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kiss me, don't insult me! | midoriya

pairing: midoriya izuku x fem!reader

warning: fluffffffff

word count: no idea, seems like less than 500

a/n: this is for the mission one: green challenge for the secret santa thing LMAOOOOOO super late but hush hush, I like it and thought it was cute 🥺 and yes this was done on my phone so it a different format

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"Do you think we need more tinsel?"

You looked down at the floor that couldn't be seen by the mass amount of tinsel that littered the floor. While out holiday decoration shopping you had gone a little too crazy with how much tinsel you needed. So now, on a Wednesday night, wearing an ugly christmas sweater and leggings you pouted at your husband who was grinning widely.

"I think this is a perfect amount, 'zuku," you huff as you gather the tinsel in your arms. "It's much easier having too much than too little! So don't look at me like i'm a goddess when we have the perfect amount of tinsel for the house!"

"That and every house on the neighborhood," Izuku teases as he helps you gather as much of the tinsel in your arms. "I think you'll make the house look amazing, sweetheart."

You scoff as a smile warms on your face as Izuku brushes his thumbs against your cheeks. "Don't patronize me," you sass as he laughs lowly.

"I wouldn't ever dream of it," Izuku says as he presses a kiss to your forehead. "But let's get started, I bet I can set up the tree and the christmas lights before you're done with the tinsel?"

"Bet!" You yell immediately turning in your heel to take off to the staircase.

"I didn't say start!"

"Neither do the villains!"

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You panted as you sat on the couch, somehow you had managed to use the twelve jumbo sized tinsel around the house, much to Izuku's disbelief.

"I... I won!" You cheered as Izuku chuckled as he placed another ornament on the tree.

"Only because I fell off that ladder," Izuku retorted. "This is the last ornament though, want to put it up?"

Sighing, you pushed yourself to your feet and trudged over to your husband who held an ornament in his hand that you couldn't make out. When you stretched out your hand to take it, Izuku used his taller height to hold it well above your head.

"Midoriya Izuku!" You exclaim as you slam your forehead against his chest. "I get that you're taller than me, but you don't have to rub it in!"

"Look up, love," Izuku laughs as you groan. Your eyes travel upward and lock on the fake mistletoe.

"You're so dumb," you giggle as you shake your head. "Why are you putting the mistletoe in the tree?!"

"Rude, you're supposed to kiss me don't insult me!" Izuku laughs as you roll your eyes.

"Alright, lover boy," you laugh as you pull him down into a sweet embrace.

Your lips moving delicately over his as he pulls you close, his hands resting against your waist as eventually the kiss breaks.

"Merry Christmas," Izuku whispers.

"I love you."