TOO TOONEY

CHAPTER 29 WHEN LADY ROSE PAYS A VISIT

Location: Wild Kingdom. Kitchen and Dining Room. Somewhere in (former) Kenya, Africa. Thursday, September 2nd, 3127. 12:03AM.

Back to Hap, or in this case, Lady Rose, and the others back in the villains' kitchen and dining room, the others and the villains were all still staring at the newcomer in their presence and were at a loss of words. Lady Rose, the pink, female fox, who was Hap's 3rd alternate personality, took everyone's silence as them not knowing what to think of her and not in the way they were thinking.

"I understand your silence. My gorgeous beauty and fabulous looks have that affect on other people!" Lady Rose said. "I can't blame you, though. Who wouldn't want to gaze at my stunning and marvelous pink fur and sweet feminine charm! Go on, peasants! Feel free to bask in my jaw-dropping beauty!"

Suddenly, almost every male person, human and animal alike, accepted Lady Rose's offer and got close to her! While looking at her feminine features, it actually appeared as if they had little hearts in their eyes!

The only people who weren't all love-struck and drooling over Lady Rose were all the females that were in the kitchen and dining room, which included Queen Chrysalis, Dawn Bellwether and Mayor Swinton, as well as some of the males like Mason Mouse, Sly Cooper and Scar. The former three weren't affected by Lady Rose's appearance due to the fact that they were all women themselves. For Sly Cooper, it was because there was only one fine female fox that he was interested and that was Inspector Carmelita Fox and no one else! For Mason Mouse, he had seen plenty of beautiful women throughout his lifetime and thus, was immune to Lady Rose's beauty as a result! And finally, Scar wasn't affected because there was only one thing that he wanted and that was power!

Noticing that even their own underlings were going all google-eyed over Lady Rose instead of trying to catch her and the rest of The Empire's Most Wanted Fugitives, Dawn Bellwether, Mayor Swinton, Queen Chrysalis and Scar all stomped over to the pink, female fox with hostile intentions in mind! "Alright, Missy! You've had your fun, now get ready to face the music!" Dawn Bellwether spoke. "Those rams that our staring at you like a piece of gold, are Swinton's and my henchmen!"

"Oh! What's wrong, Cottonmouth?" Lady Rose replied in a rude and nonchalant voice. "Are you and Porky jealous of my superior looks and beauty? Are you envious of the fact that you'll never be a stunning, gorgeous fox like me?"

After hearing this from Lady Rose, Dawn Bellwether and Swinton began to fume in anger! "What are you trying to say!?" Swinton demanded. "Are you calling us ugly!?"

"I only said that you were jealous of me. But yes! I do think you are ugly, too!" Lady rose confirmed and then pointed to Queen Chrysalis. "That goes for you, too, PukeFace! I've seen garbage dumps that are better-looking than you! Ha!"

Now, Dawn Bellwether, Mayor Swinton and Queen Chrysalis were all boiling over with rage, quickly getting fed up with this pink fox's insults! They were all thinking things like who did she think she was or how dare she say that to them!

Scar then decided it was his turn to speak. "I may not be a women like you or these three, but I have huge plans for gaining power and becoming a king and for those plans, I need my loyal hyena minions, Banzai and Ed back!" Scar ordered. "Give up now and let my minions go at once and we will grant you a quick and painless death!"