Our Girl

Sexy Back

'Wait here!' He said. 'I'll be right back.' He Said.

"Be right back my ass." I grumble.

I've been waiting in this car for over 40 minutes for him to return and now I'm not only tired and hungry, but I'm annoyed.

I also may have to use the bathroom.

After mulling it over for a few more minutes I decide to get out of the car and head in the same direction he did.

The sound of laughter filled the evening air and the fact that I was stuck in the passenger seat of a black mustang while he was having the time of his life pissed me off even more. Well, the fact I decided to sit in the car instead of just getting out pissed me off even more.

I rounded the back of the house and there he was, soda in hand.

"Who is that?"

Everyone followed his gaze and I suddenly had six pair of eyes staring at me.

"Dibs!" Someone called out.

I sure hope he wasn't referring to me because I'm a lady, not the last piece of pizza.

"I thought I told you to stay in the car!" The object of my annoyance yelled.

"And I thought you said you were coming right back! But it's been..." I took a look at my phone, "46 minutes and counting and I have to pee." I bark back.

"Hold on! This isn't who I think it is."

"Unfortunately."

What's with the annoyance in his voice? I know he's not annoyed at me. I'm the only one who gets to be annoyed here.

"Wow. The last time I saw you—"

"I had pig tails, braces, acne, and glasses... Puberty was not kind to me." I burrowed by eyebrows together remembering the dark times of adolescence.

"I beg to differ."

Levi shot him a disgusted look.

Levi's my older brother. We were close growing up but then he got interested in girls and suddenly having a little sister became more of a nuisance than anything else. He still managed to be protective though, which I appreciated. That was until our Parents split up. He stayed with our Mom in the States and I went to Germany with our Dad. Oddly enough however, the distance bonded us more.

The other guy giving a look of disgust at the random guy was Levi's best friend Colson. Colson was a lanky kid, with short brown hair, and brown-green eyes. At least, that's the Colson I remembered before moving away at the start of middle school.

This Colson in front of me however, has medium length hair now and is definitely not lanky.

"Damn LJ! When'd you get a hot sister?" Another guy asked.

Wait! What?

"Dude aren't you dating Stacey?" Asked Colson.

"Oh yeah. Man you should have heard her last night. She screamed 'Oh God' so loud that I thought my neighbors could hear." The boy was now boasting.

Attractive. Note the sarcasm.

I wonder, do guys talk about anything else.

"I thought she didn't believe in God."

"She does now!" They all roared with laughter.

I have to admit, that was kind of funny. Kind of degrading as a female, but funny none the less.