iz*One, ITZY, TWICE and NIZIU cracks and oneshots

Truth or Dare

an Iz*One shorts
Eunbi brought an empty bottle to the group.
"Eunbi~nim! What's that for?" Wonyoung asked.
"Good question. We are going to play Spin the bottle- Truth or Dare. The game is simple, I'll spin the bottle and if it pointed out to your direction then you'll choose if its truth or Dare.
If Truth then you should confess something about how you feel about your co-members if its dare then the one who spinned the bottle will ask you to do something.."
"That's fun! What is it again?" Sakura said.
"Kkura-chan!!!" All of then said in unison.
"I really dont get it."
Everyone just facepalmed.
"You're hopeless nee-chan" Hitomi said.
"Hitomi that was brutal." Chaewon just said.
"Okay, i'll start now!" Then she spins the bottle and the bottle was pointed into..
"Author~nim!?"
"What? me?"
"Author~nimmmuuu!" Eunbi cried.
"Why lump me into this kind of childishness?" I asked.
"Author~nim, Truth or Dare?" she asked.
"Or" i said.
"Author~nim!!!"
"Uhmm Truth?" i asked.
"Who's your main bias atm?" Eunbi asked.
"Nako as always"
Nako blushed.
"Aside from Nako.."
"Sakura.."
"Author~chi you're awe--"
"The truth!!" Eunbi cried.
"Chaewon.."
"But she slapped me in the last chapters. Smh" Chaewon said while pouting her lips.
"Its pretty obvious that I am Author-nim's personal favorite!" Yena said. "Right author~nim?"
"Eunbi, you are my bias at the moment. Happy? I'mm outta here!" *poof*
"I always knew that i am Author~nim's personal favorite" then flips her hair.
"Author~chi's gone. Eunbi~nim, your turn again." Minju said.
Eunbi spinned the bottle again and it was pointed to Sakura.
"What! what! what? Am i going to be killed!?" Sakura asked.
"Geez sakura. Truth or dare?"
"What am i going to do if Dare?"
"Then we'll have to ask you something." Eunbi explained.
"Dare." Sakura simply said.
"Okay Sakura i want you to dance your parts in Fiesta."
Sakura suddenly gulps and sweats.
*eunbi starts playing Fiesta*
Sakura was clapping alongside with the music until she boogied.
*inserts everyone with "Nanidafaaqq" face*
"That was enough Sakura, enough!" Eunbi begged.
"GIRL, Don't you ever do that again!" Chayeon said. "Its your turn to spin the bottle." Eunbi said then she gave the bottle to Sakura.
Sakura spinned it and it stops to Chaewon.
"Hey!" Chaewon protested.
"Truth or—"
"Truth!" Chaewon responses instantly.
"Uhmm.."
"ask her anything!" Eunbi said.
"Who do you love the most? Minju or Hii-chan?" Sakura asked.
"Whoa, that was too personal!" Chaewon complained while pouting her lips and puffing her cheeks and fidgeting her fingers. "Ehh? I would lie if I say that I love Minju more than Hii-chan.. *ze fidgets her fingers* But I just can't leave Minju-garu behind."
Hii-chan subtlety blushed while Minju smiled. "It's okay Ssamu-chan, I love hii-chan too"
"Ehh!?" All of them cried in disbelief.
"Minju, don't make me hate you!!" Chaewon cried.
"Sorry Ssamu~chi, but the reason why I'm clinging to you because.." then she looks down while blushing... "I want to be close with hii-chan too. She's such a pure soul.."
"Sakura-chan, that's too personal!" Hitomi said.
"But that was the only thing that I have in my mind!"
"Well that was quite a confession" Yena commented while eating an ice cream. "*sighs* Unnies are quite troublesome." Wonyoung said. Hyewon was just watching the whole scene while eating.
"How can you guys still eat when there's a commotion going on?" Yuri asked.
"We can't understand them" Yena said.
Sakura passed the bottle to Chaewon. Chaewon measured the direction where the bottle will stop at Hii-chan then spinned it, but unfortunately..
"YUJIN!" Hitomi cried.
"No! It was supposed to be Hii-chan, what am I going to ask her?"
