"Do you think David has wet dreams about Emily?"
"Okay, definitely not an image I want in my head, Corinna."
"Hey, I'm just saying. Dudes mad in love with her, so it makes sense."
"Can we stop talking about how in love with me David is," Emily butted into her two friends conversation, "Look, David and I are finally back to normal after everything that happened. I really don't want any thoughts in my head that may lead to me overthinking this whole thing, so let's just have a relaxing day on the beach. Okay?"
"Okay," the two girls on either side of Emily chorused.
A beat of silence passed over the three girls, allowing Emily to settle her nerves.
It only lasted a good three minutes, though, before Corinna said, "Okay, but we agree that David has wet dreams about Emily?"
Emily groaned, pulling out her phone to text the man of the hour himself.
saturday, 2:34 pm
davey boy
help
plz kill me
take me out, put me
out of my misery
right now
anything better than listening
to corinna talk about
wet dreams
specifically your wet dreams
okay woah
that's a lot, i have
so many questions
why is corinna concerned with
my sexual dreams
why is that making you
want to kill yourself
are you truly that repulsed
by me
she thinks you have
wet dreams about one
of our friends
i want to kill myself because
she won't shut up about it
i think she's obsessed with
you
no, you're truly a delight
seriously
no need for the sarcasm
also, its be well established that
corinna is obsessed with me
what are you doing rn?
trying to orchestrate the next
nerf war
it'd be good for the vlog
you're on my team
why do i have to be on your team
what do you mean why
do you have to be on my team??
you're my best friend who's
team do you think you'd be
on
illyas
you'd like that wouldn't you
im just teasing dave
obviously i'd be on your team
i'm always on your team
good because if i'm gonna beat
todd and alex i need you
yeah yeah i carry the team
we been knew
i hope you know i take offense
to that
good
when are you coming back
can you entertain yourself without
me for longer than five minutes?
no
i was fully expecting that answer
i just miss you
That was all it took for Emily's chest to fill with warmth and her cheeks to heat up. Four words from her best friend, and her head was spinning. It confused her immensely. All David said was the he missed her; the two said it all the time. So why did this time feel different?
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Master Plan {d. dobrik}
Fanfictionthe one where she thinks she's helping her best friend win a girls heart but fails to realize it's her heart he's trying to win OR in which he creates an elaborate plan to make his best friend fall in love with him DAVID DOBRIK STARTED: 2/20/2020 ...
