TOO TOONEY

CHAPTER 24 KITCHEN CHAOS PART 1

Location: Wild Kingdom. Kitchen. Somewhere in (former) Kenya, Africa. Wednesday, September 1st, 3127. 11:55PM.

Back in The Wild Kingdom, outside of Shenzi's body and in the kitchen, the others were still hiding in the same spots that they had been in the entire time since all the fictional villains in their presence had showed up. They hadn't seen The Commander, David, Charleton, Doctor Lollipop and Coco get eaten by Shenzi since they didn't dare leave or take a peek from their hiding places for even a second, fearing that they would immediately be discovered if they did so.

With all the cartoon villains around, they couldn't take any chances! The others were all planning to just wait around until all the villains left or went to bed before they even thought of making their escape.

Unfortunately, despite it getting later and later into the night, none of the villains seemed like they were going anywhere. That is, except for Shenzi The Hyena, who for some reason had asked to leave and go check on some prisoners right after Scar, Hopper, Prince John, Dawn Bellwether and Queen Chrysalis had mentioned them, while acting a bit weird at the same time before leaving.

Shortly after Shenzi had left, an anthropomorphic female pig and a male anthropomorphic rat came in and joined the other villains at the dining table. The pig woman was soon revealed to be Mayor Swinton (the original main antagonist from the original, but scrapped version of Disney Pixar's Zootopia)! The male rat was also revealed to be none other than the wicked Jenner (from Don Bluth's The Secret Of Nimh movie)!

The others were quite curious as to who was being kept prisoner in The Wild Kingdom. As much as they wanted to find, meet and free these prisoners (if they weren't hostile), they couldn't do anything until all the fictional villains were gone first, or at least asleep. Besides, none of them even knew where the prisoners were being held at.

"This is fucking stupid and a big waste of time!" Frank spoke with frustration and impatience in his voice. "How long are we gonna be stuck here!?"

"Shhh!" Frank's friend, Barry warned him. "Be quiet or they might hear you!"

"I don't care, Barry! I'm not of afraid of humans or a bunch of crappy animals and bugs that came straight out of a cartoon that can talk and think like us!" Frank replied.

"Aren't you forgetting that we're cartoon characters, too?" Barry reminded him.

"Don't remind me!" Frank said. "To think that our original mission to go to 'The Real World' and take our revenge on our shitty creators and all the other disgusting humans would evolve into this nightmare! This is much worse than when we all first found out that humans or our so-called gods as we used to call them slaughtered and devoured all our fellow foods on a daily basis!"

"Relax, Frank, we'll figure something out! Just-" Frank's girlfriend, Brenda, tried to calm him down.

Frank then turned to face GUM and ordered, "Okay Da Vinci, put that big, pink, gummy, shitty brain of yours to work that is your body and get us out of this fucking mess!"