuna*whispers* Is Lia-unnie going to be okay?
Yeji: She will, trust her.
But deep inside, Yeji was trembling with anxiety and fear. Please be nice to Lia.. Please...
Ryujin noticed how Lia's current situation worries Yeji. She calmed her down and pats her.
Ryujin: Worrying about Lia? Don't you trust her? Let us be reminded that Lia, alongside with Jihyo-unnie, Jeongyeon-unnie and Nayeon-unnie will bring pride to our entertainment. Even if its just a mere child's play of that author-brat.
Meanwhile..
Yuri: It was an honor to have a collab but.. are we good enough?
Eunbi: You can do it guys, the three of you can.
Hitomi: Unnie, break a leg!
The iz*One members starts cheering the three..
--
Tzuyu: Unnie, why are you shaking?
Jeongyeon: Because... *then looks down* I can't believe that we get lumped by author-nim's mere child's play.. Base on how they look.. they're such a good performers and we're not even close to that..
Jihyo: Chill *then pats her shoulders* If author-nim wants another petty entertainment then i'm in, we're all in this together.
Nayeon: Let's prove them what we're capable of. *to the rest of Twice's members* Need not to worry guys. Just watch us there and be amazed.
"JoYuriz, JihYeonz and Lia, please proceed now with TTS. and Taeyeon-unnie, be nice to them *then smiles*"
Taeyeon looks at the aforementioned names then simply smiled.
Taeyon: Let's go girls.
The TTS goes out with Jihyeonz, Jo Yuriz and Lia.
"Next, with WenSeulRene. The song that i composed has 25% rap and 75% vocals so i kind of need a rookie rapper. Are you okay with that?"
Wendy: What else can we do? Its your own game.
Seulgi: Seriously author-nim. What's on your mind.
"Okay then, please proceed to the front with Wendy-unnie, Seulgi-unnie and Irene-unnie as i call your names."
EU: There's no EG member that was called earlier *grinned* Is she belittling us?
Sakura: Pick me, Pick me author-nim. Ahhh irene-sama..
"Shut up *ahem* please step forward, Jo Serim, Han Eunji and Park Jaewon of EVERGLOW
Onda: m-me? W-with them? Seriously?
EU: Did i.. heard my...
Mia: U-us?
"Nako Yabuki, Sakura Miyawaki, And Hitomi Honda of IZ*One"
Wendy: With them, again? *smiles and looks at them* Nice working with you again.
Irene: Nice working with you Sakura. *winks*
Sakura *blushed*
Seulgi: Hey cutie *to Hii-chan* Heard that you're good, but can you do better than what you show them?
Yeri: Seul-unnie, hii-jjang is a good performer!
"And for the last, Chaeryeong Lee and Ryujin Shin of ITZY"
Yuna: Goodluck unnie!
All of them walks forward and faced the WenSeulRene.
So the rest, you'll just wait to your room and wait for yours. *flinched*
Wonyoung: Author disappeared again..
Chaeyon suddenly hugs her sister.
Chaeyon: Sis, do your best and i will always be at your back *then hugs her tighter*
Chaeryeong hugs her back then smiled.
Chaeryeong: A moment ago, i was nervous and scared. Thank you unnie..
all: awe
All of them watches the touching scene of Chaesis.
Irene: Let's go? *smiles*
All of them proceeded outside.
Yujin: We'll have our own moment soon!
Eunbi: Two of this group's sub unit will be facing each other.
Hyewon: This will be the second time that sakura will work with Irene eh? Hihi.
Yiren: Onda will finally shine. I'm glad.
---
"*sighs* Those kids are really hard to reprimand. Such a troublesome people"
"Where did you even get the idea of facing them using my face *appears from the dark* Mr. Jyp?"
*snaps her fingers then return to his original / normal form*
Mr. JYP: I just thought that you have a power over them but it seems that you have no authority against them, even id you're a writer.
"But atleast your plan works. It will be a month before Iz*One and Red Velvet's upcoming disbandment. And your entertainment is having such issues. I think this is the perfect time to camouflage those using these girls. Pretty finessing move Mr. JYP."
Mr. JYP: I didn't pay you to flap those lips of yours kid. Please refrain from exposing yourself. By the way, those songs. Did you really wrote them?
"Are you trying to question my composition Mr. JYP?"
Mr. JYP: It was just kind of a good song from an inexperienced and mediocre writer like you.. tho you lack something. You lack emotional stability.
"Who cares? I'm outta here" *poofs*