fairytale ending [enstars x reader]

17.

new messages from chat 'yuu investigation team'

mom friend
wait are we meeting up tomorrow..?

kaoru hitachin
no clue

bork bork bitch
idfk

me
ye i thot we were

sleepi asshole
doing what and when bc i am not waking up until 3pm.

me
you will wake up at 10 and like it

kaoru hitachin
k but what're we doing

me
i thot we were gonna stalk yuu at the mall

fishy baeby uwu
oo there's a fountain there

bork bork bitch
but i thot isara said the rest of trickstar was hanging at the mall at 3
why're we waking up at 10 then

me
bc we gotta get disguises first
duh

sleepi asshole
you can not make me wear a dress again

me
if you keep talking like that i'm gonna bring a god damn sailor uniform and make you wear the skirt and sexy stockings.

bork bork bitch
lmao do it

sleepi asshole
i-
IM LITTERSLLY HKING TO KILL YOU IF YOUD O THWY SHIT

me
..you're hiking to kill youd o thewy shit..?

mom friend
i think it's a threat

kaoru hitachin
prolly

me
ritsu all you say are threats spice it up a bit

sleepi asshole
fine
i WILL stab you tomorrow.

fish baeby uwu
i think that's another threat.?

sleepi asshole
no. it's a promise.

mom friend
nope. it's a threat that will be prevented.

sleepi asshole
you make it hard to be friends with you sometimes maa

mom friend
so do you.

kaoru hitachin
anyways, we're meeting at yumenosaki at 1:30 for disguises right?

me
ye that's the plan

mom friend
i can make sure ritchan gets his ass moving

sleepi asshole
i can make sure maa has a hard time waking me up

bork bork bitch
i can eat ass
BEAT*
FUCK

me
LMAO YES

kaoru hitachin
nckdkfks aniki saw that message i'm kinda fucked rn

mom friend
oooooof
have fun with that explanation

sleepi asshole
i hate all of you

fish baeby uwu
i did like nothing
it's herd typng with wet hands

sleepi asshole
then get out of the fucking pond already

fish baeby uwu
bath

me
wait please tell me you aren't still in uniform

fish baeby uwu
uh
:D

me
what the fuck man
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