iz*One, ITZY, TWICE and NIZIU cracks and oneshots

Twice*Zone presents : DIET

And the Twice*Zone SAGA continues..
It was just another day and Iz*One's second week on JYP.
Sakura was practicing some dance with Mina
"Am i doing good now, unnie?" Sakura said while trying to practice her choreography on a mirror.
"That's all for now." Her japanese senpai said.
Sakura breathes deeply.
"You're doing good." Then smiled and threw a Pocari Sweat on Sakura. Sakura flawlessly catched it.
(Hello! Park Jihyo here! This story is sponsored by Twice and
Ot6: POCARI SWEAT!!)
"Are your practices were always like this?" Sakura asked then drinks her water.
"Well, i can't quite say." Mina naively replied and drinks.
"I thought Twice's dance steps were easy but i didn't know that you have to get into a lot of practice just to make it perfect."
Mina just smiled.
"I hope Hii-chan is not pushing herself too hard."
"Now that you mentioned it.." Mina said. "Why is she slim? Like, she's so slim? Is she starving herself?"
Sakura was speechless.
"Are you letting her starve like that?"
"N-no! She has a condition called Anorexa nervousa.." Sakura explained. "It really worries me that she's skipping a meal just to practice.." then looks down. "Her eating disorder started last year. Looking at her now.. I can tell that it's getting worse.."
Mina was just looking at her.
Meanwhile
"Hii-chan, take a small break for a while."
Hii-chan relentlessly perfecting the choreography that momo shows her awhile ago.
"Hii.."
"I am still having flaws unnie.." She said while trying to make her choreographies faster. "And besides, i need to prove everyone why am i the dancing machine!!" then smiled but Momo holds her shoulders. "But you still need a break. Even machines overheats and needs one too you know" then winks.
"Oh we're right on time!" Jihyo alongside with Jeongyeon, Nayeon, Mina and Sakura who's bringing some food says.
"That's so nice of you guys!" Momo said while wiping her sweat.
"Hmm.." then Mina stared at them for a moment. "Based on the amount of sweat that's dripping on your foreheads, None of you havent took a rest yet. Correct?"
Hitomi and Momo just looked at each other.
"Well?" Jihyo summed up.
"Hmm?" Jeongyeon and Nayeon said in unison.
"Hii-chan?" Sakura asked.
"Well, we took a short minute break." Momo said in an awkward tune.
Mina starts raising an eyebrows, Momo suddenly quivered in fear.
"G-geez!"
"Unnie, what's going on?" Hii-chan whispered.
Mina's eyes suddenly starts flaring.
"Momo didn't i tell you about taking a one hour break?" Mina asked.
"B-but U-unnie! It was my--"
Hii-chan's sentence was cut short when she noticed Sakura's flaring eyes.
"Hii-chan, didn't i tell you about refraining yourself from overpracticing?"
"S-sakura-unnie, not you too!!"
Momo and Hii-chan hugged each other in despair as they both saw their leaders giving them menacing glare.
"Geez" Jeongyeon said in a whisper tone. "I didn't know that Mina has a scary side. I thought she was calm and patience."
"She's more scarier than Jihyo.." Nayeon replied in a whisper tone. Jihyo glared at them both. "Saying something?"
"N-no!" Both of them said in unison.
Mina and Sakura prepared a lot of food.
"Eat!" The two japanese leaders said in unison.
"Especially you Hii-chan, you're always skipping your meal just to practice! There's always a time for that!" Sakura cried.
"S-sakura unnie, Mina-unnie.." then Hitomi bows down. "I apologize. You don't have to nag Momo unnie. It's all my fault! I insist her to practice with me!"
"Hii.." Momo muttered.
"I want to be as good as her. I want to exceed my limits! Unnie! Gomenasai!!"
Mina and Sakura looks at each other.
Sakura sits down and holds Hii-chan's shoulders. "Hii-chan, i do understamd what you're aiming to be. I know that you want to be the greatest center and brought pride to our country but you need a rest. Look at you, you have lost a massive amount of weight!" Sakura suddenly cried. "As a leader of this unit, I cannot let your health on risk just .."
Mina massages Sakura's shoulders. Sakura just wiped her tears and smiles. "Sorry about that. Hii-chan, please eat and take a long rest. Momo-unnie, sorry for that." Then bows down.
"Well mentoring Hii-chan is an honor but i never expect her to be this aggresive."
"But still, your punishment starts Now!"
"M-mina, unnie!!!"
"I said now!!"
Both of Momo and Hitomi starts eating.
"You have a very soft spot for your co-japanese members." Mina said.
"Well, they're not just any AKB/Iz*One co-members, they're my comrades." Then looks at Mina. "And i am always willing to put an account if there's ever a bad thing happens to both of them. I have take this responsibility and promised their parents to take care of them."
