TOO TOONEY

CHAPTER 28 BOWSER'S WEDDING PLANS

Location: Game Kingdom. Date: Thursday, September 2nd, 3127. 12:03AM.

In the meantime, at The Game Kingdom and in The Game Kingdom Castle, fellow videogame villians, The Devil and Bowser, who were two of the rulers of the Game Kingdom, were relaxing together in a jacuzzi. The Devil's right-hand man, DiceHead stood outside the jacuzzi, serving the two of them drinks whenever they asked him for any.

Aside from DiceHead and some guards, the two videogame villains were all alone in the castle as the other videogame villain rulers had went out for awhile to each take care of important business. Personally, The Devil and Bowser didn't mind as without them around, they had the entire jacuzzi all to themselves.

They could both use it since ruling an entire kingdom can be very stressful and exhausting. Not to mention, they weren't pleased when they had first discovered that The Empire's Most Wanted fugitives had all managed to escape.

That really ticked them off! The Devil was really looking forward to seeing all their heads roll, then carving them out, putting lit candles in their hollowed out heads and displaying their decapitated heads in his personal quarters as night lights, too!

The Emperor wasn't happy when he had found out that The Empire's fugitives had managed to get away on their watch either. Like all the other videogame villains, The Emperor had The Devil, DiceHead and Bowser each be punished for their failure to get rid of the fugitives!

DiceHead's punishment was that each day for the next 3 months, he had to watch boring educational television for at least two hours. DiceHead thought he was too cool for that kind of stuff, so whenever he watched them, it made him wanna hit something!

The Devil's punishment was that he couldn't smoke cigars, cigarettes or anything else for 3 months and 2 weeks. The Devil hated this as he enjoyed smoking and without it, he felt like he was always missing something in his life.

Lastly, Bowser's punishment was that he had to play the Super Mario games for 3 hours everyday for 4 months. This really annoyed and frustrated Bowser as he hated having to play as that stupid plumber and watching his character defeat him and his underlings again and again!

Right now, though, DiceHead, The Devil and Bowser had already taken care of their daily punishments and were just trying to relax. Sure, they were still gonna be punished for months, but they might as well take a breather and enjoy themselves while they could.

With nothing else to do and trying to find ways to pass the time, The Devil talked to Bowser and told him about how he remembered when The Emperor made him and Thanos go to the world of Watership Down to back him up when he was fighting the former god of that world, Frith! While it was ultimately The Emperor who dealt the killing blow to the once-mighty, powerful and well-respected being, The Devil couldn't help but chuckle as he recalled how terrified The Black Rabbit had become of him and The Emperor after not only defeating Frith, but also stripping him and Prince Rainbow of their powers!

Bowser laughed as he remembered how he had those 3 stupid rabbits from that world sent to and imprisoned at The Wild Kingdom, but not before roughing them up a little! Bowser had even went as far as to insult their now-deceased and former god just for his own amusement!

However, Bowser's expression became serious as he remembered something or, in this case, someone else that he was much more interested in. But this someone that Bowser was thinking of wasn't Mario, Luigi or even Princess Peach.

 "So, Mr. Devil, since it's just us, I may as well share with you something that I've been thinking about lately," Bowser said.

"Like what? Is it about your latest plan to force Princess Peach to marry you, even though we have her locked up at Empire City, Mario and Luigi are imprisoned at the Wild Kingdom and there's nothing really stopping you from making her your bride?" The Devil asked, sounding uninterested.

"No. Actually, there's another girl I have my eyes on!" Bowser admitted. "But like Princess Peach, she thinks I'm mean and ugly and refuses to marry me as well!"

"Go on," The Devil ordered.

"But she also refuses to marry me because she claims that she keeps having dreams about meeting and falling in love with a certain human man!" Bowser explained. "She told me that the name of this man is none other than David, one of The Empire's Most Wanted Fugitives and that he is her soulmate!"

"Why are you even bothering with this new girl?" The Devil demanded. "You've spent so long trying to make Princess Peach your bride! Are you not interested in her anymore?"

"Oh, I am! I just figure that just having Princess Peach isn't enough anymore! I want to have two wives now!" Bowser confessed. "It will be wonderful getting married to both of them and we'll both live happily together in a huge castle after we kiss and live happily ever after!"

"That's it! You aren't gonna rape either of them or anything!?" The Devil spoke. "Where's the fun in having two brides if you aren't gonna sexually abuse them and-"

"Shut up!" Bowser shouted angrily. "I'll do with them whatever I want to do with them!"

"Well, I like to see how your wedding for both of them goes then!" The Devil sarcastically said. "Why don't you send me a Welcome Basket while you're at it?"

Bowser just glared at The Devil and didn't say anything. Bowser wanted to beat the evil demon, but he knew just how dangerous and menacing said demon could be when he was in a very bad mood and didn't wanna tangle with him if he could help it!

"So, who is this other girl of yours and other bride-to-be that you're talking about?" The Devil inquired.

"She's from The Bridge To Terabithia world. She's supposed to have died from drowning, but I saved her just in time! Yet, despite saving her life, she doesn't like me or wants to marry me! Can you believe that!?" Bowser revealed. "As for where she is now, she is also currently detained at Empire City!"

"But what's her name exactly?" The Devil demanded, beginning to lose his patience with Bowser.

"Fine. I'll tell you," Bowser replied. "Her name's Leslie! Leslie Burke, to be more exact!"