"Hmmm.. Truth or Dare?"
"Dare.." Yujin said.
"Uhmm.. I want you to kiss Nako on the lips!"
Yujin suddenly flustered. "eh!?"
"Eeehhh Ssamu-chan why ask Yujin to do something fiend and deviant?"
All of them gasps.
"Hii-chan, you're.."
"Oh my gosh, you're homophobic!" Yuri cried.
"She's not, She was just well mannered!" Chaewon defended.
Yujin went to Nako's direction who seemed to have no idea what was happening. "N-Nako~chi.."
"Do it girl!" Minju cheered.
"You already kissed Eunbi-nim and Kkura-chan so it will be easy for you to kiss Nako~chi!" Chaewon cheered.
Yuri and Yena look at each other
"Did we already kissed?" Yuri asked.
"Not until were married." Yena replied. "But you said you cannot marry me.."
"Exactly."
Yuri suddenly pouted and sulks in the corner. Wonyoung got impatient and pushed Yujin to make her miss Nako. Yujin suddenly landed beneath Nako's body and kissed her on the lips.
"oops" Wonyoung said sarcastically.
Hii-chan covered her eyes. "Must unsee.."
Yujin cannot stand on her own, she feels like she's lacking of strength. She just kissed Nako..
Nako pulled out and look away.
"Is it done?" Hitomi asked.
Yujin stands up and spinned the bottle. "Okay then.."
It stops on Hitomi.
"Good job Yujin!" Chaewon then pats her shoulders.
"Now hii-chan, I only accept honest answers. Who do you want to have a date with?"
"Geez, these adults all asked is a date like it was so easy." Wonyoung commented. "You guys are one heck of a drag."
"Wonyoung.." Then Eunbi pinched her cheeks. "What do you know about love?"
"Yeah Wonny, you're only 16." Yena summed up.
"You guysh are shalking abawth sheyting and maraj en shruf like it wash show wisi" Wonyoung said.
"Didn't hii-chan said before during our produce days that she wants to have a date with Minju?" Hyewon asked while eating fries. "And *munches* she thinks Minju is the prettiest girl and she wants to go out and have a me-time with her."
Minju suddenly hugged Hii-chan. "You said that? I always knew you love me!"
"Ehh. Minju-chan, i cant breath.."
"You sure have a big mouth." Sakura commented. "I thought that mouth of yours only has food, but little did I know that it also had some secrets inside."
Hyewon then munched a burger. "it's no stranger for everyone of us that Hii-chan admires Minju's beauty! And Nako-chan wants to date Yena if she was a guy.."
"Geez, what's the point of playing this if we can all know everything from Hyewon.." Wonyoung said. "this game is no fun. Author~chi!"
"You guys aren't following my script, you're always acting on your own. And this is why this story is kind of messed up."
"and you're forgetting me as always." Chayeon said then sulks in the corner.
"Hyewon isn't Gretchen Wieners but she sure knows a lot of secrets. Is that the reason why her hair is—"
Wonyoung didn't continue what she was about to say because Hyewon pinched her.
"Well, atleast me and Hii-chan already dated." Chaewon said.
"Enough! Okay, so I want you all to share your personal thoughts at the moment."
"Ooh, the wise author~nim suggested it.. You go first author nim!" Chaewon said.
"Yeah Author nim, we want to know how you feel about us aside from focusing to Nako and Sakura alone!" Chayeon said.
"Ehh? No!" I protested. "I am the author here and I am in control of your acts! You shan't ask me, the greatest and prettiest author of all such petty questions!"
"But we are privileged to know how does the author feels about us?" Hyewon said while munching a donut.
"Where are you getting all of these foods?" I asked.
"Well I have an unlimited source of supply. I might give you some if you asked me. You seemed pretty hungry there mate." Then winks.
"Don't you ever try to bargain—"
My stomach suddenly growls.
"Well you just can't ignore an empty stomach" then offered me a cheese burger with a milk tea. "I barely share food with everyone and you're pretty lucky that I have shared mine with you. So would you mind telling us about how you feel?"
"Yeah Author, we want an honest answer from you."
"Nope." I said then flees.
