iz*One, ITZY, TWICE and NIZIU cracks and oneshots

Drabbles

Eunbi: Hello guys we're
OT12: IZ*One!
Hitomi: And today you're currently reading
Wonyoung: Our drabbles!
Sakura: It's been a long time since author-nimz thought of a drabble. So stay tuned!
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Nako: Sakura-unnie's hair is short!
Yujin: Just like your height!
Nako: And your lines and screentime on SSOTS.
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Iz*One on pool
Nako: Unnie! Unnie! Help! I'm drowning!
Wonyoung: Relax unnie, it was just a 5 ft pool.
Nako: But i'm 4'9 remember?
-- oooof --
Nako: Sakura-unnie, i have a joke!
Sakura: Make sure it was funny.
Nako: Unnie, what do you call a can opener if it doesnt work?
Sakura: uhmm. pardon?
Nako: A CAN'T OPENER
*drum rolls*
Sakura: I'll .... buy you a TWICE More and More album later, okay?
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Chaeyeon: Hii-chan, what do you think about me?
Hitomi: I don't.
*inserts meme song*
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Iz*One on GC :
Yujin: Ugh i can't believe this day!
Nako: What? What happened?
Yujin: Well i was driving off to somewhere and the sign simply says to go straight liek wtf?? Can't they tell that i'm a gay?
Nako: Omg! That sign sure is homophobic!
Yujin: I know right!!??
Wonyoung: Uhhmm, sorry for interferring but we all know that you can't drive...
* seen by Eunbi and 9 others*
Hitomi: Oh she can drive alright?
Yujin: Yeah! Hii-chan unnie always supports me!!
Yuri: She does?
Hitomi: Yeah, she can drive us crazy you know..
*Admin EUNBI removed Hitomi on the group*
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Sakura trying to be a sweet unnie to Nako and Hitomi.
Sakura: Sakura-unnie has a very big big... for Hii-chan and Nako! Guess what's big? *holding her chest*
Nako: Eunbi's boobs.
Sakura: Bigger than that.
Nako: Jihyo's boobs.
Sakura: Much much bigger than that! *patting her chest for a hint*
Hitomi: Wiz*One's expectation for our contracr extension.
Sakura *dismayed* Hii, you know what is else is short?
Hitomi: Nako's height.
Sakura: Aside from that..
Hitomi: Our contract
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Knowing brothers.
Heechul: Who's the bad girl here?
Yujin: I am *wipes her nose*
Heechul *to the OT11* Do you agree?
OT10 *objecting*
Hitomi: I agree.
Yujin: Hii-unnie *sparkling eyes*
OT10 *in disbelief* Ehhh?? Hii-chan!?
Yena: I am the bad girl her--
Hitomi: Shh! *clear coughs* Yujin is the bad girl right?
Yujin wipes her nose with confidence.
Hitomi: She's the bad girl here cos she's bad at everything!
*inserts savage glass*
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Yena: I'm the richest person on earth!
Hitomi: Sure you are, you can't even afford a cheap wedding ring for Yuri.
Yena: Why you---
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Nako: Unnie can you please cover your eyes for a moment?
Eunbi *closes her eyes*
Nako: What do you see?
Eunbi: Its dark
Nako: That's my world without TWICE.
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Wonyoung: Nako-unnie, Yujin-ssi is asking me for a date, what should i give?
Nako: Well give her a calendar and flee.
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Chowon: Hii-chan, would you slap Eunbi for Five Million won?
Hitomi: No.. i--
Eunbi: Ofcourse she will! Right Hii?
*facepalmed*
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