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'aye shawty, your man around?' | multiple hc's

anon asked: Hi! I'm not sure if your ask box is still open or not, but I was wondering if I could make a request. I would appreciate if you wrote a head canon with Kaminari, Bakugou, and Kirishima with a girlfriend that pulled a prank on them. There's a TicTock prank going around where girls would record their boyfriend's reaction to a fake audio of a guy face timing them saying, "Ah Shottie is your boyfriend still around?". I just thought it would be hilarious to see their reaction.

i couldn't resist, fuck. original anon later asked for shouto's reaction too, and if you havent seen it yet, this is the. tfw you need to be writing smut and packing and not this crack shit ugh

bakugou, kirishima, kaminari, todoroki x reader

warnings: well, cursing, jealousy, and uh smuttish because im a whore

bakugou katsuki

— the reason why you decide to use this sound with your boyfriend is because – to put it kindly – he gets distracted. he's forever on the go, a one mind track sorta guy, and while you admire it, it does tend to interrupt things or have you put as second best

— which you really don't mind for the most part but sometimes you need attention

— so after a failed attempt of getting bakugou's attention while he's threatening to end sero's life because he's trying to see if he hangs off the edge of his tape over a blazing fire he would survive

— but it's four hours into this convo so youre done

— pulling up the audio, you play it: "aye shawty, is your boyfriend around?"

— his entire spine slams straight from his position a few scoots over from you

— you don't even have time to gage his reaction because he's suddenly on you, ripping your phone from your grip mouth raging, teeth bared, veins flaring. but of course, its just a video

— his eyes go wide when you sees your awkwardly giggling form, and you swear you see steam emitting from his ears

— "so you're fucking other men?" he'll growl dropping your phone by your leg. "ill teach you what fucking happens when you have dumb extras on your mind."

kirishima eijirou

— now you would do this on kirishima solely for the prank aspect, not really to get his attention, but just to see how he reacts

— but you lowkey wish you didn't the second that the audio plays

— this baby is going to snap his head towards you with the biggest pair of doe eyes you've ever seen, his teeth tugging at his lip because fuck that means he's not being a good enough man for you – he's not manly enough to take care of you correctly

— immediately you scream that it's a prank

— jump on his lap, play the audio over and over again, show him your call logs, show him the different videos using the same audio until he's positive that it really is just a prank

— his arms will wrap around your waist finally, his nose buried into your neck while he breathes in your scent

— "for a second there, I thought I wasn't good enough for you, y/n... I hope that if that's ever the case you'll let me know. I'm supposed to be a good boyfriend, and it's not manly of me if you're not happy."

— you take his face in your hand, love and guilt burning into your skin

— "you know that I love you ei, so fucking much, and trust me, you're the manliest man I know!"

— seal it with a sweet kiss because you really did him dirty

kaminari denki

— you already know why you pulling this audio out on him: you're bitter that he's playing video games, and while you normally can find yourself curled on his lap because he definitely lets you sit there when he plays, you want more attention than this

— so three hours after him saying "just five more minutes, I promise, babe" you think that your patience is fairly spent

— tapping your fingers against your phone you call for him one more time wanting him to come over, but still, he doesn't

— so without a doubt of hesitation you play the audio

— he doesn't react until the very last line

— and oh god, you've never seen kaminari move that fast

— the headphones on his ears are ripped off, his body tackling yours on the bed demanding for the man to "identify" himself. but of course there is no response, just a confused look on his face, and an annoyed pout on your face

— "what the hell, babe?!" kaminari asks obviously confused by the entire ordeal

— "its been three hours," you snap, your eyes trying to remain cold, but your desperation for attention is easily beating you

— a sly smirk falls on his face when he presses his nose against yours, "and does my love need attention?"

— "obviously," you practically spit, slamming your mouth against his

todoroki shouto

— the two of you were just laying about, it was still the initial part of your relationship and you were stupidly curious as to how shouto would act with jealousy.

— while not emotionless, he's definitely no emotionally bastard, so one day when he's laying against your stomach, mindlessly scrolling through his phone, you play the audio

— now, you weren't sure what to expect, but you definitely didn't expect to see his eyes snap on you, silent, daring, and murky with bitter anger

— he will push your phone from your hand and press his lips against yours into quite the vigorous kiss that leaves your lips red and bruised

— turning his attention from your gapping jaw to your phone he freezes just as you are frozen from his passionate kiss to the frozen screen showing the obvious prank

— you can see the tip of his ears turn red when he stays still, unable to face you it seems

— "was that a–" he says slowly, his ears gradually darkening in color

— "yeah," you breath, tugging him back down for the same fiery intense kiss, your body demanding more from him, and slowly, with whispers of encouragement, he'll provide