TOO TOONEY

CHAPTER 5 NORMAN

Location: Toy Kingdom, (formerly Montana, America). Saturday, August 14th, 3127. 3:38PM.

Everyone except the Toy Story Gang and the 2 Pinocchio puppets all stared at Norman with looks of confusion and disbelief on their faces! Did they really just hear that this strange man called, 'Norman' actually just claimed that he was Pennywise The Evil, Killer Clown!?

Chucky, Slappy, Douche and Plankton all turned to face each other before they all suddenly began to laugh. "That was a good joke you just said there!" Chucky spoke with a hint of happiness in his voice. "Man! I haven't laughed that fucking hard since that time I sent a pathetic human man into a meat grinder, then had all his bloody remains packaged, sold to a supermarket and eaten by a bunch of stupid and unsuspecting people! You should've seen the looks on their faces when they all learned the terrible truth! Their reactions were all priceless when they finally discovered that they were actually eating the flesh of another human and that they had unintentionally just become cannibals! They were all so disgusted and traumatized by that disturbing experience that some of them even ended up becoming vegetarians! As for me, I was laughing non-stop about it for at least a half-hour!"

"Besides, Pennywise is supposed to be a powerful and deadly entity that looks like a clown and you're just another boring and regular, stupid human! If you're supposed to be Pennywise, then I'm Pinocchio!" Slappy said with a smug grin on his face.

"Hey!" the Disney and Dreamworks Shrek versions of Pinocchio both protested, now a bit angry that Slappy had used them and their names to make his point.

"I wasn't joking! I really am Pennywise or at least I used to be!" Norman replied.

"Your joke isn't as funny now as it was the first time!" Plankton told Norman as he, Douche, Chucky and Slappy all began to show that they were now just being annoyed.

"Okay! If you love jokes so much, then maybe you'll get a kick out of this next one!" Norman proclaimed. "How did we all make a grand escape while you're all knocked out cold? Oh, I know! Because of this! Everyone, throw the grenades! Now!"

Everyone else watched as Norman, the Toy Story Gang and the 2 Pinocchio puppets all pulled out black grenades and threw it in their direction! Chucky, Slappy, Douche, Plankton, the toy guards, all the toy people and Nick and the others tried to run away and take shelter, but before they could, the grenades had all exploded. To their surprise, instead of the grenades causing deadly blasts that surely would've killed them, they suddenly found themselves being covered in a strange, yellow gas! If that wasn't enough, everyone (except for Norman and his friends) all slowly began to fall to pass out and fall to the ground. As Nick and the others were also being affected by the strange gas, they all suddenly felt very tired and lost every last bit of energy in their bodies as they, too, fell to the ground! 'Sleeping gas!' They all thought as they all succumbed to their exposure of the gas and drifted off to sleep.

-1 Hour Later

After an hour, Nick and the others finally awoke from their gas-induced slumber only to look around them and notice that they were now inside a moving vehicle. It didn't take them long to figure out that they were now riding inside the black van that Norman, the Toy Story Gang and the 2 Pinnochio puppets had arrived in earlier.