"Hii-chan, before you leave this entertainment, i want you to gain more weight again." Mina said. "My challenge for you is to kill that murderous dietary routine of yours. Eat, Excercise and Practice. Momo, will you assist her?"
"On it, Leader-nim!"
"But--"
"No more buts Hii-chan. Just do what Mina-unnie ordered." Then winks.
"Well now that the four japs are here." Jihyo said then turns around. "Where's the vocal-nims?"
"Now that you mentioned it, i havent seen them either. They're not on the Studio." Jeongyeon said.
"Hii! We'll practice after this, don't worry!" Momo said in a whisper tone while chewing her food.
Hitomi just thumbs up.
"Ahem" both Mina and Sakura said. The two japanese dancers smiled awkwardly and continued eating.
Meanwhile..
"Sana unnie, sana unnie!"
Sana was doing a solo vocal lesson on her room when Nako arrives.
"Yes Nako?" She asked then smiled sweetly. "I told you to meet me ob Studio later."
Nako looks down and fidgeted her foot. "I was just uhmm.." then handed her a scratch paper.
Sana removes her glasses then read what's on thr paper. "Oh, you re-composed one of our tracks, eh? Cool."
"It's one of my favorite, Sana-unnie. I really appreciate this song. It somehow uplifts my mood especially when i'm feeling down."
Sana just stared on her fellow japanese member and smiled.
*knock knock*
"The door's open!" Sana said.
"Hey.." Mina approached. "Aren't you going to take your lunches already?"
"We still havent practiced our vocals together." Sana said. "And Nako has--"
Nako suddenly grabbed the paper from Sana and hides it. "Let's go and grab our lunch with them unnie!"
"Nako? Can you show me what's with that paper?" Mina asked.
"Just.."
Sana holds her shoulders and gently grabs the paper from her. "She re-composed one of our song.. for us." Then winks at Nako. Nako awkwardly blushed then looks down.
"A song huh?" Mina said then reads the paper. "Neat." She commented. "I love your composition."
"W-well. It wasn't good enough.. I only put a little of the english that i learned--"
"What are you talking about?" Then she sits with Nako. "It's beautiful. It has nothing but pure poetry, an masterpiece by a real genius."
"Wow, what do you even know about poetry Minari?" Sana teased.
"Well, Nako knows how to compose some good english lyrics. That's why she's usually alone, holding her guitar while writing some lyric." Sakura who arrives on the scene said with Jihyo.
"T-that's too much of a compliment Sakura-unnie.." then she playfully scratches her head.
"She write songs eh? Guess we have that in common." Jihyo commented then winks. Nako blushed like a tomato then looks down.
"By the way, who's keeping an eye on Momo and Hii-chan?" Mina asked.
"Well, we asked Jeongyeon and Nayeon to guard them for awhile.."
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"Aren't we done with the sit ups yet? Geez i'm so done with this." Hitomi complained.
"Minari says Thirty minutes. It's only been five minutes you know." Jeongyeon said.
"But geez, we're tired!" Momo protested. "This ain't gonna take us anywhere!"
"That's what you get for overpracticing! You do know how absolute Mina's words are right? Overpracticing and not taking a good rest is one thing that minari despise the most.." Nayeon said. "So move those lazy asses of yours!"
"Absolute you say? Is it more absolute than Jihyo's words?" Jeongyeon asked.
"In this J-unit, Mina is the leader, duh." Then Nayeon sips her Pocari sweat that she grabbed from the fridge.
(Hello! Tzuyu here! This story was brought to you by Pocari sweat and
Dahyun, Chaeyoung, Tzuyu: TWICE!
Tzuyu: Author-nim! Aren't we going to appear on the screen yet?"
"Be patience you foolish brat!"
Dahyun: We want to appear now--
*slaps Dahyun with bible*
Dahyun: The disrespect for using that holy book to slap me *rubs her head*)
"And besides, Mina's leadership effectivity will lapse next week so let's just ride along with her leadership antics and let her discipline her co-jLines in a native Jamerican way!" Nayeon said.
"Jamerican?"
"Japanese x American, duh."
"That's quite unfair!" Both of Hii-chan and Momo said in unison.
"Quit yapping and continue working!"
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"I can say that they're probably having the hardest times on their lives." Jihyo said.
"Well? The food's waiting on the kitchen." Jihyo said. "Tzuyu and the others prepared for it."
"Now that you mentioned it.."
Nako and Sakura's stomach suddenly growls.
"That stomach growls calls for lunchie!" Mina said then they all went to the kitchen.
"Wait a minute? What about Hii-chan and Momo-unnie?" Nako asked.
"Well, they took theirs earlier and currently having a slight or a little push ups." Mina answered with a gentle voice and smiles.
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"Not another thirty minute of the same stuff!!!" Momo cried while doing some push ups with Hitomi
"This is murder Unnie!" Hitomi protested.
