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Iz*One ERB part II

"Okay, Goodmorning Homosexuals! Today we have our very special guest, one of the biggest girlgroup members who just released their single "More and More" last week, please welcome TWICE!!"
*inserts TWICE entering the scene*
OT9: Annyeong Hasseyo! We are TWICE!
"Hello TWICE!"
Jihyo: Good day author-nim!
"It's a pleasure to have you here on my special chapter dedicated to my wiz*Once fans"
Nayeon: Why Thank you 'nim.
"Where was I—-"
Yena suddenly appeared out of nowhere.
Yena: EXCUSE ME WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM FOR THE HOTTEST RAP BATTLE OF THE HISTORY!
"Really yena? In my own show?"
Hitomi: Just so you know, this isn't yours, It's Iz*One and you're just a writer.
Nako: and you can't even do your job right, you old woman!
Sana:. Nako! That's rude!
Momo: Hii-chum! Glad to see you here! *looks around* What's the fuss? I mean, what's going on? Why are you here and what's with the rap battle?
The remaining Iz*One members appeared except Eunbi.
"Okay? This was kind of disrespecting so I'm outta—"
Sakura suddenly grabs my hand.
Sakura: No author-nimz! You'll stay here and watch this whole savagery!
"Jesus Chris—-"
Dahyun: HEY! Stop calling that holy name for blasphemy, author-nim!
Jihyo: 'Thor-nim? Are they always like this?
"They're kids, mediocre and inexperienced so it's okay."
Yena: Who are you calling inexperienced, author-nim?!
Mina: Excuse me but she also said "Mediocre"
Yena: What's a mediocre?
*facepalmed*
"I don't know either"
Chaeyoung: If it is a rap battle then *ze wears shade* Okay party people, step aside cos the greatest rap battle of all time is about to happen!
Tzuyu *facepalmed* Not you too Chae..
Jeongyeon: Well guess that we should watch the whole thing. It looks fun. Look at those kids..
"Where's Eunbi, by the way?"
Yuri: Uhmm with Chowon-unnie.
"Perfect I'm going to cont—-"
Sakura: Hey hey hey, author-nimmz *pinches my cheeks* Just because I am your favorite that doesn't mean I would let you spoil the whole fun.
Hyewon: Let her go sakura, I have her phone already. *looks at my phone* Ssambang as your locksreen eh? Sweet.
"Hey gimme that—-"
Yena covers my mouth and pushed me to the front.
Chaeyoung: From the pink Corner, What is author-nim's real name again?
Hyewon: Its Vanne Mari Sinclair Elliott- Eūhara aka Author-nim!
"It was pronounced as "Vin" and "Wehara!"
Chaeyoung: Whatever author-nim! Who will be author-nim's opponent? Anyone?
Chaewon: I would love to but I have done that with Nako already.
Jihyo *looks at Nako* You what?
Nako: It was just a joke unnie!
Hitomi: I'll go!
"Hey that's —-"
Yena: I'll go too!
"Nah, I forfeit! Don't lump me into this kind of nonsense."
Momo: You sure is confident to go after Author-nim eh? *elbowing Hii-chan*
Hitomi: Author-nim doesn't know how to rap. And she sounds too nasal when she's rapping.
Chaewon: Yeah she was just good at writing rhymes but she can't spit bars like Yena, Hitomi or Minju.
Chaeyoung: Author-nim, since you forfeit, mind to pick two for the next contenders?
"Okay?"
Nayeon suddenly enters the scene bringing a bowl with full of papers. I mindlessly pick the first two and gave it to Chaeyoung.
Chaeyoung *gasps* So author-nim picked Sakura Miyawaki vs. wait.. Jang Won Young?
OT12 of Iz*One *gasp in disbelief*
Wonyoung: Me? Against Kkura-unnie?
Chaeyeon: That paper sure is rigged.
Hitomi: Much exactly like the results.
*gasps*
"Hii-chan that was beyond the borderline"
Chaewon: But it's true.
"I can't remember seeing you on the OG line up as well Ssamu"
Minju: Whatever author-nim! Just start this battle!
Yujin: Wonyo!!
Chaeyeon: Sakura!
Yena: Give me your bet guys.
Dahyun: 100 won for —
*Jihyo hits them both*
Nako: I go for Saku-unnie, here's our bet.. *then drops her money*
Yena *hugs Nako* I always knew I can count on you!
Hitomi and Yuri facepalmed.
Chaeyoung: Sakura, Wonyo, are you girls ready?
Sakura and Wonyo just stared into each other.
Sana: Odd, a 15 year old? And a 22 year old.
Mina: I hope this ends well..
Jeongyeon: Its not that i am meddling but I can feel that they have a beef.. in personal.. for real.
Dahyun: Judging by the look on their faces, I think it's only Wonyo.
Jihyo: I'll just watch the whole scene.