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Mako : ATTENTION, so you guys know that Miihi's birthday is in 3 days
NiziU : *nods*
Mako : Do you have your gifts prepared?
Nina : Yep, I bought her a pair of heels that has a bunny design
Riku : Omg, me too
Rio : Me three
NiziU : Us too
Mako : ...
Mako : Buy something else
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Mako : Miihi...
Miihi : Yes unnie?
Mako : Why are you painting on the wall?
Miihi : Because Maya said "The World is full of colors."
Maya : YES, BUT WHITE IS A COLOR ALREADY
Miihi : No, I learned in class that it's a shade
Maya : Okay... Just continue painting
Mako : MAYA
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Miihi : Unnie do you find me cute?
Ayaka : No...
Miihi : Why not?
Ayaka : You ARE cute but not just that. You are an incredible girl who lets me depend on her at times I'm struggling. You are someone who wouldn't leave me behind at all cost. Thank you
Miihi : I'M CRYING (ToT)
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Nina : Has anybody seen my-
Mako : Here you go
Nina : Thanks unnie

Rio : Where's my-
Mako : On the top shelf, beside the green container
Rio : Okay, thank you

Miihi : Guys, do you know where-
Mako : It's inside the drawer
Miihi : How did you know?
Mako : Power of a mother
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Mayuka : Can you lend me a hand?
Nina : Okay sure

[later]
Nina : So why are you using my hand to do your make up?
Mayuka : Because you agreed to lending me a hand
Nina : I did but-
Mayuka : But what?
Nina : Nvm, just finish doing your make up
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Mako : What did you eat for breakfast?
Rima : Maya
Mako : ...
Rima : ...
Rima : I meant mayo and bread
Mako : You're still a young woman
Rima : NO, IT'S THE AUTOCORRECT
Mako : But we're talking face to face
Rima : Uhm... just pretend you didn't hear that
Mako : Okay...
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Riku : Miihi, are you an oxygen?
Miihi : Aww, is it because you can't live without me?
Riku : No...
Miihi : Then why?
Riku : You're so small that I can't even see you
Miihi : OH COME ON (T_T)
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Interviewer : What do you watch in youtube?
Mako : Stress Management for an unnie who has 8 chil-
Rio : Mukbang
Maya : Cooking Recipes
Riku : How to create a potion that would make me fly
Ayaka : DIYs
Mayuka : Memes
Rima : Gaming
Miihi : Puppy Videos
Nina : Travel Vlogs I think
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News Reporter : There have been a massive fire, gladly no one was injured
Maya : Is that our-
Mayuka : Yes
Maya : Wha-
Mayuka : I was cooking
Maya : ...
Mayuka : But it was only a toy
Maya : But why-
Mayuka : Let's say I 'accidentally' used a real match instead of the plastic one
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[04' liner playing minecraft]
Rima : *kills zombie*
Miihi : Aw what a cute pig
Rima : *crafts a shield*
Miihi : I don't wanna kill the cow~
Rima : *goes to the nether*
Miihi : The chickens are so fluffy (•ө•)♡
Rima : *beats the game*
Miihi : *starves to death due to innocence*
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*When NiziU were infants*
Rio : Ma-
Mom : Aw she's about to say her first words
Rio : MAYA, WHERE'S THE FOOD?
Mom : Who's Maya? *glares* Did you cheat on me?
Dad : No, I didn't

*some other household*
Maya : Achoo achoo
Mom : Allergies?
Dad : Maybe she's allergic to you
Mom : ...
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Mako : Do you want anything from the grocery?
Nina : I want chocolate, chips, soda, cookies an-
Mako : Okay but where's the money?
Nina : What money?
Mako : To buy all those
Nina : Oh here, use my credit card
Mako : Why does your credit card has Yokoi Rima in it?
Nina : No reason
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Miihi : UWAHHH
Mako : Why is she crying?
Rima : She accidentally stepped on a caterpillar earlier
Miihi : The poor thing, I killed it
Mayuka : I'll find you some caterpillars in the weekend
Miihi : But Mr. Caterpillar won't come back to life ('°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)
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Rio : It's so hot. This is why I hate summer
Nina : It's because I'm here
Rio : ...
Rio : I take it back, I love summer
Nina : Eh?
Rio : I hate you
Nina : EHHH? NANDE?
Rio : You said you're the one who is hot, did you not?
Nina : I did but-
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(Something that happened to me during class)
*NiziU in a class*
Maya : Any more questions?
Nina : I do
Maya : What is it?
Nina : Is Rio-sensei your gf?
Maya : ...
Maya : Goodbye class, that's all for today. You'll have -50, Nina
Nina : It was a dare by Rima-sensei
Maya : -100
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Rio : I want eggs~
Rima : I could give you some but-
Rio : What is it?