TOO TOONEY

CHAPTER 37 A WILD ESCAPE PART 4

Deadpool then pulled out a remote from out of nowhere. "Now, let's start over!" Deadpool spoke as he pressed a rewind button the remote and literally made time in my reality rewind itself, but he did it in a way that I was still aware of what had just happened the first time he had appeared. "And this time, no disrespecting the chimichangas, jackass!"

This time, I react differently to Deadpool, as I don't want to upset him again, as I instead end up falling out of my chair in my bedroom and onto my bedroom floor as Deadpool now has his face pressed up against the screen on my computer, staring at me! "Deadpool! Where the heck did you come from!?" I, The Author yell at him. "Don't scare me like like that!"

"Ah! But that wouldn't be any fun!" Deadpool replied. "You know all my entrances have to be funny!"

"Whatever," I, The Author roll my eyes in annoyance. "Can you leave me alone and go eat some chimichangas or something, so I can get on with the story? I've got a lot of people and fans who are waiting to read the next newest chapter of this fanfiction!"

"Alright. I'll go!" Deadpool said. "But first let me make some quick changes to your story while I'm at it!"

 Deadpool then pulls out a giant pencil, goes to the script I made for my story and begins to erase a bunch of things in it and replace them with his ideas. "I'll start here and there and here and..."

"No! Leave my script alone!" I, The Author scream furiously at Deadpool before immediately grabbing the script and holding it out of Deadpool's reach.

I, The Author then quickly check my script and see that Deadpool has changed a lot of things in my script that I had planned to make happen next to what the Merc With A Mouth thought would be interesting. "Oh, man! Look what you've done now!" I, The Author scold Deadpool. "I can't use any of this junk that you've written down! Thanks a lot, Deadpool! Now, I'm going to have to skip some really good scenes I was about to include because you messed with my story and I don't have the time to go back and fix what you've done in the script for this chapter of my story!"

"That's what happens when you put me into your story and you don't even give me my chimichangas!" Deadpool shot back. "Speaking of chimichangas, I want to be paid now-in chimichangas! Do you have any?"

Furious and having had enough of this, I decide that drastic times like this call for drastic measures! For someone like Deadpool, the only thing to do was to fight fire with fire!

"Hap!" I, The Author shout out as a familiar, purple foxlike being suddenly appears right next to me, bouncing up and down like a bouncy ball, who, of course, is none other than Hap!

"Yes, creator, who's name is ***********," Hap said, almost revealing my name, which I prevented him from doing so by beeping over it to keep my true identity anonymous to all the readers and everyone else. "***********, can we play a game? Do you want to play 'The I Cover Myself With Peanut Butter And You Eat All Of It On My Body, Even On My Butt Game', which sounds very-"

"...Very Gross and that's not going to happen!" I, The Author, tell Hap, having to resist the urge to vomit just thinking about what Hap had just suggested. "Anyway, first of all, I don't want to play any games with you, especially a game like that! Secondly, I would prefer to keep my name and identity anonymous in this story and all my other fanfics. And lastly, I-"