Watching Beetlejuice: The Musical

The Whole "Being Dead" Thing (part 2)

'Part 2?' asked Barbara, seeing the title of the song 'How many of these are there gonna be?'

'I don't mind, I like these songs' said Beetlejuice. The song started and Beetlejuice started nodding his head in time with the music

Beetlejuice:

Ready? Okay!
Hi! I'll be your guide
I'll be your G-U-I-D-E to the other side
Don't go to the Netherworld-

Adam: Netherworld?

'Would've been nice to know about the Netherworld' said Adam

'Wait, would you ever leave me and go to the Netherworld?' asked Lydia 'Because I don't think I could live without you guys'

'We'll only leave you and that house when you want us to Lydia, until then, your stuck with us' said Barbara. Lydia sighed in relief and smiled

Beetlejuice:

Did I say Netherworld? Never mind
I'm the B-to-the-double-E-J-F-U
And Jesus, I can't spell

Everyone laughed and Beetlejuice frowned

Ensemble: 

Hi! He'll be your guide
He'll be your G-U-I-D-E to the other side

Beetlejuice: Let's all get naked!

Adam and Barbara: No!

'WHAT?' asked Adam and Barbara 

'Bit straight forward?' asked Charles

'No, I like it' said Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice: 

Eh, worth a try
I'm the B-to-the-double-E-T-L-E to the J-U-I-C-E

'HA! See I can spell!' said Beetlejuice triumphantly 

Barbara: What is happening?

'Exactly like you' said Beetlejuice, looking up at the Maitlands. Barbara frowned at the demon and focused her attention back on the screen

Beetlejuice (ensemble):

I understand it's a lot to process. 

'A lot?' asked Adam 'Its just oh you fell through the floor, died and now theres a demon in your old house with a dead marching band telling you to haunt your house, whats so bad about that?'

But
The good news is you and your spouse
Died in your own house

'Good news?' asked Barbara 

That gives you clout
That means the two of you should stick around. Lucky for you I dropped by
Yeah, you seem like nice guys
A little on the Pottery Barn and dry white wine side. As for me, I've been scaring for millennia

'How many dead couples did you keep in their house?' asked Delia 

'A couple' said Beetlejuice, then he laughed at the bad joke. Lydia looked confused because it wasn't even funny, it was stupid and weird and dumb

I'm the bio-exorcist
Giving houses enemas
Push out all the breathers
You can pray at ease
Just stick with me
I'm like a ghost-zombie Jesus (Ghost-zombie Jesus!) 

'This is so weird' muttered Delia 'Is this what actually happened?'

'This is better' said Barbara

And I do it for the love of it
Money? Ah, who gives a shit
I think we're a perfect fit
Come on, let's make out a bit (Yeah!) (Dead!)

'What is it with you and wanting to kiss me and Adam?' asked Barbara 

'Not you so much any more, mostly Adam over there, he's sexy' said Beetlejuice, winking at Adam

'Well he's mine' said Barbara 'So back off' 

 It's the perfect day to die

'Is any day the perfect day to die?' asked Delia 

'Cause this guy happened to be passing by
To give you control of your soul
For the whole "being dead" thing. The whole "being dead" thing!
Oh yeah!

'Talented dancers' commented Charles, 'Whats the next song?'

'Dead mom' said Delia 

'Oh god' muttered Lydia, sliding further into her seat 'Lets get this over and done with'

~AN: Sorry for the late update and the crappy story, I was rushed. I want to try to update this everyday but that seems challenging, so sorry if updates are slow. My school goes back at the end of this week, so updates will be even slower, sorry! I hope you enjoyed this one though! ~