iz*One, ITZY, TWICE and NIZIU cracks and oneshots

Author's thoughts

*wonders around*
IZ*One wasn't found.
"Thank goodness. Okay goodevening folks! This is Author-nim. As you can see, some of my translations didn't end well like Colors (yeah i got to admit, it somehow does not correlate with its original english translation and i had trouble fixing or arranging its lines) Now, i just finished writing an english lyric for With*One but i am not going to show it here because i haven't heard the full track. And sorry guys if my story ever bores you well, i write to manifest my thoughts and to refrain myself from overthinking. I do not fully support any of Iz*One's ships (except to my biases's main ships and stuff) and i want to focus on the twelve of them because we wouldn't be here without the WHOLE 12 of them, not just the 10 of them but the WHOLE 12 of them, okay? I am not prohibiting you to have biases or so but always remember to include Hitomi Honda and Nako Yabuki as a part of Iz*One, okay?"
Yena: That was sweet author-nim.
"Ahh yena, what a surprise."
Sakura: I always knew you're fair when it comes to 12 of us but i am always your favorite.
"Sakura, this isnt a type for a joke and you faggots should start practicing"
Hitomi: But we are here to hear your thoughts about our snippets.
"You sure know how to appear out of nowhere you know"
Hitomi *peace sign*
"Whatever, all of you, you can come out now"
Sakura: Honestly author-nim, there's just a three of us. We want to hear your thoughts.. about everything.
"What everything?"
Yena: The concept, the ideal, the tracks, everything.
"Well, if you're asking me about the tracks, my favorite is SSS because Nako and Sakura wrote it and i can feel that this is their upcoming era"
Sakura: I always knew i am your favorite, 'thor-nimz *winks*
Yena and Hitomi *cringes* Eww..
Hitomi: It will be more gross if Author-nim winks back.
"Shut up cutiepie"
Hitomi: Not a cutiepie anymore.
"Do an aegyo."
Hitomi: Not unless you're Chaewon-unnie.
Yena: But she looks like Chaewon.
Hitomi *looks at me* In eyes and lips, yes but she's still an old hag.
"HITOMA! Say it back! I don't look like an old hag!"
Hitomi *greets* Annyeong Chaewon-unnie!
Sakura: Hey chaewon! Did you hear Author-nim? I am her favorite!
Chaewon: Whatever, Hitoma, how rude of you to agree that i look like an old woma--
*Slaps her with glamour magazine*
"I don't look like you too, tiger"
Yena: Isn't that your 5th grade nickname?
"Its Thunder"
Yena: Whatever,we want to hear your thoughts.
"What for? It wasn't fully released yet kindly wait for my response on June 15--"
Sakura: But you heard the snippets! You should have atleast a violent reaction! Sinc--
"Sakura, i am not someone whom you can call with that name. Honor me as the writer of this whole series with nothing but you guys violaing my one and only rule to FOLLOW MY EFFIN SCRIPT!"
Hitomi: Just so you know, we're not just a character of this petty story to you know. We are Iz*One! We didn't undergo through rigorous training and critics just to be used by you.
Chaewon: Good job roasting that old lady Hitoma!
"Since you have said those, i am not giving my response, hmp!"
Sakura slaps both Hitomi and Chaewon.
Sakura: Shut up you two! Let the honorable Author-nim manifest her thoughts about our snippets.
"Okay, i cannot base on just snippets alone. But like what i have said, SSS is my kind of stuff. The vibe of its both version hits differently, especially the Japanese track, it was a banger. An elemental combination of both Japanese native song and Kpop's modern sound. It was an immaculate good song compare to Buenos Aires which is a garbage."
Yena: So much shade for Buenos Aires.
Sakura: I have to agree with her.
Hitomi: Why? Well if you asked me, it seems that they just combined the AKB and Kpop and didnt end well.
Sakura: Because author-nim said so!
Chaewon: Normie.
Sakura: I am not!
"Shut up!"
Yena *writing what i just said* What about the concept? What can you say about its overall concept?
"Well the concept seems a little flashy and similar to Momoland's Starry Night. I hate how Nako was placed behind that no one can barely see her tho Hitomi's collarbone sure kills, Yena looks fabolously awesome, Sakura's visuals radiates the most.. well you all look great..
Yena: And Chaewon there looks like you when you were in Acquaintance party, 6 years ago.
*Menacingly Smiled*
"Do you still want to hear my opinion about it?"
Yena: Y-yes mam!
"*clear coughs* Like what i have said, it looks elegant, it was beyond my expectation. I was expecting a little flowery concept but you served a different dish. I am thankful for that. And the Ssambang, NakKura and PpangJin crumbs ofcourse, and that legendary water dance tho i want to see Hitomi or Nako reign an era. I also expect them to shine on this also to have more lines since they contributed a lot to this"
Sakura: Me too. I am expecting Hii and Nako too 'thor-nimz.
"I am expecting Hitomi to rap to be honest. I prefer Rappertomi, Center Tommi and a Girl crush tommi since i kind of think that Hitomi can slay in every categories but since i am not the management then my opinions and thoughts are not valid."
Yena: It is valid that's why i am asking you.
"So just hear my full explanation and ranking one day after the release of your album. Stream More and More by Twice guys."

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