Watching Beetlejuice: The Musical

Creepy Old Guy

Lydia:
Way back when I was just ten
Simple and sweet
Everywhere, fellas would stare
Out on the street

'Thats suck a pretty dress' said Emily 'I never thought I'd see you in red Lydsie'

'Neither did I' said Lydia honestly 'But this dress that she's wearing looks a lot prettier than mine did'

And I felt used
Kinda confused
I would refuse to look in their eyes
But now I really love creepy old guys

Emily coughed loudly and looked down at her daughter. Lydia grinned sheepishly and inched away from her mother, not knowing how she'd react 

'Please tell me that you're joking and only messing with BJ' said Emily

'You'll have to wait and see' said Lydia

All:
We all do!

'No one can resist me!' 

Barbara:
Gum disease

'Babs, I don't have gum disease!' said Beetlejuice, looking at Barbara with hurt 'You would know, or ask Sexy, you've both kissed me' both of the Maitlands frowned at the demon 

Delia:
Skin like grilled cheese

'My skin is beautiful' said Beetlejuice, placing a hand under his chin and looking up at Delia 'Also, see Babs, NO GUM DISEASE!' he smiled at Barbara and showed her his teeth 

'Eww, Beej, please close your mouth' said Barbara

Lydia:
Saggy old asses

'I didn't know you liked my butt Lydia' said Beetlejuice. Lydia gagged

Delia:
Saggy old asses

'Same with you Delia' Beetlejuice grinned at Delia, who's mouth was wide open 

'This is the one time you use my proper name?!'

Lydia:
Cute and vile

Barbara and Delia:
Hey baby, smile

'Say that, right now, you two, go!' said Beetlejuice, looking at the two females

'Hey baby, smile?' said Barbara and Delia, although it sounded more like a question and they used their normal voices

'Oh, come on' said Sky, looking out of the tent 'Do it properly' 

'Hey baby, smile' said Barbara and Delia, smiling at each other and mimicking the voices the actors used in the show

'YES!' said Sky and Beetlejuice, high fiving each other and grinning 

'I want to see more of this being acted out by you guys' said Emily 'Especially you singing, Barbara'

Lydia: 
To each girl that passes
*Delia wolf-whistles*

'This is such a weird sing' muttered Emily and Sky nodded in agreement, the two of them having no idea on what was going on

Barbara:
They make me blush

'She just sounds so innocent and adorable' said Sky 'and her smile! IT'S BEAUTIFUL!'

'I think that everyone feels that way about Kerry Butler' said Barbara 

Delia:
Can't get enough

'See, not even Darlia can resist this' said Beetlejuice, striking a ridiculous pose

'Beej, stop, just stop' advised Lydia