"Here she is again, fleeing." Hitomi said then she shrugged her shoulders. "I really want to know how she really feels for the rest of us. We know how she feels about Nako and Sakura since it was her personal favorites, Nako, Yena and Chaewon because it was her biases."
"And She's always forgetting me." Chayeon sulked in the corner again.
"If author can barely manifest her thoughts towards us then perhaps i'll share my pure  thoughts and genuine feeling about everyone.. But first i want you all to open up." Eunbi said.
"Uhmm. Well I am just teasing Ssamu-chan. I know that she likes hii-chan, I like hii-chan too but hii-chan isn't the reason why we're close but because we have a lot of things in common and I still want to discover some things about beyond my knowledge." Minju confessed.
"I thought you mean it." Chaewon cried then hugs Minju. "I do like you too, I will always be there for you in every step of your way!!"
Hitomi just smiled. "At least they're in good terms already. It was the most satisfying thing to see."
Minju went to Hii-chan and hugged her. " But i still love Hii-chan"
"Eeh.. Hitoma.. tell her that you are mine" then pouts.
Hitomi just chuckled out of embarrassment.
"I'll go next, Wonyoung. For all these times, were always together, cried the same tears and watched everything to fell on its pieces and were too young to stop that. We both cried, we shed each others's tears and we ended up sharing the same stage and songs. Our different voices became one and I am just glad that." Then Yujin holds Wonyoung's hands. "You alongside with the rest of the girls has become a part of my life. And I am looking forward for the both of us to pursue our dreams aside from being idols." Then hugged Wonyoung.
"Well, I'm glad that you have the same thoughts as mine Yujin. I will study hard to become a lawyer and will make everyone proud!" Wonyoung said. "I also want to thank you all, especially our leader-nim for looking out and taking care of us. For being a mother figure to us when we are away with our family. Thank you. And to my troublesome unnies, You might be a headache sometimes but I love you guys and I'm gonna miss all of your crazy antics and stuff."
"Wonyoung.." Then Eunbi sniffed.. "Don't make it sound like it's already the end.."
"Hmmm.."
"Oh, Hey Author~nim." Hitomi approached. "How long have you been standing there?"
"Since the beginning of the story you fools." Then stared at Eunbi.
"Author~nim, If izone was put into an end, does that mean our lives here in this world will goes to an end too?" Eunbi asked. "Are you going to stop writing on the next 500 days? Are you going to stop listening to our songs, watching our videos and downloading our photos?"
"Guys, don't treat it like it's the end. I may not be a part of your humble beginnings but I want to be there in the end, to support you in any kind of endeavor that you will pursue in the nearer future. Writing, listening to your music, and supporting you to whatever your further careers will be inside or outside the limelight. That will be my only contribution to everyone. I was one year late for you guys and I have insulted you due to my blissful ignorance. Eunbi, anyone. You don't need to be very vocal about your thoughts to each other. Just by looking into each other's eyes, you all can already tell how significant you are into each other. Even if its already the end of this group, I still want you to hone your skills. I am glad that you are exceeding your limits to continue doing what you love and making people happy while wearing that genuine cloth of modesty. You guys are the real queens, the real deities of this era. You have proved the ignorant side of me wrong and learned a lot from you as a human. As the author and for the behalf of wiz*One, I want you all to know that I am proud and glad to see you all together in one place achieving the same dream. You were once obsessed on reaching the stars up in the sky that you turned yourselves into one. May you all continue to be a good role model to every young children who's looking up to you. That will be all.."
"Author~nim" Then Eunbi cried. "I'm glad to know how you feel."
"Wait.." Sakura said. "Before the mighty author end this story. I have a message to—"
"Quit that and save it for 2021 lass!" I said.
"Well, you know when author~nim's around. I feel like i am the oldest among the siblings and she was the mother."
"Excuse me? You're a year older than me."
"Well, youre always there for us and willing to be accountable for our further mistakes due to our klutziness."
"Even if sometimes, sticking up with you brings no good."
"Okay team, let's play another truth or dare! Put me in the game and this time, please follow the script and no personal questions or dares. Got it?"
"Alright!"
Then here it is, i got lumped into this kind of childish game.