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Smoker | Visitor

"Uhm, excuse me?"

As a Marine soldier turned towards you, he blushed,"Y-Yes? How can I help you, miss?"

Awkwardly smiling, you rubbed your neck, holding a suitcase,"I'm here to visit Tashigi."

Blushing more, he saluted at you timidly,"R-right! I'll lead you to her! This way!"

Letting out an exasperated sigh, you followed the soldier, as he took you down a few corridors, before stopping.

Turning around to you, he saluted,"Here we are! She's just beyond this door!"

Giving a weak smile, you bowed to him,"Thank you."

Swallowing hard, he nodded before quickly walking away. Sighing again, you knocked on the door, earning an enter.

Opening the door, you had a disappointed look on your face,"What a shame. You couldn't even come and greet me, Tashigi."

Surprised, the blue haired woman looked up from her work,"Y/n? Is that you!?"

Letting your head fall, you gave a weak reply,"Put your glasses on."

Obeying so, she pushed her chair back, quickly engulfing you into a hug,"Y/N! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!"

Patting her back, you chuckled,"Seems you've forgotten about me visiting today."

Holding your shoulder, she stared at you with a sad frown,"Sorry, I was so caught up in my work."

Smiling softly, you rubbed her head,"It's okay, you've always been a hard worker, ever since you were young."

Blushing, she pouted,"Stop it, Y/n! I'm not a kid anymore! I'm a Marine soldier now!"

Feigning hurt, you clenched your chest turning away,"You've grown too fast." You sniffed fake tears.

Stomping her feet like a child, she crossed her arms,"Well, you've grown too old!"

As if lighting struck through you, you fell on your hands a knees, gloomy,"O-old?"

Huffing, Tashigi stuck her tongue out at you,"Old lady!"

Turning your head to her with teary eyes, your lips quivered,"Am I really old!?"

Rolling her eyes, Tashigi patted your back,"I was kidding, Y/n."

Staring at her with watery eyes, you sniffed,"Be real with me, Tashigi! I'm 34 years old and single!"

Giving a weak sigh, she smiled,"You'll find someone."

Standing up, fist clenched, you suddenly had a burst of confidence,"You're right, my dear Tashigi!" Pointing to the ceiling, you smiled,"I'll just ask that young Marine soldier earlier to marry me!"

Sweat dropping, Tashigi stared at you,"He's probably to young-"

"You're right. I'm all alone."

Tashigi's eyes bulged out, as you were at a 45 degree angle on the wall head first, all gloomy.

Sighing, she then had an idea,"There might be someone."

Peeking up, you quickly grabbed her hands with gleeful eyes,"Really!?"

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"Who are you?"

Your face was blank, as you stood in a room full of smoke, infront of you a man with silver hair, with two cigars in his mouth, looking all gloomy.

"I really am alone."

Shrieking, Tashigi stared at your gloomy 45 degree form, before sighing,"Y/n, meet my boss, Smoker."

Not even looking at him, you held your pose,"Y/n. Nice meeting you." You stated flatly.

Grunting, Smoker simply stared at Tashigi,"What's wrong with her? Why'd you even bring me an old lady?"

Lighting striking your soul, you fell to the floor, drawing a circle,"O-old lady."

Sweat dropping, Tashigi turned towards Smoker,"Y/n is my older sister, and she's just gloomy over the fact that she'll be single her whole life."

Scoffing, Smoker turned his attention to his papers,"How even old is she? 60?"

Lighting striking you again, you started growing mushrooms around you, as you drew faster circles,"6-60."

Exhaling, she placed her hands on her hip,"She's 34, not that far off from you, Smoker."

Brows raised, he grunted,"Huh. She looks too old to be 34."

Fist clenched, you were quick to grab hold of his jacket collar. Giving him a bitter sweet smile, you stared down at him,"Ohoho. Do I, Smoker?"

Boredly looking up at you, he exhaled,"You look like a witch."

Eyes twitching, you gripped his collar tighter,"You look like Santa Claus, so be careful or I'll shove some coals down ya throat."

Smoker's brows furrowed, before grabbing your collar,"Watch your mouth."

Smirking, you pulled him closer to your face,"Or what? Going to put me on the naughty list, Mr.Claus?"

Lips twitching up, Smoker felt his face growing hot,"Shut up, you old hag. You're going to be single forever if you keep that attitude."

Lighting striking you once more, you fell on your hands and knees,"I'll just become a cougar, Tashigi."

Panicking, she went to your side,"Don't say that, Y/n!"

Just as you were going to reply, the door opened to show the Marine soldier that you met earlier.

"Smoker! I have news to repo-" As he stared at the situation, he saw you staring up at him, as he blushed hard,"M-miss!?"

Eyes wide, you smiled, quick to stand in front of him, holding his hands. With a happy smile, you beamed at him,"I'm glad you're here!"

Gulping, he became flustered, sweating as he grew hotter,"U-uh..th-thank you, miss?"

Leaning closer to him, your smile widened,"I'm sorry I was distant to you, please accept my proposal to you! Be my husband!"

Shocked, his face fumed red,"R-really!? Well, since you're so p-pretty, I gu-."

Before he can finish, you were thrown into Smoker's shoulder.

Blinking, you frowned, hitting back,"Put me down, you old man! I was just about to become not-single!"

Walking out the door, he smacked your ass, making you red.

Growling, Smoker kept walking,"You're definitely on the naughty list now, you old hag."

Biting your lip in anger, you kept hitting his back,"What's wrong with you!? Let me go now!"

Hearing him growl deeper, you kept your mouth shut, as you grew flustered.

Chuckling, Smoker smiled devilishly,"Good girl. You got me heated up, so you're going to pay."

Opening your mouth to retaliate, you closed them as your body grew hot at what he just said. Covering your face with your hands, you muffled words of curses to him.

Feeling your body get thrown into a bed, you looked up to see him lock the door.

Gulping, you watched him, as he approached you smirking,"Santa is visiting quite early this year."

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Ehhh this was just randomly made as my fingers kept typing random things, but I guess that'll do :')