TOO TOONEY

CHAPTER 15 GAME ON!

Location: Somewhere outside (former) Translyvania, Europe. Time: Friday, August 27th, 3127. 10:28AM.

Meanwhile, The Commander and Co., along with UnHap, were all still sitting down by the lake listening to Hap's much more intelligent alternate personality speak to them as if he was a teacher and they were just a bunch of regular students in the middle of a class in school. In fact, that was exactly what was happening!

Shortly after Hap had become Professor Travis J. Fox and introduced himself to everyone else, The Commander and the others soon discovered that while Hap was much smarter in this new alternate form, he was also much more strict, bossy, boring and judgemental! Oh! And don't forget very annoying!

Professor Travis J. Fox with his above-average intelligence, had created and designed a lab coat that he was now wearing out of some cloth and other materials that he had found nearby. Then Professor Travis J. Fox had slowly built and successfully constructed an old-fashioned, one-room school complete with a teacher's chair and desk for himself and student desks and chairs for everyone else to sit down in. Professor Tavis J. Fox had accomplished this with his powers, which were not nearly as powerful as his powers were when he was Hap, but despite this, was still more than sufficient enough to bring him all the materials, tools and supplies that he needed to build the school, which took him 6 hours to complete!

Right now, Professor Travis J. Fox was literally teaching them the advanced fundamentals and concepts of Algebra, Geometry, Rocket Science and Physics and David, Charleton, Frank and his friends, the Disney and Dreamworks versions of Pinocchio, and Woody, Buzz and the rest of the Toy Story Gang had all fallen asleep as a result. The Commander, Robert, Norman, Jiminy Cricket, the other humans who had escaped from New Haven, Doctor Lollipop, Coco and UnHap were the only ones still awake, but just barely as their eyelids were all feeling heavy.

Every once in awhile, UnHap would eat some marshmallows that he had brought with him as he remembered that like he had said before, anyone who eats those special candies that give you those powers and immortality also has to eat something that begins with the letter of the candy that they ate everyday for eternity or become paralyzed forever unless someone else comes by and feeds them the right kind of food that they are required to eat! UnHap didn't like it, but he had eaten one of the candies himself and once you had eaten one, there was no going back, so he had no choice but to do it.

They had all been up all night long and into the late morning listening to Professor Travis J. Fox's incredibly boring and lengthy lectures and they all hated it so much that they rather be fighting The Empire right now instead! Even the Commander, with his newly acquired advanced intelligence, was having difficulty keeping up with and understanding what Professor Travis J. Fox was saying!

The Commander and the others were all about to fall asleep when they heard the loud sound of a heavy textbook landing on a desk, which woke them all up instantly! Everyone saw an angry and impatient Professor Travis J. Fox looking at each and every one of them. They then noticed the big Science textbook on Professor Travis J. Fox's desk and realized that he had deliberately made said textbook hit the desk to wake them all up after he had noticed that they had all fallen asleep while he was still in the middle of his long, boring and seemingly never-ending lecture!

"This is not nap time!" Professor Travis J. Fox scolded. "I cannot teach people who are not listening to what I'm trying to teach them!"