CHAPTER 11 IT'S THE NORM

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Location: Robot Factory, Empire City. Wednesday, August 25th, 3127. 3:48AM.


"You've failed The Empire, Lieutenant Surge!" Judge Doom from Who Framed Roger Rabbit (which was created by Touchstone Pictures and Amblin Entertainment) scolded Lieutenant Surge. "Your so-called 'Elite Assassins' have all been defeated by The Empire's Most Wanted fugitives! Why am I and General Rex not surprised!?"


"I assure you that next time, things will-" Lieutenant Surge replied, but was cut off.


General Rex, who was also with Judge Doom and General Rex in Empire City's Robot Factory building stood next to Judge Doom. "Things will be different next time because this time, we're going to let The Empire's NormBot Army be the ones who deal with The Empire's biggest threat next to The UHR instead! And on top of that, for your huge failure with your assassins to so much as kill even one of those filthy bitches, The Emperor has ordered that your 'lieutenant status' immediately be terminated!" General Rex informed the former Lieutenant Surge, who now only went by Surge.


Surge didn't like this news one bit. "You can't be serious!? What am I supposed to do now!?" Surge demanded.


Judge Doom tossed Surge a couple of towels and replied, "You can go make yourself useful and polish off all the NormBots! And by the looks of it, you've got a lot of work ahead of you, so no dilly-dallying!" Judge Doom pointed to thousands upon thousands of NormBots that were all in one huge room of the gigantic robot factory! "Now get out of my sight!"


Surge slowly walked away to get started on polishing the Normbots. As soon as he was out of sight and General Rex and Judge Doom couldn't see or hear him anymore, Surge lost it and banged his fists hard against a wall over and over as he cursed to himself furiously!


As for Judge Doom and General Rex, they were now personally supervising the construction of all the new NormBots that The Emperor had ordered them to have Norm himself create. But the real Norm was now known as 'NORM INFINITY'! The NormBots paled in comparison to the real Norm, who had received many upgrades and underwent numerous different changes to his design over the years.


NORM INFINITY was much more powerful than any of the NormBots and he was so strong, using him would be considered excessive force! And like The Emperor had said, Norm (who is from Disney's Phineas And Ferb, which was created by Dan Povenmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh) served to prevent any of The UHR's Protectors from attacking or invading Empire City and capturing any of the humans that lived there. NORM INFINITY had already fought The Protectors for many years and had shown that he could hold his own in a fight against them fairly well!


Aside from that, Norm himself wasn't really used for anything else except for creating The Empire's robot armies. But everyone called them 'NormBots' after Norm himself!


"Norm! What's the status of the Normbots?" Judge Doom asked as he faced a computer screen.


An image of the real Norm was shown on the computer screen, with only his head, shoulders and chest visible. Norm now looked like he was wearing a black suit with a blood-red tie. Norm's robotic hair was now also black and most interesting of all, Norm was now smoking a metal cigarette! "Shut up you organic piece of shit! They're almost done!" Norm told Judge Doom and General Rex very rudely and with profanity in it, which was quite out of character for him since Norm always had had a happy and easy-going attitude like he did in that Disney show 'Phineas and Ferb'!

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