Yujin: Hyi-jjang unnie, your hair color looks cute on you!
Hitomi: Why thank--
Yujin: You look like a dumpling!
Hitomi: *smiles* You know what's shorter than our contract? My patience
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Wonyoung to Yujin: You're not a fruit but you're the apple in my eye.
Yujin to Wonyoung: Your lips are not pineapples but its juicy *lipbite*
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Nako: Well eunbi-unnie, its just the theee of us.
Eunbi: Three? But there's only two of us.
Nako: Yep, me, you and the walls you have built between us.
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Chaeyeon: You're not coffee but i need you.
Sakura: You're not coffee but you're so hot that it makes me sweat.
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Wonyoung: Nako-unnie, Yujin-ssi is asking me for a date. What should i do?
Nako: Well give her a calendar and flee.
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Wonyoung: You're not Wondergirls but "I want Nobody Nobody but you" *winks*
Yujin: You're not BTS but "I NEED YOU GIRL!"
Nako: You girls are not 2ne1 but "I don't caaa~aaare". Outta my way losers!
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Yujin: Lavie En Rose is Red, Violeta is Blue, Hitomi is still small, so what's new?
Hitomi: Roses are Red, Violet is blue, If Ahn Yujin keeps being cheeky on me, I'll kill her.
Yujin: Where's the rhyme? That's invalid.
Hitomi: 𝗜 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗻𝗼 𝗿𝘂𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗞𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘆𝗼𝘂. 𝗦𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗽𝗿𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴.
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