TOO TOONEY

CHAPTER 23 INTERMISSION

Location: Author's House. Unknown Time.

Meanwhile, at The Author's house..."Huh. Wait a minute! That can't be right! The next chapter isn't supposed to take place at my home! I didn't write this!" (Me) The Author shouted in shock and slight frustration. "Now, I have to rewrite the entire new chapter all over again! This is just great!"

Despite this frustrating development and delay, I had still a story to do and I couldn't keep all my readers waiting for much longer to find out what happens next. "Ugh! Fine! This is only a minor setback. It's nothing I can't fix with a few more hours of retyping and editing," I said. "Okay. I'll just go back to WordPad, retype the new chapter and-"

To my shock, I then noticed that my computer is now missing! I frantically searched my room as I try to find it.

I then hear laughing from behind me. But not just any laughter, but a kind of laughter that I'm very familiar with and know all too well!

Slowly turning around, I see my own creation, Hap, standing upside down on the ceiling with my computer in his paws and staring at me with a huge smile on his face! "Hi, Mr. Author Guy, who's real name is ******* *******!" Hap spoke before saying my name, which luckily for me, was completely bleeped out and no one else could hear or see my name as I don't want anyone to know my real name while I'm writing my story.

At first, I was quite taken aback to see one of my own creations in real life, but I quickly snapped out of it and jumped as high as I could up to Hap to try to get my computer back from him. "Give me my computer back, Hap! I got a story to write!" I told him.

"You didn't say please!" Hap replied before he bounced down from the ceiling of my bedroom and out and into the hallway outside my room.

"Hap, come back here now and give me back my computer! I don't have time for this!" I yelled angrily as I chased after him.

"Tag! You're it!" Hap shouted as he suddenly appeared out of nowhere, bounced onto and off my head and then went downstairs!

"This isn't funny, Hap! I don't want to play any of your stupid games!" I scolded him. "And there's a 'No-Bouncing Rule' and 'No Being On The Ceiling Rule' in my house!"

"Hmm. Okie-dokie! Then, let's play tag outside!" Hap announced as he began to head to the front door that led outside.

Realizing what would happen if Hap went outside and if someone else saw him, I panicked and immediately sprang into action and blocked his path! In reality, no one else besides me really knew about Hap's existence and those who did, only knew about him from my TOONEY Trilogy story.

This meant that if the rest of the world ever discovered Hap, shit would certainly hit the fan! Plus, if that happened, it wouldn't be long before everyone else figured out that I was Hap's creator, thanks to my ongoing TOONEY Trilogy online on Wattpad for everyone to see and read! Even though I haven't revealed my true name in my TOONEY Trilogy or any of my other fanfics, anyone, especially the police, the FBI, the CIA or the government would quickly find out about my involvement with Hap!