fairytale ending [enstars x reader]

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this is stupid but welcome to my brain
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mc: *exists*
izumi: *yeets* shes trash.
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ritsu: *screeching*
mc: GET IN THE DRESS
koga: YOU BITCH IF YOU DONT DO THIS I SWEAR
meanwhile
yuta: you guys wanna get some tea of smth
mao: sure
kanata: mkay
they really don't give a fuck anymore
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tenshouin: *breathes*
mc: you've got a flat ass.
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ritsu: i hate you
mc: go die
ritsu: go walk into ongoing traffic, bitch.
mc: you're terrible.
ritsu: i love you.
mc: wait what??
ritsu: what
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mc: YOU GOTTA DO THE COOKING BY THE BOOK
koga: YOU KNOW YOU CANT BE LAZY
mao: this goes on all day. ive already gotten stabbed twice trying to stop ritchan from hurting them.
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yuta: id say this is a nice break from aniki but they're much worse
mao: agreed.
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kanata: *exists*
mc: oh my god i love you gorgeous fish baeby
kanata: :D
ritsu: bitch.
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mc: wait ritsu can you-
ritsu: i am not saying any maid shit.
mc:...never mind.
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mcs brain: you have a harem. do not ruin this.
mc: let's put ritsu in a dress and make everyone hate my guts with a terrible attitude :D
brain: *sobbing* i fucking hate you.
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yuta: why is mc crying..?
mao: she looked straight into my face and told me i look like a fish.. then she kinda just burst into confused tears.
mc: HIS HAIR AND FACE I JUST CANT HE IS FISH WHY DO WE CALL HIM HORSE??
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izumi: *hands mc to yuta*
izumi: this is yours now. i don't accept refunds.
yuta: but wait i-
izumi: no. refunds.
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tenshouin: sena why do you have a trash can..?
izumi: she's my cousin. or the trash. i can't really tell they're really similar.
mc: ITS A TRASH CAN YOU BITCH YOU LEFT ME AT THE STAIRS
izumi: oops..
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mc: let's play dress up.
mao: the dreaded words. no one is spared from dresses. no one. and really small loli clothes.. *war flashbacks*
kanata: meh i don't mind it
mao: i don't understand. h o w.
itsuki: what the fuck guys.???
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mc: *does anything stupid*
izumi: you fucking dumbass
ritsu: bitch. go die.
izumi:
izumi: bitch that's my cousin not yours thank you very much the bully privileges go to me.
ritsu: welp. arrest me then bc i'm not backing down bullying is a skill
izumi: square up.
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mao: hand over the plastic forks and mother stabbing devices or else ritchan.
ritsu: *puts a bundle of forks and sporks on the table*
mao: i said all of it.
ritsu:...*proceeds to place a huge pile of pencils and pens in the table*
mao: and cut your nails. you're like a fucking cat.
ritsu: -_- i will get you back
mao: try it bitch. i'm the mom friend and can and will destroy you.
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i'm so sorry lmao they're all just dumb and not even funny cnsnnfndfn i need sleep i'm really bored