You're not Steve

Captain Tigers

Chapter 31

Peter's Pov:

We walk into the tower.

"Hey Gu- what did you do Scott?!" Tony says staring at us.

"Man of Iron! Look at these amazing things called Crocs!" Thor says excitedly.

"Ye-yeah..." He mumbles looking at all our feet.

"How many pairs did you guys buy?"

"In total I think 29?" Clint says looking at us.

"Yeah that sounds about right,"

"29!?"

"Um what's with all the Crocs?" Bucky says as he walks in.

"It was mainly Thor, he wanted a lot of different pairs," Pietro says.

"Yeah we only got nine pairs, he got 20," I say smiling.

Loki got a green pair and a black pair, Clint got purple and black, Pietro got light blue and light purple, Scott got mint green ones and I got a black pair and a rainbow pair. Thor got a lot of different pairs.

°°°

Scott and Loki both left soon after we got back. Thor showed us every pair he got then we had dinner.

After dinner we made a group chat with Ned.

Clint
Hello Ned

Ned
...
Don't tell me
That all these unknown numbers
Are
Avengers

Clint
No I just added made up numbers
Cause I'm mean

Ned
Oh

Nat
Ned he's being sarcastic

Ned
Oops
Duh
That was obvious
Wait
So
They're not random numbers?!

Peter
No Ned
You can finally ask all the questions I never answered for you

Ned
Can I?
Is that okay

Steve
Sure kid

Peter
Steveeee
What did you do

Ned
What does the Hulk smell like?
What about Thor's hair?
Does Quicksilver collect Hawkeyes arrows during fights?
How heavy is IronMan's suit?
Is Spiderman allergic to walnuts?
What about Black Widow?
Also what happens if you have to go to the bathroom during a fight?
Or like if you were in space?
Have any of you been to space?
Also is the Winter Soldier's arm soft?

Tony
Ned
Slow
Down

Ned
Sorry am I asking to many questions?
Has anyone lifted Thor's hammer besides Thor?
Does Antman ever shrink and then just chill in Lego or something?
Cause that's be so coool
Also is Captain America's birthday actually July 4th?

Pietro
I am so confused...

Ned
Does Quicksilver wear platform shoes?
Am I asking to many questions?

Wanda
We can't answer your questions if you don't give us time

Steve
I'm not sure what the Hulk smells like, Thor's hair smells like his shampoo. Sometimes Pietro does that, he also throws me my shield if it gets stuck.
I've never been in the IronMan suit so I don't know.
I don't think Spiderman's allergic to Walnuts, Natasha isn't.
You hold it.
You hold it.
Most of us have been to space.
Buckys arm is soft.
You've asked a lot of questions but it's fine.
Thor is the only one who's lifted his hammer, none of us have tryed before.
You'd have to ask Scott.
And yes my birthday is July 4th.
Pietro doesn't wear platform shoes but he does wear through his shoes very fast.
Like I said earlier it's fine.

Ned
...

Wanda
...

Clint
Since when can Steve types this fast on a phone?

Steve
I've been practicing
:{D

Bucky
That's true
He practices for like an hour each day

Nat
Dam Steve

Ned
Thank you Mr Captain America?
Or Mr Rogers?
Mr America?
Mr Captain?
Mr Steve?
Sir America?
Sir Captain?
Sir steve?
Sir Rogers?
Mister?
Captain Captain?
Captain Tigers?
Oops
I mean Rogers!!

Steve
Steve is fine

Bucky
Captain Tigers

Clint
Yeah call him that

Steve
Please don't call me that

Peter
Okay Captain Tigers!

Thor
FRIEND OF GETHELP
:)
:)
:)
:)
HELLO

Ned
Do you mean me?

I get a text from our group chat with out Ned. I click into it.

Tony
I got an email
From Peter's school
It's meet the teachers night next week
Who wants to go?

Seagullnose
Meeeeeeeeeee

Tarantula
Me

Captain Antarctica
I would like to

SlowGold
Me too

Airplane
Me tooooooooooo

Purple Dragon
I think everyone wants to

The Guy
Yeah

high key
i'm assuming this invitation doesn't extend to me?

Poptarts
AN OUTING TO GETHELPS SCHOOL
HOW EXCITING
OF COYRSE YOU CAN COME BROTHER

Tony
Okay then...
Guess everyone's coming