Jeongyeon slaps them both with newspaper.
"That's what Mina tasked you girls to do!" Then she checked the task list "After that you guys will do--"
Momo and Hii-chan flinched.
--
"Unnie, what took you so long!? The lunch that we prepared is getting cold!" Chaeyoung scolded.
"Sorry" Mina said then playfully scratches her head. "But it still smells good."
"Unnie, making the food wait is a bad habit you know?" Chaeyoung said.
"Well, let's not make the food wait for anylong. Let's eat!" Jihyo said then takes her seat.
Everyone prayed for their meal first and eat.
"By the way unnie.." Tzuyu said while chewing her food.
"Tzuyu, eating when your mouth's full is another bad habit." Dahyun said then takes a sip on her soup. "That's one of the basic eating etiquettes, you should know that."
*gulps* "Unnie, where's Hii-chan and Momo-unnie?"
"AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!"
A high pitched cry coming outside the kitchen suddenly appeared.
"Speaking of.." Jihyo just said.
"Jeongyeon-unnie, Nayeon-unnie! You guys are cruel!" A voice from the outside cried.
"That's bun bun!"
"So they're planning to skip their excercise eh?" Mina calmly said.
"This..is..bad.." Chaeyoung said then closed her eyes. "I don't want to see this!"
"What's going on?" Dahyun asked out of curiosity.
"I have no idea, but you better cover your ears and close your eyes for safety precaution. Look at Mina-unnie.."
all of them checked the commotion and saw two of the Hyungs chasing down both Momo and Hii-chan.
"It has only been 2 minutes! Mina is definitely going to kill you both!" Jeongyeon cried while running.
"Not just us! She'll kill us as well! You don't know Mina when she's totally mad!"
"Now i know why you guys are the vocalist!" Hii said while running. "Because you guys looks singing even if you guys are annoyingly screaming!!"
Momo laughs.
"Nice one Hii.." then high fives with Hitomi.
"Quit running yo and continue your exercise!" Nayeon cried.
"But running is a part of exercise too! To boost up your flexibility!" Hitomi said then she runs faster with Momo.
"Don't--"
Mina storms out and appeared to get into their way Just when the four of them was about to pass down the kitchen.
"M-minaaaarii!!!" Momo said while trying to stop herself from running but she ended up tripping off alongside with the three.
"You guys.."
Chaeyoung just made a sign of the cross gesture.
"Hitomi..Momo.." Mina just said *inserts Dark face*
"M-mina!" Momo then stands up. "Hey! Are you trying to murder us!?"
"Momo.. didn't i tell you to follow my orders?" Then glares.
Mina suddenly steps back.
"Momo-unnie!!"
"Hii-chan" a creepy voice from behind her said. Hitomi trembles as she turns around. "S-sakura-unnie.."
"I smell trouble.." Jeongyeon said.
"Jeongyeon-unnie, Nayeon-unnie.." a creepy voice behind them said.
"But i smell deeper trouble than that." Nayeon said then she suddenly trembles in fear. "N-not you too, J-Jihyo.."
The three leaders suddenly glared to their members while slowly crawling to them like zombies..
"T-This is bad.."
The four of them just hugged each other and cried. "WE'RE DOOMED!!"
"Dahyun, did you close your eyes already?" Chaeyoung asked.
"I can't hear you."
"Let's just peacefully eat and pretend nothing is happening from outside." Tzuyu just said.
"Leaders are so troublesome." Sana said.
Nako was just peacefully eating.
Meanwhile..
"Why do we have to be lumped in this!? This is all your fault Momo and Hitomi!" Jeongyeon complained. All of them are doing a one hundred push ups.
"Eeeeh! I want to go home now!!" Nayeon cried. "This isn't what i have planned for today!!"
"This is so not cool! Mina!!" Momo cried.
"Unnie!!" Hitomi cried. "Have mercy on me!!"
"Nope." The three leaders said in unison.
"Waaaahhhh!!" The four of them cried.
"Stop crying and continue working your asses!!" Jihyo commanded.
Little did they know, the remaining five members are eavesdropping.
"J-jihyo-sama.. she's scary.." Nako said then looks away.
"She isn't called "God Jihyo" for nothing." Dahyun said. "Even if it sounds blasphemous.."
"Poor Momo, Poor Hii-chan, Poor Jeongyeon, Poor Nayeon-unnie.." Sana just said. 
"The five of you there.."
all of them turns around.
"M-Mina?! H-how..?"
"Do you want to join them as well?"
"N-no.. Well, gotta go and practice, bye!" Sana said then runs with Nako.
Mina stares at Chaeyoung, Mina and Tzuyu..
"W-we.. uhmm.." Chaeyoung said then scratches her cheeks.. "H-hey guys, l-let us do some.. you know.. chores.."
"G-good idea!" Tzuyu agreed then all of them runs.