Maya: I hate my last name!
Mako: Why?
Maya: Because its not your last name
Mako: Awe *cuddles Maya*
Nina: Guys, i know you're madly inlove with each other but please not in front of my freaking salad!
***
Rima: Hey Mayuka!
Mayuka: What is it?
Rima: You look pretty today *winks*
Mayuka: Who cares *rolls her eyes*
( a few moments later )
Mayuka: Emegeerd! Riku! you would not believe this but Rima just said i look pretty today, i---
Riku: That's enough now, we're eating.
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Rio: Nina is too tall for me to kiss her, what should i do?
Mayuka: Punch her in the stomach! and kiss her when she doubles in pain.
Rima: Tackle her!
Miihi: Tackle her!
Ayaka: Dump her!
Maya: Kick her!
Nina: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN!
***
Miihi *learning english* Nina, what does "Friends with benefits" means?
Nina: A very special type of friendship.
Miihi: Like ours?
Nina *chokes*
****
Rio: Maya are you inlove with Mako?
Maya: No silly! Why would i?
Rio: But you keep on writing M+M in hearts everywhere...
Maya: Oh it is a reminder for everyone to stream more plus more by Twice-baenims!
Rio: In hearts?
Maya: Because i love TWICE!
Rio: Yeah sure but isn't it More and More?
Maya:
Rio:
Mako *arrives* Hello everyone! What did i missed?
****
Nina: Maya-unnie, why are you naked?
Maya: I don't have any clothes
Nina *opens the closet* Sure you do! you have pants, skirts, shirts, oh hey Mako-unnie, that sk---wait a second--
Mako: Nina, you're grounded!
***
Riku: Miihi, how do you define "Beauty"?
Miihi: Beauty is in the eye of whoever is looking at me
(Meanwhile)
Nayeon: That's my girl! i taught you well! yeah! that's my daughter!
Jeongyeon: Isn't she "Our" daughter?
*******
Mayuka: Why are you looking at me like that?
Riku: Maybe because she likes you..
Rima: I don't like her! I love her! Get it?
**
Miihi: I'm home!
Mako: Welcome back sweetie! Tell us what you learned at school today.
Miihi: I learned that i shouldn't be there anymore.
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Ayaka: Hey lia-unnie!
Yuna *looks back*
Ayaka: Ayy! Yuna-unnie! I thought you're Lia-unnie.
Yuna: Well, you are what you eat..
Ayaka:
Yuna:
Lia and the rest of ITZY:
(Meanwhile)
Nina: What did she just ----
Mako: Pretend that you didnt hear a thing.
Miihi: Even if we did, we always hear you and Maya-unnie growling every night---
Maya: No dinner for tonight! I am not going to cook!
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Mako: what is the hardest thing to say?
Maya: I love you.
Rio: I need you.
Riku: I want you.
Ayaka: I was wrong.
Mayuka: I'm sorry.
Rima: Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism
Miihi: Otorhinolaryngologist
Nina: worcestershire sauce.
******
Nina: Miihi and I are no longer friends.
Miihi: That's literally the worse way to say we're dating.
***
Mayuka: Is there a word that's a mix of between angry an sad.
Riku: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated---
Rima: Smud
***
Rio: Nina what are you doing?
Nina: Naming the stars after the people i love
Rio: Do i get the sun?
Nina: No, you get the solar system *winks*
********
Nina: Sorry maya-unnie, i called you by accident.
Maya: No worries, i also had you by accident.
Nina:
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Nina: Does Lightning McQueen has car insurance? Or life insurance?
Riku: Who cares?
Riku: I'm not even listening to you
(few hours later)
Riku *lie awake in bed* darn that kid
****
Yuna: Were you even jealous of Mako and Maya?
Ayaka: Were you even jealous of Yeji-unnie and Lia-unnie?
Yuna:
Ayaka:
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