TOO TOONEY

CHAPTER 25 KITCHEN CHAOS PART 2

Meanwhile, Hap had finally returned from his visit to my (The Author's) home along with Happy as Hap and Happy both fell out of a portal and into the kitchen! As they fell, Hap was screaming with excitement, while Happy was screaming in panic!

For some reason, Happy had been shrunken down, too, just like Hap and he and Hap both fell into one of the craziest and smelliest places in the kitchen or dining room that they could end up at, into the fur around the back of Br'er Fox's neck! They didn't stay there for long before they fell down and went underneath Br'er fox's shirt and didn't stop until they were near Br'er Fox's sweaty, stinky left armpit! Yuck!

Happy had to cover his nose from the strong stench! "Gross! Hasn't this guy ever heard of deodorant!?" Happy complained.

Hap, on the other hand, wasn't bothered by the smell one bit and even seemed to enjoy it! "Yay! Now, we're playing 'The Smell The Fox's Armpit Game'! When this game's over, we should play 'The Smell Your Butt Game' next!" Hap shouted.

Happy was about to tell Hap that this wasn't a game, but before he could, he and Hap were forced to dodge one of Brer Fox's massive paws that the fox had stuck under his shirt. This was due to the fact that they were causing Br'er Fox to feel itchy, which was leading him to trying to scratch the itch away.

"Darn itch!" Br'er Fox said as he continued to scratch, only now he was using both his paws.

For the next minute, Happy was forced to be fast and dodge Br'er Fox's paws while dragging Hap with him! Trying to avoid Br'er fox's huge paws, Happy had even resorted to bringing Hap with him and going onto the fox's bushy tail.

They didn't stay on Br'er Fox's tail long either as Br'er Fox (unknowingly) continued to chase them there with his paws, so then Happy took himself and Hap down to the fox's feet. That didn't work either, so then they went back up and went into the fur on Br'er Fox's arms, his chest and even the top of his head!

There was only one place that Happy refused to go with Hap on Br'er Fox's body and that was into the fox's pants. Br'er Fox's armpits and his feet were already incredibly too smelly for Happy as it was! He didn't want to even imagine what gross horrors could be waiting down there in the fox's pants!

However, from what Happy and Hap could see from the opening from where they were over the fox's pants, they did both see one very unexpected surprise that not only surprised them, but made them laugh for a brief moment! What they had discovered was that while expecting to be able to see Br'er Fox's waist completely, Br'er Fox was actually wearing a pair of underwear over his waist, which obscured their view of his butt and his other private areas!

But it wasn't the fact that Br'er Fox was actually wearing underwear that had made them laugh. It was because Br'er Fox's underwear had cute, little baby foxes on it! And even more hilarious was that on the underwear and next to the designs of the adorable baby foxes were the words 'Mommy's Favorite Baby Fox!', 'You're My Special Little Baby Fox Forever!' and 'Hugs And Kisses From Your Mama Fox!'

Despite the situation that Happy and Hap were both in, even Happy couldn't help but burst into laughter upon seeing this! He hadn't laughed so hard like he was now for quite awhile!